SERIOUSLY OT: Calling all chicks! IT'S PART 6!!

if you look down at a left handed girl while shes making the money, shes using the opposite hand than a righty, there for its like watching a proper girl in the mirror.

Stay on track Acorn.

I havn't used my vape in a long time, different feel to it- I like the unhealthy tar version of smoking.

I smoked a lot of Garcia Vegas when my friend was back in town over the holidays and I gotta say, I feel like I got more out of my herbage when I got back to the water pipe. I think I just plateau too easily nowdays when I use the same method over and over

I smoked a lot of Garcia Vegas when my friend was back in town over the holidays and I gotta say, I feel like I got more out of my herbage when I got back to the water pipe. I think I just plateau too easily nowdays when I use the same method over and over

Yeah I agree. I rotate between papers, pipes, and water BONGS. And throw in the vape from time to time. I do find when I use the vape, I tend to use it a lot- I feel like it "wastes" more than the other, because your left with this dried up brownish bud instead of ashes.

Try using a little glass chillum, I usually don't like small pipes, but I have a little chillum that I use from time to time and seems to make even mediocre stuff hit hard- like the smoke goes straight to your brain. Makes my lips numb too.

Hmmmm the "less is more" technique. Might try that too. Maybe I should put my pipe back in rotation with the bong

Or you could try the more is more technique. Every 30 minutes on the minute.

Thats pretty much the strategy from this past weekend. Ran through a full 7g in about 12 hours between two people, which isnt too wild but a 7 by myself lasts about two weeks

Thats pretty much the strategy from this past weekend. Ran through a full 7g in about 12 hours between two people, which isnt too wild but a 7 by myself lasts about two weeks

Not shabby.
I went through 10g between Saturday and Wednesday- but I had to cut off early tuesday to have enough for a few bowels on New Years :(

I was planning on laying off, but I don't know... kinda want to this weekend, been a crappy week.

Bowels? bowls. I don't want to light up a bowel....

I was perfectly fine believing you constructed a bong out of a used anus

USED!!!??!? Who do I look like?

If youre using a brand new set of bowels then that means you're either snatching up newborns or found somebody that was constipated from birth..... and that's just weird

Not true... there was a girl on tosh-O that had a tube coming out of her belly...

but on a side note... that is a very valid point.

The longer I sit here, the more I wish I had made that call when I was outside. Once I get back in the house it takes some major motivation to get me to leave

and if Im gonna hole up in the house, I might as well have the herb garden to make it more enjoyable

if only it were this easy

http://www.savontv.com/im/nwimages/chia-herb-garden.jpg

Plus isnt it like negative a billion degrees in Chicago this time of year?

Today its a balmy 17 degrees I believe with probably a wind chill of 5-10. I think I heard the high tomorrow will be single digits. The worst is probably still ahead though. Last year it was Feb/March that smacked the city the hardest

Then again, the weather report is as reliable as this site has been lately so it could be 55 tomorrow for all I know

ouch. we had a couple weeks of really cold, then it kinda warmed up. I expect cold to slam down again at any moment.

Anyone else feel like, even with $5 subs, subway is still kind of a ripoff?

Well when ALL the sammiches were $5 I thought it was fine, but my roast beef sub is "premium" and costs like $7 for a footlong. If Im gonna spend that much on a sandwich I could make myself then I'll go to Jimmy Johns for a #12

Thats because cow by-product is more expensive than chicken by-product.

I've never had Jimmy Johns, but I hear good things.

all things being equal, I'd go Jimmy Johns over Subway but its so much easier to find a Subway

I'd take Quiznos over subway for sure- but as you said, subways are like starbucks.

Usually I hit up the local food carts (solid block of them right up from where I work) but most of them do not accept cards, so when I have no cash on me I go to subway for lunch.

You'll have an easier time finding a elephant riding a tricycle than you will finding a Quiznos around here. I know of one (if its still open) and its about 25 miles away from here, near my old apartment

Firehouse Subs... now THATS a good hot sammich

You'll have an easier time finding a elephant riding a tricycle than you will finding a Quiznos around here. I know of one (if its still open) and its about 25 miles away from here, near my old apartment

Damn. There are a few scattered across Portland. Subway on the other hand- I can name 4 within probably 6 blocks- and those are just the ones that I know of, there could be more.

Firehouse Subs... now THATS a good hot sammich

We had one of those in Texas next to the Target. Never ate there, always smelled good from the outside though.

When I worked at the video store (remember those?) one of my coworkers had a hookup at Firehouse. One of the top three hookups in my employment history

....non :boink: related hookup

How did you fit inside the RedBox machine?

you'd be amazed how much space is in there. Its like a Mini Cooper but with blu rays stuck between your toes

I don't even visit redbox anymore, On the vary rare occasion I do rent a movie I either do it Comcast/xfinity on demand or Amazon on demand.

hey look, this thread is almost at 1000 posts. Our lil' baby is about to hit puberty.

thats just precious.... lil short n curlys sprouting up all over... uncontrollable tent popping..... completely unable to locate a clitoris

I was gonna look for a gif but I forgot this is my work computer

since I cant get a puberty gif, this will have to do

http://www.ramjam.co.uk/assets/images/projects/qbert/qbert-animated.gif

when you look at whats happening, its something like puberty

I'm not sure you want to use any computer you own to search "puberty gif" lol

AND a new page to boot. We are tearing it up today.

Aint no party like a OT party

.....mostly cause thereare no people anywhere else to have a party

my main guy is out of town, I'm going to have to hit up my less than reliable second (quality good, but is never around when I'm around) or this new guy from the post a few days ago about the super sketch deal.... OR I could go to the park in search of a new contact.

White people problems.

:rofl: indeed

I used to have a street pharmaceutical rep that was a lesbian. And a black lesbian at that. AND not a manbian. She disappeared one day though.

Sounds like she was either a leprechaun or under federal surveillance. Possibly both

My in-this-suburb guy has disappeared a couple times but never for long and always with a plausible story.... usually involving getting locked up and bailed out

I need to find a contact closer to where I live, I live right next to a college... that has to be a hotspot. Sadly I no socialize like normals :( so I never meet people.

Life as an introvert sucks ass.

Fuck that. Life as an introvert is awesome!!!!



.....til you need stuff that you cant make

Definitely should be a decent roster of pharmacists close by though near a college campus

Like that china white. Gotta find a real Chinese to get that.

Definitely should be a decent roster of pharmacists close by though near a college campus

Its a snoody rich kid college too. Money is no object for most of these kids, so there should be a decent amount of anything you could want.

Well if the local kids will pay out the ass then I would assume their pharmacy has higher prices. Probably can get past that with a "youre fucking kidding me with these prices... do I look like Im late for Psych 101 bitch?" discussion

Really though, I have no clue how you would find a guy if you didnt already know him or someone he knows. Ive never gotten anything from anybody without a referral of some sort

In Portland, you just walk through one of the various parks and there will be a guy on a bench with a backpack, you give him a nod as you walk by, he gives you a nod back, and a new contact is born.

Dam I wish it was that simple here. Any self respecting pharmacist only deals with people they know. Every new connect starts with whatever friend of mine letting the new guy know that I'd be calling...and me saying "hey this is [friend]'s guy. I'm looking for a 7"