Camaro Forum Banter Thread!

oh, wow I went completely brain dead on that one :screwy:. Dammit I am the delivery guy on big daddy :banghead:.

it's ok, I forgive you. You can't help that you rode the short bus to school.

What do you mean he rode the short bus, he's the reason they were invinted...

I had no idea he was that old....

well Isn't this threads just full of a bunch of funny little school girls :disappoin. In the word's of the great Erik Cartman "YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITTIE" :iceslolan

oh, wow I went completely brain dead on that one :screwy:. Dammit I am the delivery guy on big daddy :banghead:.Again I repeat..."I think the his title should be "Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel."

:lol: :p

Hey tarster, I love your avatar. :evillol:

TS out

Thanks TS I was hoping someone would like it....lol

well Isn't this threads just full of a bunch of funny little school girls :disappoin. In the word's of the great Erik Cartman "YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITTIE" :iceslolan

I thought I heard something. Did anyone hear someone speaking? :sly: I guess not.

I thought i heard someone fart, well it could have been john saying something... lol

I thought i heard someone fart


why is it that i can never get the silent ones...? :disappoin

It's because you aren't a girl. We've mastered the art.

why is it that i can never get the silent ones...? :disappoin:lol: Like my grand ma used to say, silent but deadly.

TS out (contributing to the ozone depletion) :naughty:

I wish mine were silent, but the wet and squishy ones are kinda fun... LOL

i usually force em out when i know they're there.. so i get the really loud helicopter soundin ones.. you guys know what im talkin about.. :lol:

i usually force em out when i know they're there.. so i get the really loud helicopter soundin ones.. you guys know what im talkin about.. :lol:

:iamwithst

I prefer the ones that sound like machine guns, it sounds like Vietnam when I first wake up in the morning. Theres nothin better than the sound of a really loud juicy fart, ok well maybe one with chuncks... LOL

ok you guys are nasty I knew there was a reason i liked it here

we're not nasty, just in touch w/ our bodies *farts a long loud juicy helicopter one* ahhhhhhhhhh :biggrin:

Damn, will somebody bring out the air spray. Its starting to smell like....






















FormulaLT1 was here. :evillol:


TS out (putting on gas mask)

if any new people come in here and read this im sure they are thinking (and im supposed to trust what thease guys tell me)lol. this has been the most off of all off topics yet, u guys are nuts...well i guess me too for being in here as well

FormulaLT1 was here. :evillol:


TS out (putting on gas mask)
Well although other have mistaken it before thats not gas , thats just your breath :rofl:.

John out (buying some altoids for Mrs. Ass breath :lol:)

:lol:
You know whats really funny, that at the bottom of the page the related links shows fart links. Is Google trying to tell us something.:lol:

http://www.santafemods.com/images/Other/ForumPics/AFStuff/FartLinks.jpg

TS out

:lol:
You know whats really funny, that at the bottom of the page the related links shows fart links. Is Google trying to tell us something.:lol:

http://www.santafemods.com/images/Other/ForumPics/AFStuff/FartLinks.jpg

TS out

a 500 dollar fart machine? u give me a 20 and i'll fill up a room for ya :rofl: :rofl:

Love the poll results guys, For sure that hasn't been edited :rolleyes:. I am sure that there are 5905 members that think I am a whore, Wait now that I think about it. That sounds about right :iceslolan.

:sly:

Anyone coming to Champaign Illinois this summer?

I will go if you give me gas money and get me drunk :evillol:

gimme a call, i'll go..

I will go if you give me gas money and get me drunk :evillol:


I got you covered like a jimmie hat

come to champaign and I will get you all sorts of drunk

When is it?, I may just go. I need a vacation from doing nothing :disappoin.

It is the year 2032, and a father and his son walk the streets of lower Manhattan. Approaching the site where the WTC used to be in the end of the 20th century, the father sighs and comments, "to think that right here used to be the Twin Towers..."

The son, not understanding, asks his father "What are the Twin Towers?" The father smiles and looks at the son, and explains, "The Twin Towers were two huge buildings that used to be here until 2001, when the Arabs destroyed them."

The son looks up to his father, and asks, "And what are the Arabs?"

lol awesome one KC

sadly enough.. that'll probably be true..

poop?

I prefer the ones that sound like machine guns, it sounds like Vietnam when I first wake up in the morning. Theres nothin better than the sound of a really loud juicy fart, ok well maybe one with chuncks... LOL

and you guys wonder why all the chicks have gone away... :disappoin :lol2:

Watching Animal House, anyone want to come to my Toga party? Gonna be women, beer, and for grease i'm sure there will be guys for her. But the key word is BEER. And Jager!

When is it and I call dibs on grease :naughty:.

And Jager!

i hate the way jager tastes... mix it w/ red bull and it's decent... give me some coke and rum anyday :iceslolan

wait a minute... i'm 17... i don't drink... i swear... :naughty:

big 900 post bitches :smokin:

i hate the way jager tastes... mix it w/ red bull and it's decent... give me some coke and rum anyday :iceslolan

wait a minute... i'm 17... i don't drink... i swear... :naughty:

big 900 post bitches :smokin:


Wimp :disappoin

Drink your shit straight, dont f*ck around with mixing it, it takes to long anyway. Although i can't say i'll ever do rum again after last summer. 15 shots of captain morgan private stock will deter you from it a little. Jager bombs are tasty but i like to get my nights started with straight shots, and beer(PBR). The party is when everyone gets here, guys without shirts dont get in, girls without shirts get in free, no cover. :naughty:

When is it and I call dibs on grease :naughty:.

aww, now boys, you don't need to fight......c'mon fight fight fight! :evillol:

big 900 post bitches :smokin:
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Smileys/AFPics/post_pimp.gif :banhim:

TS out

:werd:

Yeah "werd"....

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meh...

Wimp :disappoin

Drink your shit straight, dont f*ck around with mixing it, it takes to long anyway. Although i can't say i'll ever do rum again after last summer. 15 shots of captain morgan private stock will deter you from it a little. Jager bombs are tasty but i like to get my nights started with straight shots, and beer(PBR). The party is when everyone gets here, guys without shirts dont get in, girls without shirts get in free, no cover. :naughty:

i'm not into the hole gettin messed up fast thing... i like just chillin and drinkin w/ friends, having a little get together or whatever... besides i've noticed chicks like it better while ur sippin and talkin to them, rather than downing shots and falling all over them...

i'm not a party boy, i just like to chillin :sunglasse :smokin:

See thats the problem Drvngstorm, Josh is a sloppy Drunk, :lol2: http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/36460joshfrankdrunk-med.jpg
That isn't happy unless the night ends up like this. :eek:
http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=/503/36460hospitalbed1-med.jpg

:p

bah...that was a month and a half of hell...in and out of the hospital

Yeah, looked like it. what the hell happen?

Here is a pic of my baby. It was so nice and warm that day i got to take the tops off.
http://img127.exs.cx/img127/2448/image33812rp.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

nice car... did you go to the "Curtains, Drapes Upholistery and more" store after?

oh hell no.....that was messed up....fight fight fight fight!!!

:lol:I'll bring the popcorn and drinks. Place bets now. :smile:

TS out

what are the odds on cuda? who's favored to win? lol..

I think Jeremy will walk all up and down Cuda's shit. $5 bucks on Cuda to be crying by round two :evillol:

Contruction Guy.... EMT Guy..... hmmmm.....

besides i've noticed chicks like it better while ur sippin and talkin to them, rather than downing shots and falling all over them...


you would be correct in you observation. I hate it when you can't get to the "good stuff" because Mr. Man is too wasted to do the deed. :disappoin

ok im taking the money who wants cuda...and whos for goldz28....come one come all. ill be the don king of the forum, minus the afro and bad breath lol. and on a side note you have to admire a woman whos all for "the do" being done! sad if a brother cant perform