piss posts....?

Well this is usually EC's job but let me try my hand at it...

I hate Mondays. So my solution is to drink on the way home from work! (made-up word)! I love my alcohol! And I want to be a pirate! Cause that'd be so cool. Just sailing around...rum rum yum yum.


Good call on the pirate thing...arggg...

The made up word has got to be haha! uaua! haha! I'm pretty sure.

Alcohol and Ativan go very well together. I took two pills and now I;'m on my 4th drink., I feel pretty damnn ngood. SLowwwwwwww, but goood.

oh, and FUCK WORKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alcohol and Ativan go very well together. I took two pills and now I;'m on my 4th drink., I feel pretty damnn ngood. SLowwwwwwww, but goood.

oh, and FUCK WORKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol::lol::lol:

try some zanax or zoloft, guarantee u'll feel even better, lol

all seriousness though, don't fuckaround too much with ativan... suicidal tendancies seem to run strong with it

SYSTEM OF A DOWN RULES.......pardon the interruption....like it matters :p

SYSTEM OF A DOWN RULES.......pardon the interruption....like it matters :p

hahaha, those coked out motherfuckers can really get a crowd jumpin'.

i went to a system concert where Serj ended song 'Sugar' by spinning around and tangling himslef with mic wire and falling on his face, lol

I feel really, really, really, REALLY good right now. I can see this Ativan thing becoming a problem real quick. Wow, this is just crazy. :(

What's it like Blindside?

What's it like Blindside?

Yesterday I took 2 pills and drank 4 or 5 beers. Soon after, the words on AF started to dance slightly to the music I was listening to. I stared at a picture of myself on myspace for like 10 minutes because it was constantly changing.

Today I took 1 pill and am drinking a couple glasses of wine (half a bottle so far). I just feel completely relaxed. Like, when I do speed I get overwhelming relaxed in my head but my body is in over-drive and anxious. With ativan it's just like a total body relaxation. Nothing matters....everythings gooooooooood........ :sunglasse

ecryu th igms is gearta! i loooooooooooooooooooovbbbbbbbbbbee my alococol. ecem thou gj i shoul btd be druimking. am di'j sorry i stoioiooood up ojm ysetseryday. iamd a brtich .......... ealryy amd i'am spereu dam, isda onmy 111 docloch

ecryu th igms is gearta! i loooooooooooooooooooovbbbbbbbbbbee my alococol. ecem thou gj i shoul btd be druimking. am di'j sorry i stoioiooood up ojm ysetseryday. iamd a brtich .......... ealryy amd i'am spereu dam, isda onmy 111 docloch

Same old shit Kate. :rolleyes:

ecryu th igms is gearta! i loooooooooooooooooooovbbbbbbbbbbee my alococol. ecem thou gj i shoul btd be druimking. am di'j sorry i stoioiooood up ojm ysetseryday. iamd a brtich .......... ealryy amd i'am spereu dam, isda onmy 111 docloch

This code seems a little bit more difficult to crack than her last one. I'll give it a shot though.

Wow this one is tough.

- - is great! I looooooooovvvvvvveeeeee my alcohol. Even though I should not be drinking. I am sorry I - up - yesterday. I am a bitch........early and i am super dam, - im on my 111 alcohol?

It was a try at it. Anyone else?

nope. that looks like the best i coulda done with it.

Blindside, ever try black opium? it'll do the same thing to ya, and its natural, less addicting (actually, thats very arguable), and safer... (well, thats also arguable). fuck, well one thing about ati is suicide. its wierd, its the same "w/e i could care less about anything, i'm gooooood" feeling that kinda gives rise to "hey... i'm gonna jump off that building. or shoot my head off, cuz i'm happy?". it don't make sense i know. but its wierd. don't fuck around with ati too much...

ecryu th igms is gearta! i loooooooooooooooooooovbbbbbbbbbbee my alococol. ecem thou gj i shoul btd be druimking. am di'j sorry i stoioiooood up ojm ysetseryday. iamd a brtich .......... ealryy amd i'am spereu dam, isda onmy 111 docloch


Everything is great, I love my alcohol even though I shouldn't be drinking. I'm sorry I stood up ??? yesterday, I am a bitch......it's early and I am ??? damn it's only 11 oclock.

Oh yeah, and before my typing skills go to hell I must say:

Beer + liquor = drunker quicker!

Happy Thanksgiving, all!

Oh yeah, and before my typing skills go to hell I must say:

Beer + liquor = drunker quicker!

Happy Thanksgiving, all!

remember the rule of thumb:

liquor before beer, you're in the clear
beer before liquor, get sick quicker

remember the rule of thumb:

liquor before beer, you're in the clear
beer before liquor, get sick quicker

Damn, I thought it was:

Liquor after beer, you're in the clear!
Beer after liquor, sicker quicker!


Ahhh, doesn't matter if you know your limits. I haven't :puke: for several years now. :bigthumb:

Damn, I thought it was:

Liquor after beer, you're in the clear!
Beer after liquor, sicker quicker!


Ahhh, doesn't matter if you know your limits. I haven't :puke: for several years now. :bigthumb:

Of course it dont matter! now grab that Guiness and start singing an irish drinking song! Happy Thanksgiving man, and all you crazy AFers. *picks up his michelob*, cheers :cheers:

Wine + Buck 65 + dark + 3D pinball = meloow

K movie time alters!

hoy fkcing hsi...hope thi i s goin in he irh place...REALLLLLLY FUCKING SHITFACEd....hope i'll live ti tomoroorwooow....don' really carebut for your akw...hope ido...fcking piecesof shit

last night was beer, vodka, vicodin, and some bud. ouch.

i lmow ooou alll misaed tsjis but i just coumldnt stay sobera mymore. i loce you allll abut i timkt hat my toleremce is warkimg offf... jusr goou tamd jace fum is myyy mottttttto..........snut shhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm mot supostd to me drimking

ok, who's on this one?? winner gets a prize!

hmm,

i'm... all messed ... but i just couldn't say sober anymore. i love you all but i think that my tolerance is waring off? just go out and have fun is my motto. shut up i'm not supposed to be drinking.

did i win?

wow im drunk as fuc and i just kickedthis kids ass tiwice....what a luil bitch.....this is my first iaas post ever....imgonna bea thte shit out ofimAGAIN.

wow im drunk as fuc and i just kickedthis kids ass tiwice....what a luil bitch.....this is my first iaas post ever....imgonna bea thte shit out ofimAGAIN.


Yeah follow up to that, i ended up piledriving this kids face into my futon and shattered one of the wooden peices. So now my futon is broke. fuck. Atleast his lip is all fucked up from it. He still cant talk right.

Yeah follow up to that, i ended up piledriving this kids face into my futon and shattered one of the wooden peices. So now my futon is broke. fuck. Atleast his lip is all fucked up from it. He still cant talk right.

:rofl: ... wait no, its not good to condone violence...
... fucking piledriver to the face!?!? :lol: :lol: :lol:

:rofl: ... wait no, its not good to condone violence...
... fucking piledriver to the face!?!? :lol: :lol: :lol:



Seriously...im about 200lbs...and this kept starting shit trying to box me, and he's like 115. needless to say i got sick of it.

why did you kik his ass ?, wot was he doin? i hope you put him in rehab or i wasnt worth doing ! lol

I've just started drinking VODKA tonite and I'm feeling pretty good so I might just post agin toniht to see ust how dunk I gt las nigt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

man i was f**ked at the weekend on the saturday i had about 8 shots of smirnoff export strength vodka and 4 bottles of bud i was out of it lol

anyone do anything really effed up after the game last night?

i'm pretty sure i pissed on some kid passed out on the bathroom floor at some house party. ...alcohol...

io had twelevel beers tonmight. why??? bevause i had some fucked up car that i coudltnd fix!!!!!!!!!!!!! this car sat at the dealerhsup[ bacuse the parts were backoerred geramnay for liek a fucking month!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mercedes pwms tje fucligng car now becuase they coudlnt send the fucking part!!!!!!!!! oh well. its all over now and ilmm, drunk. adn now i have to take the dash out of a brand new ML..............no one else ahds done it in the shop and now i have to pinonoeer that shit. fuck it oaall...

I'm pretty damn drunk right now, but I'm trying to post in this thread as straight sounding as I can be - just for the chAllenge of it. Booyaah. Big snowstorm coming tomorrow for northern New England (they won't shut the hell up about it on the news) I wonder how many people will be passing the day by with some of the spirits. There's something relaxing about having a few drinks and watching the snow pile up...

Hopefully I'll be able to go out and train in it a bit. You ever try ukemi in nice deep snow? Good times...

well this is piss posts and i do wont 1000 post so ill piss 1 more away!

im bored as shit

one will en gppd..opetj is gonna ne sweet tommroroQQQQQQQQQQQQQqq

uhhdhrh hey heinous bitchess fucknin righotuesou - ih just showede some hienous heinous bhughhuge hfataass bitche ssu p atp fratternity thte y cant touchch this shit !!1 11 MC cs hsiammer ssays nahah duhg duihhh duh .;- cant touch ithis!!1

lol ^^^ you need take a chill pill or somthin' !! hehe nice one !

MC cs hsiammer ssays nahah duhg duihhh duh .;- cant touch ithis!!1


MC Hammer says nahnahnah duhduh can't touch this!!

:rofl:

Man I want some of whatever you're drinkin

Damn, I should get wasted more!

Lets do that little game, I say a couple of words and you lot have gotta carry on the sentence cuz I'm half pissed
Lets Try:

Walking Talking Bananas...

Fucking red necks, think being white equals better, fucking that hsit aisjoij BOOBS

i'm not drunk, or anything, just REALLY happy. so its kinda a piss post. why am i happy?

The weather is fucking BEAUTIFUL
I'm officially on vacation
I've got a nice ass cigar (Avo)
I hooked up with this beautiful girl i know

but, above all

i just took the most relieving dump known to mankind.



...damn that felt good.

"bout goddamn time i did this..thisis my home...i'm not tooo good for my home. TUH MOTHER FUCKERS.

www.myspace.com/tuhmetal (<---gooddamn thaat toook a while)

omg wi a , socj fuckng wast d i went out to dri kin a h andi ihoru tui wud cie whu to siu fu ibti its ont ohapeng ! 1==

omg wi a , socj fuckng wast d i went out to dri kin a h andi ihoru tui wud cie whu to siu fu ibti its ont ohapeng ! 1==

splendid, old chap!

Thanks. Now if you'll just excuse me i'm going to go for another lie-down.... :bloated:

Holy shit...my buddy just got officially trashed for the very first time last night. I'm sorta drunk but goddamn that was the funniest shit I EVER saw. Drunk dials and everything. Hahaha..that was great.

this thread aint got nothing on the iHop

this thread aint got nothing on the iHop

That's because AF off topic posters are a bunch of weenies pretending to be wasted.

^if i'm wasted, chances are i'm not near a computer, and if i am, i'm definitely not typing on AF, i don't think i'd even be able to find this thread. i try talking on aim, but that doesn't get far, n i end up passing out on my keyboard. oh well, shit happens.

Yeah, I always wonder how people who can't even type a coherent sentence can make it to the piss post thread...it baffles me.

pure determination. it took me about 25 mins to start a car once when i was hammered, but in the end i found the ignition! (still stalled it repeatedly, mind.)

pure determination. it took me about 25 mins to start a car once when i was hammered, but in the end i found the ignition! (still stalled it repeatedly, mind.)

Wow, you're even cooler than the fake drunks on here! Drinking and then operating a car... good for you.

Discussion elsewhere in COT please...unless you're drunk of course.

Wow, you're even cooler than the fake drunks on here! Drinking and then operating a car... good for you.

i never drove it out on the roads, only on an industrial estate, at 3am. i dont put others at risk.

^if i'm wasted, chances are i'm not near a computer, and if i am, i'm definitely not typing on AF, i don't think i'd even be able to find this thread. i try talking on aim, but that doesn't get far, n i end up passing out on my keyboard. oh well, shit happens.
haha i <3 ur drunken/stoned aim convos with me! u probably don't remember last time hehe but i do! :rofl: :rofl:

Yeah, I always wonder how people who can't even type a coherent sentence can make it to the piss post thread...it baffles me.

Its all about habit. When you visit this website fairly reguarly it tends to get pretty easy to find this thread.

Man, I haven't posted here in a while funny thing is, I can still type fairly decently after drinking a bottle of JD, minus 2 drinks which were given away. god damn I feel like shit, nearly 5 in the morning, have had big nights on Thursday, Friday and now Saturday, Buying myself a bottle every night. Worst part is, gonna do the same tomorrow, I LOVE LONG WEEKENDS!

And to those wondering how I can type a post here being drunk, well, when I have a fairly slow drinking night (playing poker tonight) then inviting everyone back to mine to play some pool, and polishing off that bottle whie playing poker, it starts to wear off.

There could only be one thing worse than pretending to be drunk and "cool" in this thread. its trying to act hard and think that even though you get pissed and parrow out, that people actually can stay up all night sober up and act like civilised people.


Wow, you're even cooler than the fake drunks on here! Drinking and then operating a car... good for you.

Wow, you're even cooler than me, the fake drunk as you would put it.!!! I can't believe you could call that, I mean you know exactly whats going on. I can't believe I stayed up until 5:30 in the morning to make a fake piss post and care what a bunch of other people on the internet would think.

Although you are an absolute hero, you have a lot to learn my friend. You see, posting on here while drunk leaves something for myself to read the next day after a blur of a night, and actually remember a few more minor details

Why am I explaining this to you? I mean, you are a tool and all....





Meh, I don't really care, I won myself $160 in poker tonight. ITS MY SHOUT! :icon16:

dude, playing n64 wihile driunk is so cool. I was plaing with friends and we couldnt even steer the cars in Mario Kart. it was freaking amazone

this piss post is a good idea, espically when u get people on satuday nights who dont know any better than to type on here, like me

you know what would be fun / stupid / amussing we should all get hammered on the same night and try talking to each other...then wait for the hang overs to go away and see if we remembered what we were talking about

i discovered a new drink tonight. we named it apple beer. it's hard cider and tastse like apple but still get some beer taste. i may have had to many but it's so good i just cant stop drinking it.

so, i'm drunk for the first time ever giht now. yay! go me!