Seriously OT: Whoring Galore here in Part 4!

fetish cycles eh? so you got the extended seat on that thing???

extended seat? need another seat and possibly seatpost

you know... extended seat... for your fetish... your seat-up-butt fetish...

Sorry I'm tired, not in peak insult-hurling form :(

So, I got the rim welded.. it's perfect.. only one problem.. when the fucktard at sears took the tire off, he popped a few cords in the sidewall... they remounted it, and it's got bubbles in the sides.. I was going to run it anyway, but as I was putting them on, I realised that I had two right rear tires.. they mounted the fucker backwards too... AND IT'S MARKED. :rolleyes:

So basically, I'm pimpin on 3 16's and 1 13... until I get two new tires. b/c I have to replace the one they fucked up, then I have one more to replace too, that's just got camber wear.

Thankfully, wifey's father knows a place that I can get two tires for $50 used, with 75% or better tread... so I'll get the two, put them on the back, and call it a weekend.

Why is Sears not paying for at least one of your tires?

yup....make them pay

Got this email at work and thought I'd share... Your own stories are welcome.

Warning...some of these are just painful...

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us
that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor
on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest
one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and
said, "Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger
than 1/4. He said, "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.."

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I
gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a
quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know,
but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and
went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so,
and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could
not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1
and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the
local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER
CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by
cars (http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=136819#) out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

From Kingman , KS .

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked
the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was
sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport
employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

......Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the
street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of
mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded,
"What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

.......She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS


IDIOT SIGHTING:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving
the company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This
is fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We
all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

......This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into
itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system
would not turn on.

.....A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile (http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=136819#) dealership (http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=136819#) to pick up
our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the
service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the
drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively
tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."

its a world full of idiots

exactly my point!

AHHHH! I hate computers...and electronics in general. I swear it seems like I have more problems with my computer than anyone I've ever known. My first computer, monitor, and TV all took a sh*t within a year of each other. The next TV I bought was completely cracked open when I brought it home; I was stupid not to check it out before leaving the store. But they gave me a brand new one that night. I bought this stupid piece of sh*t Dell a few years ago, and have had nothing but problems. First my DVD burner stopped burning disks; it still worked as a regular cd drive. Then one of my PCI slots stopped recognizing my sound card out of the blue, so I moved it to a different slot. My PS2 took a huge crap with the DRE problem, and I ended up breaking a cable connection on the mother board when I tried to put it back together. I took out my processor to give my computer the cleaning of a lifetime, and put it back in wrong (big freaking oops). Those 2 were obviously were my own fault. Got a 2nd PS2 that apparently had a crack in the mother board, so it would only play a few games. Recently my newish monitor, from Dell, has one of the buttons f'd up so I get a message across my screen constantly. And today, my sound card decides that the PCI slot it's in now, isn't good enough for it so it won't work. I just got done switching to a different slot, and only the left speaker works. The damn thing was cranking out tunes just this afternoon with no problem. I'm thinking about just using the damn on-board audio instead of this card; it's old anyways. But what I really want to do is save up like $500-600 and build my own computer. I've got a year old video card & power supply, a couple months old DVD burner, and 2 hard drives. But if I do...Linux here I come.

http://www.killacomputer.com/Computers.php
http://www.killacomputer.com/pic/6-2003/KIllaPC-6.2003-011.jpg

I agree, electronics are evil

I can't make sears pay for the tire, b/c I can't prove that they popped it... there was no work order for them to take it off the rim, and tha'ts when it happened.

I should however call and complain about the scratches left in the rim by the tire machine b.c hte douche was too stupid to put rags on the cleats...

In fact, I will call and complain monday, since the customer service person wanted to argue with me about whether or not a "customer" would want his tire balanced when it was obviously bad. (bubbles in the sidewall.)

That in addition to the bad tire now, since the douche can't understand that the bead of the tire must be \OFF\ the bead of the rim to remove it.. also in addition to the marking on my basically irreplaceable rim (BTW, it's ELYSEE model, by konig) 16x7.5

So maybe I will call and bitch up a storm about it.


Also, it doesn't cost 500-600 to build a computer anymore, get a barebones kit from newegg or tiger for $299.

well after much consideration, i decided that this will be my last bike for a good while and since it is, i'll have it look and perform how i want...how it sits now
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/blucivic1/DSC00770.jpg

You won't get very far with it like that

if i place it on that blue top i can probably go faster than you in the snow ;)

You really know how to cut me deep BLU... damn you

i think

i will claim

post 2000!!!

Dizamn. I didn't even realize we were close. I would be a total ass and retroactively screw you out of the 2000th post but I just don't feel like it. You win this round BLU but you'll have your comeuppance... you'll have your comeuppance indeed.

Also, it doesn't cost 500-600 to build a computer anymore, get a barebones kit from newegg or tiger for $299. True, but I want something I won't have to really upgrade any time soon, but also one that I can easily upgrade when I have more $. Get at least 2 gigs of ram, a good motherboard with enough PCI slots for my current stuff (firewire card if it doesn't come with a built in port) & future upgrades (mostly a sound card & a tv tuner card) as well as compatibility with a better processor down the line. I was almost S.O.L. when I destroyed my last processor for this current computer, because they don't make these processors any more (weird older P4 H-T). Took my dad a month or 2 to track down a replacement one for me. So I just want something that will more than handle what I want to throw at it, and not have to be ticket off that I bought something that is beyond outdated (because it will be somewhat outdated the second I buy the parts).

00accord44 - You could delete one of your previous posts from this thread, therefore making your post above the 2000th post. haha Edit: I'm tried and now that I re-read your post you obviously already figured that out on your own :(

my motherboard is becoming obsolete...uses PCI slots and those cards are slowly on their way out

I still run a slot processor.... K7-750 Slot A. And it runs faster on XP than most "Bought from the mfgr" computers... most of it is knowing the limits and setting it up to run right.

My wife and I watch movies on the thing all the time, no skips or anything.
I ran a math iteration program on it for 4 days straight, while watching movies every night that week w/ her, and it still didn't skip... idea was to have the iterator running on less priority than anything else, so when something else came on, it would use less clock time.. the older your stuff is, the more you have to learn to "tell it what to do", otherwise, you can't expect it to just know what you want to run best and what doesn't need so much speed.

If you want something for future upgrades, get a board that takes DDR2 or DDR3 (yes, it's ready to come out) At least 3 PCI-e slots, in case you ever want SLI or CrossFire config.
You'll want something w/ at least SATA 2.0 and USB 2.0/3.0 compat.
Most everything will have firewire onboard, or at least a pinheader for a firewire extension port.

You want at least 6-8 USB's, at least one of which has to be a pinheader for a front set. (that makes 2-3 sets in the back, and at least one set upfront)

You already have most of the other stuff you need, unless you want a DVD burner or something else, but they're only $65 for decent ones.

Seriously, with all those specs, and a decent gaming case, you're still only looking at $400 if you start w/ a barebone.

Even less if you start w/ a barebone bundle that comes w/ a decent Vid card already.

i need a new computer bad. or at least get mine fixed.

I thought you were on the boat? ...or are you???

"Fixed" is such a provocative word... it normally evokes thoughts of something being "broken" as in cracked, or otherwise damaged... yet, when dealing with computers, they get "fixed" all the time... when in reality, they almost never actually break...

How existential..

Nevermind... I'm tired.

:screwy:

Sad part is I understand what hes saying..I must be tired.

or high

or high
No no no, that's why I understood what he was saying :grinyes:

:lol: touche

Speaking of high.. I gotta make a phone call :smokin:

No No... I was actually going to make a full observational statement there.. then I decided I was too tired to really care about using large words and such, so I just decided to cut it off right there and leave y'all hangin' :devil:

:bananasmi I finally got my lights back! And I got some sweet fog lights too. I just gotta figure out how I want to mount em. I'm considering taking the easy way out and just slapping em in my lower grille raw and tossing some mesh in there to cover the ugly empty space.

go eleanor on them and mount them behind the upper grille space under the hood.. at least if they're those really thin ones that i"m going to use for reverse lights, you can do that... I don't think anything else would fit.

Drop - they're projector fogs so they're most effective mounted near the ground. If I had a mustang I would definitely go for the Eleanor look though. Its the only car that can really pull it off... except for Astons but I wouldn't toss excess fogs on an Aston

BLU - OMFG that is the funniest shit I've seen in a long ass time... maybe ever. Its funny because dude slides on his face Beyonce style. But its friggin HILLARIOUS because they're midgets!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Haha they are midgets at first I just thought the aspect was off, and that white ref is rocking a fro.

you just got served

i got got back from the boat yesterday. i'll be around for just a lil bit then i'm gone again

Tony was a rollin stone
Wherever he found the 'net was his home
and when he died
Allllll he left us was alooooone

The good people of Chicagoland have enjoyed this commercial for the past few weeks. What has politics become?

MS7rx-k1v60

hmmm...that's...hmmmm

Wow, good game. Even though I don't watch fooseball except for the super bowl.

how about that perfect season

At least now I can go back to my usual hatred of the Pats and Tom Brady. Now Mercury Morris is gonna yap louder than ever!!! :newburn:

Dude that 4th quarter was AMAZING. especially since the rest of the game was boring. Real nailbiter at the end man.

I personally don't watch football. but i'll check out the opening theatrics & half time commercials....what was up with that opening? it took me all of 1 minute to mute it. 5mins later I changed the channel. came back minutes later and it was still going on. I wasn't sure if it was the current super bowl or a political history lesson :screwy:

we got 3+ ft of snow in 3 days. now we're back to single digit (or negeative) degrees at night and low 20's during the day :banghead:

we made an ice slide. it's 4-5ft high, when you get towards the bottom there is a bobsled turn to the left....it ends by the front stairs. it's fun watching the kid & her friend slidding all out of control :naughty:

back in the 60's here

it's 50 at night here.

Best commercial last night was for the R8 (http://www.worldcarfans.com/4080204.001/audi-r8-superbowl-xlii-ad).

me likey r8 headlights..

i finally got a window for the crx this weekend..put it in yesterday with some nice lookin speaker covers and latch inserts and started pokin around the engine bay..i need to get that tranny out..

did some arts & crafts today and made this for a co-worker...
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3758/pats181vn1.jpg

Great day yesterday all around. I let my little sister drive my car for the first time ever ast night so she could go to work so of course a freak blizzard suddenly hit at about 4. She made it home though, summer tires and all. :thumbsup: to sis

So I got 37.45 mpg when I changed the oil (finally) very next tank of gas, from the same place... I get 26 again. wtf.

Next thing is the plugs and wires... going to change those out, but I have to go on thursday to get my ZC... then call a kid and see about another chassis to put that engine in after I put a new seal kit in it.

God, I love income taxes. :P

I'm gonna have to resist the temptation to but some maglites with my income tax check

i get paid under the table so i dont think ill get anything..i might actually owe this year..boooooo

I just got back from seeing one of the greatest bands alive...Down. My friend bought me a ticket, so we went up to Buffalo. It was a 2.5 hour trip from here (going the speed limit), but it was worth it. Hell, we drove all the way up to Ottawa to see them, heaven & hell (black sabbath w/Dio), and Megadeth play last March. But for anyone who likes rock, sothern rock, stoner metal, moving into the metal realm a little; you should definitely check them out. Not their new album though, it kind of sucks.

I'm gonna have to resist the temptation to but some maglites with my income tax check

you better not, those are my wheels

well this year only paid out $8500 for daycare as opposed to last years' $12000...should be less this year