piss posts....?

I agree, a stickied piss post thread would be great. That way it wouldn't be obtrusive.

Piss Post On...

i'm drunk, lets do it

What the freakin' A!?! If ur drunk, u gonna remember this???

I would drink in your honor, but fuck that.

maybe this weekend.

i'm drunk, lets do it
Me too. Well, I'm well on my way. The day is still young.

finally no more clogged forums with piss posts

colaborate into one......

i like it :1:

yea, fo sho, if your drunk how you gonna remember this?

If they don't, us mods will merge em all into this thread.

Thanks oz

/\ We all know she will be clogging up this thread :icon16:
btw, how full is your PM inbox?:lol2:

/\ We all know she will be clogging up this thread :icon16:
btw, how full is your PM inbox?:lol2:

after what happened saturday night, I plan to be sober enough and have someone else be sober enough to not drive their car...I feel really bad.!!!

im wasted right now. loooong night at work

hehehehe, me tooo :naughty:

zzzzzZZzZzzZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZzZ



sorry, bored.

i'm drunk, lets do it

When the hell did i post that lol

Have the countries of the rest of you bastards enacted Prohibation again?



"This could take a while Smithers, why don't you stumble around drunkenly for my amusement!"

who gives a fuck

4 drinks. Go you.

i haate the decapatons whatf u ned j i drunlka wtf

I'm not drunk enough to be here yet. Dammit

then get to your liquor cabinet and start mixing things til you find one you like. you can call it a bent moderator

/\ eh I gotta fuckin work tomorrow at 7:00 am. Plus the pizza just arrived. Don't know about you guys but once I eat I can't drink anymore.

drink while you eat. then just keep on chuggin. cause if you don't make the bent moderator before i start mixing things together, im going to make the fruitiest little pansy drink ever, and im calling it the shortbus.

my firnedlfiriend.....sosry. GIRLFIRNED of 8 motnsh just broke up with me beacuse she said HER" FEELINGS have change"......SO I"M ABGRY! and now i just hugedd a michey of Sour Pss to frown my sorrows.

AND HEWRE I AM!!!!!!!! WOWHWH!!!!!

The good news is with this thread you don't have to remember anything. You can get drunk and the next day see what you were like during your entourage of piss posting, I will be doing some this weekend.

Sorry to hear that. You know what they say: "There's plenty more fish in the sea, but you're unlikely to find women there, try a mall". It's always tough, and it takes a long time before it gets any easier.

awww I'm so sorry brian....there's more women out there. She doesn't know how good of a guy she's losing. It'll all work out in the end. Give it time. Step back and breathe and look at it differently. There has to be some good aspects of breaking up, no?

Brian, we know drinking is a good start in forgetting the woman who let you down...

ok, well. back to the regular me.


but yes. i don't even know if it's fully hit me yet...right now i still feel just...blah. like i'm not up or down but floating in between.

when it does sink in, i bet there'll be good things and bad things. but when it does sink in, we'll find out.

What in the hell is a piss post?

piss post = drunk/wasted post

(preferably wasted, for everyone elses entertainment)

has anone evr wondr y co ws have spot

Because one cow which is one color, shags a cow that is another color and then there is a hyybrid cow which is a mix of the two colors. Probably.

I concur.

YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY, cows are kool-aide,funny colors BLACK AANd white.YaaAaAaaAYYYyYYY its all sping now.

One moor agan, thas waht yu said las time, naw dawg, Im goooodd.

:wtf:

i started drinking a 5 o clock eastern time.... tonight i wil br the drunk

its ninsd iclock and i want au ato know that nmovin e feels good

Hyatus~ I love how you can type so perfect in every thread but this one :D

piss posts are great ia m hammered but am still typing greate boooyahh and merr fucking xmas to you all. blahlalhaldalfjladjfladjljdflkjasd;fljlasdkfjlaskd fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff;alsdfjl;askdjflasflk ajdflkjasdl;fkjalkdjflaskdjflkjdfl;askdjfl;asjdfl; kjadl;kfjaskl;dfjl;askdfjkl;asdjfkl;sadjfklasdfjas ldkfjkl;asdjfskl;adjfl;kasdjfkl;asdjfksdaf\

blah blahl
sml;ad oops wink backspace werd and all that good shiot.\

Scarry eqauls i have droven derunker than this beforel; poor buateres on the road hkugh?

Hyatus~ I love how you can type so perfect in every thread but this one :D
when i post drunk in other threads i go over what i typed a couple times so people can unerstand me. otherwise i'd probrobly be banned by the mod nazis for posting ussless info or some other inane thing.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fucking hamnesd I am
need moer bneers
Who wants ot get drink it's on me!
Weddign dances rock teh effin kazbbaa!

if i ever need i laugh, i try to stop in here.

i dint wnana go ot wrok in hte morninng....i wnat itto be saturdfay....so ican drinl mor tiomorrow...hmm...pissoff...hehe

I think tomorrow i may just test 2 Vicodin and a bud light, see what happens. Ill let you guys know in this thread k..

I knows what hapens...and iknow what happens when you take 4 or 5 and have a drink.....in memory of craig..... :crying:

"SEXY ANGEL" are you serious about the "CANCER"?

my boyfriend is mean to me so im drinking "chocolate milk"

mmmmmmmmm

my boyfriend is mean to me so im drinking "chocolate milk"

mmmmmmmmm

Thats not chocolate



























IT'S EXLAX!!!! :D

my boyfriend is mean to me so im drinking "chocolate milk"

mmmmmmmmm


Oh you rebel, is it 2%? It better be whole milk, or you aint no real woman....


j/k, I like your idea better than alcohol.

Oh you rebel, is it 2%? It better be whole milk, or you aint no real woman....


j/k, I like your idea better than alcohol.

it was "special" chocolate milk ;)

Toksin knows all about it :biggrin:

Hi. I'm Antonio. I'm drunk as hell right now.

Hi. I'm Antonio. I'm drunk as hell right now.

and surprisingly coherent! good on ya!

Hi. I'm Antonio. I'm drunk as hell right now.
[rough as guts Southern Kiwi voice] Good on ya mate [/rough as guts Southern Kiwi voice]

[rough as guts Southern Kiwi voice] Good on ya mate [/rough as guts Southern Kiwi voice]

Get back to ponsonby ya friggin Jaffa

HAHAHAH LoL!!11!! I'M TEH PISSED

been drinkin my home brew
tastes liek the shit, its grot, but it gets the job done!!!!!

had 4 glasse snow, and it's like...bitter, n shit, and i feel like threwoing up
mate
....
i bought a cd t oday
"most relaxing classical album ever"
mate
...
mozart, dabussy, ravel....
vivaldi, john williams (star wars dude)
...listening now...mm....im sleeing tonihgt

fuck

today, my worst fears came true
the girl i love, has another
yes
tis true
i failed
game over david
drinking my problems way


THE HANG OVER WILLLLL FEEL BETTER