Camaro Forum Banter Thread!

That was good damon I got some for you guys

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
>notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders
>hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
>
> The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled
>by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks over to take a closer look.
> "That sure is a nice fire truck", the firefighter says with admiration.
>
> "Thanks", the girl says.
>
>
>
> The firefighter takes a closer look and notices the girl has tied her
>wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles. "Little Partner", the
>firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you
>were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
>faster."
>
> The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then
>I wouldn't have a siren.

> > Sperm Count
> >
> > A old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor gave
> > the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a semen
>sample
> > tomorrow." The next day, the old geezer returned to the doctor's office
>and
> > gave
> > him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
> > The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained, "Well, doc,
> > it's like this.....first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
> > tried
> > with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She
> > tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She even tried
>with
> > her
> > mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still
>nothing.
> > We even called up Arlene, the lady next door, and she tried too, first
>with
> > both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeez'n it between her
> > knees, but
> > still nothing."
> > The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?!"
> > The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter what we tried, with our
> > arthritis, we still couldn't get the damn jar open."
> >

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at
the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her
hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Kasey, the midget

Words for PMS

1. Pass My Shotgun


2. Psychotic Mood Shift


3. Perpetual Munching Spree


4. Puffy Mid-Section


5. People Make me Sick


6. Provide Me with Sweets


7. Pardon My Sobbing


8. Pimples May Surface


9. Pass My Sweatpants


10. Pissy Mood Syndrome


11. Plainly; Men Suck


12. Pack My Stuff


...and my favorite one...


13. Potential Murder Suspect

This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of

>in a long time. I think this guy should have been

>promoted, not fired.

>

>This is a true story from the WordPerfect Help line

>which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the

>customer care department. Needless to say, the Help

>Desk employee was fired however, he is currently suing

>the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without

>Cause." This is the actual dialogue of a former

>WordPerfect Customer Support employee (now I know why

>they record these conversations)

>

>"Rich Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"

>"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."

>"What sort of trouble?"

>"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden

>the words went away."

>Went away?"

>"They disappeared."

>"Hmmm. So what does your screen look like now?"

>"Nothing."

>"Nothing?"

>"It's a blank; it won' t accept anything when I type."

>"Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"

>"How do I tell?"

>"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"

>"What's a sea-prompt?"

>"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the

>screen?"

>"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept

>anything I type."

>"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

>"What's a monitor?"

>"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like

>a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when

>it's on?"

>"I don't know."

>"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find

>where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

>"Yes, I think so."

>"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me ifit's plugged into

>the wall."

>"Yes, it is."

>"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice thatthere were two

>cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

>"No "

>"Well , there are. I need you to look back there again and find the

>other cable."

>"Okay, here it is."

>"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back

>of your computer."

>"I can't reach."

>"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

>"No."

>"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"

>"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle it's because it's

>dark."

>"Dark?"

>"Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in

>from the window."

>"Well, turn on the office light then."

>"I can't."

>"No? Why not?"

>"Because there's a power failure."

>"A power....... a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it licked

>now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your

>computer came in?"

>"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet. "Good. Go get them, and unplug

>your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take

>it back to the store you bought it from."

>"Really? Is it that bad?"

>"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

>"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

>"Tell them you're too f****** stupid to own a computer

Three priests were in a railroad station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter was a very sexy, shapely, well endowed woman wearing a very tight, skimpy sweater. She made the three priests very nervous, so they drew straws to determine who would get the tickets.

The first priest approached the window. "Young lady! , I would like three Pickets to titsburg." He completely lost his composure and fled.

The second priest goes to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nipples and dimes." Mortified.... he also fled.

The third priest moves to the window. "Young lady, I would like three tickets to Pittsburgh and I would like the change in nickels and dimes. And, if you insist on dressing like that, when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger's going to shake his Peter at you."

airline maiintenance

After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe

sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The

mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and

then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.



Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here
are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas' pilots and
the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an
accident.

(P= The problem logged by the pilot.)

(S= The solution and action taken by mechanics.)


P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.


P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per
minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.


P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.


P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.


P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like
a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the
middle of nowhere, the
following people are suddenly stranded by, as you
might expect, a
shipwreck:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on these same absolutely stunning
deserted islands in
the middle of nowhere, the following things have
occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together in a
menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
of alternating visits
with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other
and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the
English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the
endless ocean, and
another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and
started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are
awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a
liquor store, a restaurant
and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in
order to supply
employees for their stores.
The two American men are contemplating the
virtues of suicide because
the American woman keeps endlessly complaining
about her body; the true
nature of feminism; how she can do everything
they can do; the necessity
of fulfillment; the equal division of household
chores; how sand and
palm trees make her look fat; how her last
boyfriend respected her
opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how
her relationship with
her mother is improving and how at least the
taxes are low and it isn't
raining.
The two Irish men have divided the island into
North and South and set
up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is
in the picture because
it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters
of coconut whisky. But
they're satisfied because at least the English
aren't having any fun.

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience
was different each week so the magician did the same
tricks over and over again. There was only one
problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each
week
and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the
middle
of the show. "Look, it's not the same hat!" or
"Look,
he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey,
whyare all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything.
Itwas, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship
unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were
onboard. The magician luckily found himself on a
piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with,
as fate would have it, the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not
utter a word. This went on for a day... and then 2
days... and then 3 days.
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not
hold back any longer and said......
"OK, I give up. Where's the fucking ship?"

The Guys' Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the
guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules
from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all
numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining
about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor!!
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the East River.

She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off
to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.

I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh
start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the Captain.

"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Hawaii, and he's screwing me."

He certainly is," the Captain said. "This is the Staten Island Ferry

Farmer John has three sons. One day his oldest
> comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and
> would really like to get a car. His father says, "Son, come with me!" He
> takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "This
> tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid
> for, we'll get you a car."
> The boy was not too happy but he under- stood and said, "Ok,Dad."
> A week later his second son, (10 yr. old), approaches
> him wanting a new two wheel bike. Well, he gets the same excuse "....as
> soon as the tractor is paid for...."
> Shortly after that his youngest is bugging him for a tricycle.
> Again, 'ol dad gives him the lecture about the tractor
> needing to be paid off first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, a
> little disgusted with the whole thing, sees the rooster mating with one
> of the hens, and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the
> hens back, mumbling to himself.
> His dad says, "Son, why would you do something like that? He didn't do
> anything to you to deserve that."
> The little boy says "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that
> DAMN TRACTOR IS PAID OFF!!!"

this one is called swearing at work but for this thread we will call it swearing on automotive forums

Dear AF Members

>It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
>throughout the company have been using foul language during the
>course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
>
>Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
>offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do
>however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately
>express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
>
>Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have
>been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
>continue in an effective manner.
>
>1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
>INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
>
>
>2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
>INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.
>
>
>3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
>INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
>
>
>4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
>INSTEAD OF: No f______ way.
>
>
>5) TRY SAYING: Really?
>INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me!
>
>
>6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
>INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
>
>
>7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
>INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem.
>
>
>8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
>INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
>
>
>9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
>INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
>
>
>10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
>INSTEAD OF: Why the h_! __ didn't you tell me sooner?
>
>
>11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
>INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
>
>
>12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
>INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
>
>
>13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
>INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
>
>
>14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
>INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
>
>
>15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
>INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
>
>
>16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
>INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
>
>
>17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
>INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you boss?
>
>
>18 ) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
>INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
>
>
>Thank You, Human Resources

Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!"
The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully loaded."
The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar." The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."

ok last one I swear

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:

1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower.

5. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18. Both you AND your dog have therapists.

19. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one

All this reading is making me dizzy...

I know Jeremy(aka gold) sends these to my email all the time and they are great but need to spaced out threw out the thread but I will just keep coming back to this page and finishing off the ones that I missed but the first was was friggin great.

did you guys miss me?

Oh , my lord I think I'm seeing things now too, Cause I could have sworn I just saw Grease monkey girl post but it couldn't have been her cause we all know the only reason she would have been gone so long was cause she was dead.

I am resurrected

I hope this new and improved ressurcted grease has some naughty pics for me.

Grease!!!!!!!!!!! hows the arm

[QUOTE=goldz28]ok last one I swear

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:


all of this is so ture!!!!

I hope this new and improved ressurcted grease has some naughty pics for me.

the insurance company has denied me the rights to more spongebaths.

Grease!!!!!!!!!!! hows the arm

It's a little better - thanks for asking! HOw are you? I missed you all :iceslolan

I've been here to long and not enough in the past to remember Grease.... Hello grease

OK I just read all of Golds jokes and my personal favorite is the Staten Isle ferry one. That one moistened my pants.

I've been here to long and not enough in the past to remember Grease.... Hello grease

hello to you too!

I've been here to long and not enough in the past to remember Grease.... Hello grease

She's our resident w... umm s... jello queen!! :naughty: :icon16:

and I haven't been gone THAT long....jsut a couple of months

She's our resident w... umm s... jello queen!! :naughty: :icon16:

that's right baby :evillol:

Grease, a couple months is a long time for those of us who live on the forum..

that's right baby :evillol:I think she had a little help with her status from a certain nameless(thats right its me) Jello GOD!

Grease, a couple months is a long time for those of us who live on the forum..

that's true....I'm sorry :uhoh:

I think she had a little help with her status from a certain nameless(thats right its me) Jello GOD!

it's nice to see that he remained nameless... :p

[QUOTE=goldz28]ok last one I swear

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if:
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

why you going john Rocker on us
.
btw,other than that,your other jokes had me on the floor laughing my ass off

it's nice to see that he remained nameless... :pNone of the rest of these flunky's will call me any of the names I have requested from my List.

1. Sexy womanly beast
2. Greek godess like
3. every mans fantasy
4. smartest most greatest member in AF history.
5. Big John no dong
6. Super(not global)mod
7. The woman
8. My heroine
9. Superior to...
10. Jello God.
11. Gay mod
12. best looking sheep pic
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/500/87736sheep2.jpg
So since no one else with promote, I will self promote and edit the rest of your posts as I see fit.

Your Supermod.
Hypsi87 :p

that would be so freakin hilarious if you did that!!

forgive me, I will regulate my posts, oh holiest of mods

also, i dont quite understand why grease is back. 89 hasnt been posting on the forums for a while...

because I love you all! I am sad that you find me so shallow..... :(

not shallow, just habitual...

i think, that if you consider the company we keep *cough*cough*formula*cough*, it stands to reason that you are the least shallow person on the forum...

OBVIOUSLY when we have a really big long thread she comes... after the big long ones... yea....

but if she was just after the big ones she wouldnt come back for john, he has said on countless occasions that he is "hung like a hamster".. just a thought

forgive me, I will regulate my posts, oh holiest of mods
Why can't the rest of you catch on like this? And I was always her favorite not 89, So ha. How many emails did she send 89 when she was away getting a hand?
Um lets see none, How many did greek god like(formula) get?
tons
Thank you
Big John long dong

OBVIOUSLY when we have a really big long thread she comes... after the big long ones... yea....

I like 'em long....
:naughty:

get a room.. lol

Why can't the rest of you catch on like this? And I was always her favorite not 89, So ha. How many emails did she send 89 when she was away getting a hand?
Um lets see none, How many did greek god like(formula) get?
tons
Thank you
Big John long dong

It's always been you, my greek god-like hero. :icon16:

John, I just read the "you suck" list and I am offended that I am on there!

But you suck in all the good ways baby, I would get ripped on if you weren't on it and now I will get ripped on cause you are on it, can't win why try.

size doesnt matter, its the...um... content that counts.

but if she was just after the big ones she wouldnt come back for john, he has said on countless occasions that he is "hung like a hamster".. just a thought
Isn't drvngstorm05 bringing attention to my incredibly small penis more than enough. Do you have to bring attention to it as well.

yet i remain immune to the list of suckiness's evil...

yeah, and john.. we're gonna have to rename this the porno thread if you and grease take this any farther... lol

yet i remain immune to the list of suckiness's evil...
You suck plenty, but I have been trying to figure out who I am going to cut from the list and add so as to at least make it somewhat readable. Cuda will be pissed at my request to edit one more time but I would just like to add cuda_dude is the man.

but he's the mod, so anything goes!

but he's huge, so it goes anywhere!
Thats right, Hehe.

me thinks it editted on you