Camaro Forum Banter Thread!

I like that second one there..

Also it got freaking cold! I mean its like a bit below freezing temp but its windy as hell. It also looks beautiful outside and so I took some pics, but after about 30 seconds I couldnt feel my hands anymore.. i'll post those pics up in a couple of hours when I goto my other computer class cause I have the things I need there to upload.

Rally please man, will you hook a brother up?

so who is going to get post 6000????????????

Also it got freaking cold! I mean its like a bit below freezing temp but its windy as hell. It also looks beautiful outside and so I took some pics, but after about 30 seconds I couldnt feel my hands anymore.. i'll post those pics up in a couple of hours when I goto my other computer class cause I have the things I need there to upload.


computer class, so you get to whore on the AF for school? Wow what has this world come to.

Rally please man, will you hook a brother up?

Yeah I'll do it when I get home, because I have alot more freedom there, on school they have google blocked. :screwy:

And yes, i've been able to get on AF since the begenning of school and I have 2 computer classes!

you whore........lol

Well.. one is for a credit I need to pass, which is this one and the other is photoshop class, so if I want to get better I gotta do that. Also that class is fun as hell.

poop shoot boogie.....

Well it was pretty nice like I said so I took some pictures..

http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/5669/dscf01834xu.th.jpg (http://img349.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf01834xu.jpg)http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/8540/dscf01852qe.th.jpg (http://img349.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf01852qe.jpg)http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/6873/dscf01862dd.th.jpg (http://img349.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf01862dd.jpg)

and then the monte.. looking clean as hell even though it rained about an hour ago.
http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/2120/dscf01871jh.th.jpg (http://img349.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf01871jh.jpg)http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/613/dscf01900qd.th.jpg (http://img349.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf01900qd.jpg)

closeups on stickers..
http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/7793/dscf01888gd.th.jpg (http://img349.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf01888gd.jpg)http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/8186/dscf01892ka.th.jpg (http://img349.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf01892ka.jpg)http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9711/dscf01912jq.th.jpg (http://img349.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf01912jq.jpg)

And hey look at that theres A COUPLE OF CENTIMETERS OF ICE ON THE GROUND WOO!
http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/1557/dscf01922sz.th.jpg (http://img349.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf01922sz.jpg)

I hope to have some fun on the way home

Alright so I took some more pics that I will upload tomorrow that is if we go back to school. Anyway, I went sliding around.. almost hit a cop car because my rear started coming out when I was breaking because my tires locked up I guess.. well its been fun, especially when I went over a bridge and the car just slides to the left at the same time.. its funny seeing people drive slow especially on the highway, going 60 never felt so fast! I also went to where I usually take the pics of my Monte and went to slide around, which was pretty fun. I also figured out that the best way to slow down is to down shift.. and we got like snow storm warnings going across all the counties around here..

the best way to slow down is to down shift.. ..

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only one more final in criminal investigation and im done with school for 37 days!!

hi everyone i'm thinking about getting an el cheapo 86-92 Z/Iroc for like 500-1000$ tops, what you think? gonna get a 350tpi w/ 700r4

hey rally.. you would have hella fun where i live.. we have been gettin about 3 inches of snow a night for the last week or so.. dropped to 11 degrees tonight.. i walked outside a little bit ago when i was goin to the store and it was so cold i felt like i couldnt breathe.. cant wait till it drops below 0 again...

hey rally.. you would have hella fun where i live.. we have been gettin about 3 inches of snow a night for the last week or so.. dropped to 11 degrees tonight.. i walked outside a little bit ago when i was goin to the store and it was so cold i felt like i couldnt breathe.. cant wait till it drops below 0 again...

That is way to cold. F that

i agree...thats way too cold...our thermometer on our porch said it was 12 and we're supposed to get 3-6 inches of snow today

yea, it sux here too.

I love living next to the ocean it gets cold here but rairly freezing.....

i like snow...i have nothing to do the next few days so im taking the ttops out and going playing in the snow!!

i like snow...i have nothing to do the next few days so im taking the ttops out and going playing in the snow!!
Your doing what with you t-tops? Taking them off and playing in the snow. Its cold man you must be CRAZY.....lol

ARRRGGHHH its so damn cold, three snow storms already and its not even officially winter yet. :banghead: The coldest months are usually Jan/Feb. :banghead:

TS out (in the igloo)

I'm with you guys. Winter is just ridiculous! Called for 2-4" of snow today and its already coming down HARD! So glad I have a second vehicle.

Yeah.. it was pretty fun. It all got melted though because of the sun, although any water that is covered by a shadow is iced out.. I was washing my car and I was sliding all over the place because there was water that was iced around infront of the car, and I almost fell down..

Anyway I found out that my front passenger tire is punctured because its losing air quick. So I think I might have to use the tires/rims from my Camaro and use it for the Monte until I can get enough money to buy the new rims and tires for the MC. Wonder how weird it'll look though.. having 3rd gen rims on a Monte Carlo.. Oh well i'll see this weekend!

Uhh, Rally, why don't you just pull the tire off, take it in, get it fixed, and have it back on the same day? Or am I missing something here?

No money, say something? Also there's like no tread left on the damn thing.

rally, they won't work, they offset on RWD is different than on FWD cars.

Forgive me for the following outburst people, since I usually do not curse, but I have to say...



AAAARRRGGGHHHHH, I'm fucking freezing. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:


Damn it, why is it that things happen at the worse possible freaking times. First I had foot surgery, so I've been out for quite a while and still have this foot boot on my foot. So my feet are not covered at all. Then I had to make a major payment on my utility (gas) since they decide to lump sum a mistake that they freaking did a while back. So okay, I pay it, but then, a few days ago my boiler/furnace breaks down and its freaking 10 degrees outside and minus 10 in the house. aaarrrggghhhh. Plus on top of it all, the new boiler is 5000 bucks, :mad: plus I also have abestos coverings on the pipe which they have to remove before the new boiler goes in.
Since its busy cold season, I have to be put on a waiting list to get the abestos removal folks to come in and remove the abestos (which they did today), but the boiler folks can't or refuse to come in to put in the new boiler until after 24-48 hours after the abestos folks do their job. So now I still have to wait till Monday before the new boiler comes in and I then have heat. Damn, I hate when crap like this happens.

Its more colder and fridged than John is on a saturday night.

TS out (getting warm in an igloo)

i remember one year our hot water tank broke in the middle of winter, I had to shower in cold water.

Yeah.. it was pretty fun. It all got melted though because of the sun, although any water that is covered by a shadow is iced out.. I was washing my car and I was sliding all over the place because there was water that was iced around infront of the car, and I almost fell down..

Anyway I found out that my front passenger tire is punctured because its losing air quick. So I think I might have to use the tires/rims from my Camaro and use it for the Monte until I can get enough money to buy the new rims and tires for the MC. Wonder how weird it'll look though.. having 3rd gen rims on a Monte Carlo.. Oh well i'll see this weekend!

They charge like pocket change to plug a tire.....

its 5 bucks around here....i've had my tires slashed and flattened more times than i can count...it'll probably happen again in the next few days lol...i asked this girl out and she said yes and less than 3 hours later her ex boyfriend was at my door wanting to whip me....too bad i was gone when he was here

Dude, its 5 bucks here to fix a tire. Simple, don't drink a couple beers, there, you have the fee to fix a tire!

rally, they won't work, they offset on RWD is different than on FWD cars.

Damn you serious? What if I put the rear rims on the front? I'd just like to see 3rd gen maro rims on the Monte but I guess i'll just patch it up then.

the offset Is probably different. Heck, its different on 2wd and 4wd trucks (at least mine...)

Damn you serious? What if I put the rear rims on the front? I'd just like to see 3rd gen maro rims on the Monte but I guess i'll just patch it up then.

it won't matter, all 4 will stick out of the sides really bad.

funny stuff read

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the te stimonials of a few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better.


SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.! He asked if he could help me Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."

THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away .
To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY:
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


FIFTH TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go to the potty in a while, so I asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No." I kept thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident , and I don't have any clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?" "No," he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time, "Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over and spread his cheeks and yelled, "SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!" While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better by thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!

LAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weather man and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh.

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nice

rofl at kissing daddy's pee pee

rofl at kissing daddy's pee pee

haha yeah that was great...i had read a few of those before

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Dear Santa,

I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.

yer Frend, BiLLy


Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
send you a friggin' book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!

Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,

Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my
mommy and daddy to get back together. Please ! see what you can do?

Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,

Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a
hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me
get you some nice Legos instead.

Santa

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Dear Santa,

I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a
drum kit, a pony and a tub a.

Love, Francis

Dear Francis,

Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay, I'll set you
up with a Barbie.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the back door.

Love, Susan

Dear Susan,

Milk gives me the runs and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of
scotch.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making
toys?

Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,

All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend
most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking
myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while
losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake,
like in the song?

Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica,

Are you really that gullible or are you just a blonde? Good luck in
whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.

Santa
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Dear Santa,

I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE
PLEASE could I have one?

Timmy

Timmy,

That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap
doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.

Santa
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Dearest Santa,

We
don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?

Love, Marky

Mark,

First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your
ass whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the
boogeyman does, through your bedroom window. Sweet dreams!

Santa

haha those are funny....i cant wait til christmas

Damn, Santa's a bitch. :lol:

ahha one cool ass santa

anyone heard from philly? he was supposed to be contacting me with some shipping prices monday of last week and havent heard from him since.

LOL, nice list Kasey, So you elves must really be raking in the big bucks this time of the year.

BTW- Tell santa I want a 4.5 - 6 PSi Supercharger under the tree this year. Thanks

Santa: sry you power hungry nazi, that is not happening. How bout a box of leaky rubbers and a blow up doll instead.

now we all know what matt asked for for christmas....

whats that?

leaky rubbers and a blwo up doll, hey that souns like the scene just before Matt was concieved

well, that could explain a lot now couldnt it.

I forget who, but they were saying that they couldn't find or didnt have any other photos of this Camaro. Just trying to help out:

http://www.ohnoes-fbody.com/images/tc/camaro.jpg

I'll take that for christmas

bet you would. Where you been lately LE you havent been around as much.

i know this is fuckin' late but who cares....how bout them cowboys!! which reminds me....you guys saw the previews for that gay cowboy movie....god what people think of for money....

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i'm thinking about buying a 3rd gen in the next few months.

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i'm thinking about buying a 3rd gen in the next few months.

Well it's about time you buy the best looking gen.

gonna get a 86-92 z w/ a 350/700r4 tranny and make it a 400whp monster

Hehehe, good luck :)

Shouldnt be hard tho, 400HP is very doable.

page #400 suckas :smokin:

edit:wait it didnt go to a new page.im retarded :headshake