Camaro Forum Banter Thread!

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Asssphinctersayswhat? :confused:

bahahahahahahahaha

Asssphinctersayswhat? :confused:


What?

oh hell im rs's dad lol

ts your a grand pa now

Asssphinctersayswhat? :confused:

my ass sphincter talks to me when i'm lonely

... did i just say that?

you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

*i was just asking....

you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

*i was just asking....

actually........

wait, time to shut up :uhoh:

you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

*i was just asking....



I think the real question is whether or not you find Babs bunny more attractive with her ears up or down???

But seriously what does the mystery word mean.... it's not fun until i get pissed right?? (haha jk)

damn sick things u think about for 500?

It'll be a goddamn miracle if this thread makes it to 100 pages!! heh heh

It's really funny if u just check in on it every 2-3 days and read the last post. there's no telling what u may find!! ass sphincters and cross-dressing rabbits and such. lol

well.. i know some people that work at Hooters... if you showed me what yur packin, i might be able to get ya a job... :evillol:
you mean what I'm packing in my lunch? my suitcase? lol

I think the real question is whether or not you find Babs bunny more attractive with her ears up or down???

But seriously what does the mystery word mean.... it's not fun until i get pissed right?? (haha jk)
Search it on google :x

on google images... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Search it on google :x
yeah, and then every day there after, you'll get a bunch of pop ups reminding you exactly what that word means... I mean... not that I would know...er...cuz...Ive never done it...:uhoh:

hahahahahahahahaha I LOVE IT!!!!!

too late guys.. i already told her what it means.. :evillol:

and grease, i meant in your suitcase.. im goin on a trip here shortly and need to know what to bring..

I think John might be in Vagas.
A guy is strolling along Vegas Strip when a stunning hooker catches his

eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks, "How much?" The

Hooker replies, "$500 for a hand-job." The guy's jaw drops: "$500

dollars, For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!" The

hooker says, "Do you see that Hard Rock cafe on the corner?" "Yes." "Do

you see the Hard Rock about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond

that, do you see that third Cafe?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker,

smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a

hand-job that's worth $500." The Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it

a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy Is

sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a

lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose

a blow-job is $1,000?" The hooker replies, $1,500." "$1,500? No blow-job

could be worth that." The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window,

big boy. See that casino just across the street? I own it. And I own it

because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy,

basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He

can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides

to dip into the pension savings for one glorious and unforgettable

experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" The hooker

says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of

Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling

palaces, and showplaces?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the

whole city?" "No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."

LOL, Older joke, but still funny

WS6 I LOOOOOVVVEEEEE ur sig... that's awesome

That joke is way wrong. LOL but its funny as hell.

:puke: omg omg that was hwt worst joke ever... omgomgomg

too late guys.. i already told her what it means.. :evillol:

and grease, i meant in your suitcase.. im goin on a trip here shortly and need to know what to bring..

Might I suggest sunblock? that's always a priority for me. And lots of clean underwear - you never know who's looking. lol

You gotta take a few packages of condoms with you on your trip to.. cause you never know

Oh and dont forget lotion, lube, candles, french tickler, and...... corn

With all that you're certain to pick up the right kind of dude on your trip :smile:

What kind of trip is it anyway?

The SEVEN Degrees of Blondes

FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

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SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."

The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first blonde hands her the compact.

The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

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THIRD DEGREE

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

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FOURTH DEGREE

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

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FIFTH DEGREE

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"
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SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

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SEVENTH DEGREE

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.

Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?

They send me a BLIND policeman."

:lol2: ROFLMAO, Gold does it again :grinno:

I was talking to my buddy a few days ago and I was like 'So yeah you gotta put your car up like this' he's like 'no you can do it that way'.... so I stabbed him.

I was talking to my buddy a few days ago and I was like 'So yeah you gotta put your car up like this' he's like 'no you can do it that way'.... so I stabbed him.


What??????????


quit smoking the crack pipe :loser:



:icon16:

but everyone in this thread is on crack :icon16:



... or so it seems :p

but everyone in this thread is on crack :icon16:



... or so it seems :p

IDB???

Yeah, i hear John loves it IDB...

Only if I got a fist full of cash to show for it :eek7:

Anything for money... i like your style :lol:

Hey john long time no see man.

I've seen you Jeremy. I was the guy outside in the bushes :evillol:. Actually I haven't been on as much, I have ordered a tons of parts for my car and have listed a whole bunch of parts I don't need on ebay. So between work and my inventory of parts, I haven't been online my usual 16 hours a day (I know sad right :disappoin)

what kind of stuff on Ebay???

car stuff.

I basically have everything to make up another LT1 powertrain and rear end. Plus a few performance parts I had doubles on but I didn't bring that up trying to sell anything and I enforce the no posting items for sale in open non classified forums. So I will follow my own rule and leave it at that.

ts your a grand pa nowWoo hoo, break out the cigars. Unlike Clinton, I don't know where to stick these cigars. :icon16:

my ass sphincter talks to me when i'm lonely

... did i just say that?Yes you did, and so did your sphincter.

but everyone in this thread is on crack :icon16:



... or so it seems :pDepends on the crack. At least not self talking ones. (see previous quote) :evillol:


and finally...
I've seen you Jeremy. I was the guy outside in the bushes :evillol:. The order of protection is now in effect. You are hereby to stay no less than 50 feet away from him.

TS out (getting more cigars)

I basically have everything to make up another LT1 powertrain and rear end. Plus a few performance parts I had doubles on but I didn't bring that up trying to sell anything and I enforce the no posting items for sale in open non classified forums. So I will follow my own rule and leave it at that.
yeah, you wouldnt want to get "banned"** again, would you!!!:lol:

**see poll results. lol

yeah, you wouldnt want to get "banned"** again, would you!!!:lol:

**see poll results. lol
LMAO, good point :lol:,

and TS, you do know if Gold gets a restraining order , your next on my list although it would be more convernient cause your closer to stalk.:iceslolan

Like the saying goes..."Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid" :eek:

TS out (putting bars on windows, extra locks on doors)

(putting bars on windows, extra locks on doors)

what's the point in that? i already has spycams all over ur bedroom and bathroom... i'm a lazy stalker, i don't even have to move to stalk u, i just watch tv :icon16:

TS out


Are you secretly ryan secrest???

what's the point in that? i already has spycams all over ur bedroom and bathroom... i'm a lazy stalker, i don't even have to move to stalk u, i just watch tv :icon16:hmmm that explains that funny looking lens thingy in the toilet and over the shower head. Mystery solved.

Are you secretly ryan secrest???Only when I have time to post away from American Idol. :evillol:

TS out (back on the set)

*reminds me of that "I AM TIGER WOODS" commercial from a few years back....

Are you secretly ryan secrest???



No i'm still wondering if it was him i saw in office space though....













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Speaking of other people, if you could be anyone else like an alter ego, cartoon character or someone, what or who would it be?

Post away folks.

I think I'll be Underdog.

TS out (putting on dog cape)

Spiderman, that would be awesome.

Spiderman? Why Spiderman. Don't you walk around with sticky hands all day already. Choose a real superhero. :p

Underdog was here

Hey, I will have you know Spiderman would kick that little bitch's (underdog) ass and when I was about 6 or 7 I got 5 stitches in the back of my head in a spiderman playing incident when I jumped on the wall unit pretending to be throwing my webs (yeah I know, I was a geeky kid and never out grew it :disappoin)

Hey, I will have you know Spiderman would kick that little bitch's (underdog) ass and when I was about 6 or 7 I got 5 stitches in the back of my head in a spiderman playing incident when I jumped on the wall unit pretending to be throwing my webs (yeah I know, I was a geeky kid and never out grew it :disappoin)And now (present day) we have to use a a heavy duty spackling tool to pry you off the walls. Go figure.

Underdog (flies in, and pees on John, flies away)

birdman here, oh hell yeh.

Im gonna have to go with He Man

what about my personal superhero'ess the great zena, warrior princess hell yeah

Batman.. can you imagine driving the batmobile? that thing had to have hauled major ass!

*plus Batman's a pimp..

TS can be Sheraw for Z28Josh..lol jk
My personal favorite, Mighty Mouse

Thundercats baby. :loser:

Batman.. can you imagine driving the batmobile? that thing had to have hauled major ass!

*plus Batman's a pimp..yeah driving the batmobile would be cool, I always wondered what it could be powered by, please do not tell me its a honda engine. :eek:

So KC, Batman's a pimp, what does that make Robin? His boy toy. I nominate goldz28 to be the boy toy. :evillol:

j/k or am I.

Never fear, Underdog was here (and now he left)

Why bring me into this? I had nothing to do with that batman pansy crap
-Optimus Prime