Camaro Forum Banter Thread!

Well the cars are like almost identical really, all im saying is what we all know Chevy>Dodge..

I agree, but from what I have heard Dodge trannies are weak in the knees... so to speak

Aww man, I just got back from racing. On my WORST territory which is on the highway. Well I was cruising.. going with the traffic about 65.. and this Stratus is going a little faster and passes me, so I do the test, get to their speed and see if the guy notices cause he was like singing, having his music real loud, and you can tell it's loud because you can hear it over the road noise. Well he notices and I hear his engine just rev up real bad. So I hit the gas too and well he got :owned: It was like he wasnt even trying and I was looking at him right in the face, btw you should've seen it, it was something off of Fast and The Furious, like when Vin Diesel is doing the drag race and he has this "GRRR" face, it was exactly like it. :lol:

Oh well he got owned. Awesome cause my car is running at like 50% performance.. cause it needs a tune-up badly..


i donno, the 2 best things about the fast and the furious are 1) the chick that plays Vin Diesel's Sister, Jordana something and 2) the bourne identity preview.

i donno, the 2 best things about the fast and the furious are 1) the chick that plays Vin Diesel's Sister, Jordana something and 2) the bourne identity preview.
She is a nice looking woman. I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers

She is a nice looking woman. I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers

i wouldnt kick her out of bed for any reason, cuz damn shes hot! but you know, i would need alot more then what i have now to have any chance at getting with her or anyone that looks like her.

lol

yea, personally i would need vin diesel's muscles, prob have to drive a ferrari, and need to have a big house and like 2 - 3 mill in the bank... damn i need to hit the lottery... as it is right now i cant even afford to pay attention let along a lottery ticket.

You dont need money to have a hot gf. Besides if the girl is only with you for the money she is not worth the trouble. Or as I like to say, the sweat off my balls. A girl should like you for who you are not how fat your bank roll is.

Who else went out on a date with a hot hooters girl last night? :grinno:

Who else went out on a date with a hot hooters girl last night? :grinno:

Did you get to go on a date with a hot hooters girl?? If so :flipa: :boink: :worshippy :cheers: ok I am done now..lol

there isnt to much for a girl to like about me, 1) im ugly, 2) im broke, 3) i have no car, 4) i live with my mom still...

you know what your harder on youself than i am on myself. That is hard to beleive

oh and + im fat, girls see me and turn around and run.

dude I am like 425 pounds so shut the hell up

dude I am like 425 pounds so shut the hell up

i call bs on that unless you are talking about with some of that heavy ass fireman gear on

Fat bastards.. :lol:


Dont worry im there too just not as much as you guys. I've stopped eating as much.

Don't make me sit on you Rally

Damn, havent had that told to ME before. :rofl:

when did this turn into jenny craig?

Dont know.. when Viper and Gold starting talking about being fat.

Ok so I took this pic last night at work, No more fat jokes...lol jk
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1545/mail7zw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

1 thats an old pic i have seen it before. and you dont appear to be no 425lbs, how the hell can you be a fire man if you weigh that much? you put that fireman gear on and that will take your weight up to a good 625lbs you would go trough the floor boards of the house thats on fire.

I am a engineer I drive the fire truck I go in the builing if I have to.

I dont think you saw that one I just had the nurse take that or maybe I emailed the wrong one. oh well

I thought you looked pissed off so I gave you a sombrero for no reason! :lol:


http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/302858mail7zw.jpg

I thought you looked pissed off so I gave you a sombrero for no reason! :lol:


http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/302858mail7zw.jpg


is it me or does he look even mader with that stupid sombrero...

Yeah he does look more pissed off with the stupid sombrero, oh well my class is about to end so i'll be back around 12 or whatever, you know my when my next computer class comes, and i'll see what he says then.

prob ZZZzzzz as i think he is sleeping right about now.

prob ZZZzzzz as i think he is sleeping right about now.

Not sleeping yet but very soon. I fugured one of you a$$ holes would photo shop that... Oh well lol

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8361/mail4yh.jpg (http://imageshack.us) you guys...lol

i still dont think your that big

What's even better is she invited me to a party at her apartment where there will be KY wrestling with other hooters girls...this might be the best weekend evah...

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/8361/mail4yh.jpg (http://imageshack.us) you guys...lolJust like the sign on my mirrors say..."Objects may appear bigger than they are." :lol:

I always figured you for some tall skinny guy. Go figure. Actually most of the folks on here (that I've seen photos of) I have been wrong on what they look like. Guess i can never work for the Police Department making schetches. :lol:

TS out

Gold , you put weight back on?. I personally have had my weight go up and down tons of times. Its not a big deal as long as its not a health issue. Some people love larger people cause they appear to be Jolly. On a side note though. How much do you weigh Viper?. Right now I am between 175 - 180 lbs depending on the day and I am 6 foot tall although in the beginning of the summer/spring I am sure I was on the verge of the 200 lb mark.

You asked for it!
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4421/mail4yh9kw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:rofl:

Oh yeah btw, I weigh between the 200-250 mark, dont know where but I know im somewhere around there.

How tall dummy, If your 5'1. Your a tubby little fellow. If your like 6'0 - 6'3 your around average.

5'9'' so I think, that was like 3 years ago so I could be taller now, and I think I am. Damn I need to weigh and measure myself. :lol:

I've hung around the 195-205 mark for 9 months now..surprisingly, although i did get up to 245 last summer.

Gold , you put weight back on?. I personally have had my weight go up and down tons of times. Its not a big deal as long as its not a health issue. Some people love larger people cause they appear to be Jolly. On a side note though. How much do you weigh Viper?. Right now I am between 175 - 180 lbs depending on the day and I am 6 foot tall although in the beginning of the summer/spring I am sure I was on the verge of the 200 lb mark.

im like 6'1'', 380lbs, give or take. im like one of those centers on the football field, mush everyone the field..

Ok so I took this pic last night at work, No more fat jokes...lol jk
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1545/mail7zw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

bleached hair = :gay:

I'm 5'2-3... and about 150 lbs... I AM WEIGHT REDUCTION!!!

I did gain some weight back. Working nights I dont exersise like I should in fact I dont. I know I need to its just real hard getting down there. So I have hit a point now that I am tired of being the big guy and am doing more stuff. Watching what I eat etc. Its hard I have been fat my whole life. Oh well

Well.. with sombreros like these..
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/302858mail7zw.jpg
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4421/mail4yh9kw.jpg

Im sure the sun wont be one of your problems

lol ass

You guys have no idea how badly I was laughing my ass off when I was making those. They were made during school too, thats the funny thing.

Your lucky I am an easy going guy Rally...lol

Well.. with sombreros like these..
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/302858mail7zw.jpg
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/4421/mail4yh9kw.jpg

Im sure the sun wont be one of your problems

I don't think the sun will either. I don't get the pleasure of seeing exept every other weekend...lol

Your lucky I am an easy guy Rally...lol
There, fixed :biggrin:

There, fixed :biggrin:
I am only easy for you John.... You sexy hunk of man love... :naughty:

:rofl: sigged!

:rofl: sigged!
You an ass hole...lol

You should've seen it comming.

I really dont care. its all fun and games man. I am comfortable in my sexuality. I love girls so I can say shit like that and not care....

Time to go to work be back soon if its not busy... Have fun

Just like the sign on my mirrors say..."Objects may appear bigger than they are." :lol:

I always figured you for some tall skinny guy. Go figure. Actually most of the folks on here (that I've seen photos of) I have been wrong on what they look like. Guess i can never work for the Police Department making schetches. :lol:

TS out

I may be fat but am damn sexy.. :naughty:

Well tonight has been uneventfull. No one on here all night, been real boring.... I think there should be a group of night people on here so I dont have to talk to my nurse I work with...lol

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I'll be thinking of you guys tonight when i get laid out by a couple lubed up hooters girls. Actually i'm probably gonna take pics of my night so if you guys are lucky you might get to see them. :naughty:

I love being young and drunk and stupid....

Definetly take pictures, cause I want to see the look on your face when she gets naked and you finally relize that Amanda is "A Man Duh" :grinyes:

lmao, look at the poll.

oh shit we can vote again!