piss posts....?

so, i'm drunk for the first time ever giht now. yay! go me!

And so it begins!! :smokin:

now im at the highest point of hating myself for leaving fla...argh! time to go drinking.

my friend just puked....i feel bad for her. chris won't talk to me...hmmm, i miss him.

Bacardi rox teh sox!1

i am so f-ing lucky just talked to a cop while drunk. posted the story. all i have to say is omfg

you are the biggest fucking bullshit artist ever now i got to go back to pukeing

you are the biggest fucking bullshit artist ever now i got to go back to pukeing

This coming from YOU?? :eek:

maybe im a bit drunk right now but when i sober but its coming:grinyes::lol::grinyes::lol::grinyes::lol:

you are the biggest fucking bullshit artist ever now i got to go back to pukeing


Easy up on the Shandies, Nancy boy.

you are so rolled

Easy up on the Shandies, Nancy boy.

that's without doubt one of the best replies ever.

Jimster owned acebullshitsport...

you are so rolled

shut up.

you're like a holiday camp's latrine; full'a every kind of shit.

you are so rolled



Well guys, I guess this is it. There's a rollover-damaged Falcon GT outside my window, looks like it cost about $100,000,000,000, definitely acemotorsports come to "roll" me.

Well guys, I guess this is it. There's a rollover-damaged Falcon GT outside my window, looks like it cost about $100,000,000,000, definitely acemotorsports come to "roll" me.


ooooooooooooooooooooooh, you're in trouble now. i hear being "rolled" is the worst thing someone can endure...

make sure he doesn't smoke you too.

I have to put a post in here to prove to myself and others (you know who you are) that I can type correctly and coherently even when I'm drunk. YES! I'm the man. Kiss my ass Danielle!

I have to put a post in here to prove to myself and others (you know who you are) that I can type correctly and coherently even when I'm drunk. YES! I'm the man. Kiss my ass Danielle!

Congrats! You're a nerd. :lol:

The worst part is I spell better when I'm drunk. I think drinking makes me smarter. I'm some kind of idiot savant... more idiot than savant though. What the hell does savant mean anyway?

Savant means..

A learned person; a scholar.
An idiot savant.

And idiot savant is..

a mentally retarded person who exhibits exceptional skill or brilliance in some limited field (as mathematics or music)

I have to put a post in here to prove to myself and others (you know who you are) that I can type correctly and coherently even when I'm drunk. YES! I'm the man. Kiss my ass Danielle!
haha being drunk makes you "the man" somehow..i was sooo drunk wednesday, so what does that make me? i'd never been that drunk in my life. i slipped on some gravel chasing a flashlight beam *my friends are cruel* and flipped backwards and fell in the road and couldn't get up for 45 minutes cuz i was too drunk. good thing i was in the middle of the northwoods *kiss MY ass, stupid IL person cuz udk what that is* and there were no cars that ever came down the road the entire time.

k im drunk right now but i don't find it hard at all to type i don't know what the fuck your guys's problem is

anyways are there any girls that live around ottawa canada cause this is a fucking sausage fest.

shit man, my parents usually check my breath and shit but today they were just like "oh hey, well good night" because they always make me wake them up when i'm out late to make sure that im in good condition to talk to them n shit. so ya i made it off scott free. i can't wait till i live on my own so i don't need to deal with this shit.

I rarely post on AF at all, but I read quite often. For some reason I decided to post here tonight. Captain Morgan made me do it. :icon16:

While I am drunk enough to make some typos, even drunk I can proofread. Maybe I'm just not drunk enough. Check with me in a few hours, it;s a big bottle.

YES!! just finished studying fo r Calculus2, (i'm taking summer school, and i have a test on monday), and i've been hitting my books real hard all week, i'm completely fried... i don't think if i open a book again i'll learn any thing more. so i've been pre-gaming here n my friends comin in like 20 mins to pick me up n were goin to a kik ass PARTY, bitches!! gonna be some jim beam and buds, and about an o of grass n this really sexy chic i mest the day before whos gonna hook me up with some tabs.. oh, i'm so psyched right now, i needed to unwind sooo badly,

peace, bitches!!

^Eggs Benedict with plenty of Hollandaise Sauce, some hash brown potatoes, and hot chocolate = best hangover medecine ever...

I'm prettyy goood right about noww.

I'm prettyy goood right about noww.

Already? isnt it kind of early?

Already? isnt it kind of early?

its never too early. there's nothing like half a bottle of black label at noon before lunch at the student union :p

SO CHECKIT CHECKIT MY NIGHT GOES LIKE THIS. IM SITTIN HERE ALL "MAN FO SHO I AINT GOIN OUT TONITE, THEN MY FLATTIES INVITE ME OUT, SO IM LIKE W3RD. THEN I DRINK A lot., NOW IM DRINKIN THE GROUSE THINKIN WOULDNT IT BE WIKED COOL IF I REMEMBER3ED NUFFINK

SO CHECKIT CHECKIT MY NIGHT GOES LIKE THIS. IM SITTIN HERE ALL "MAN FO SHO I AINT GOIN OUT TONITE, THEN MY FLATTIES INVITE ME OUT, SO IM LIKE W3RD. THEN I DRINK A lot., NOW IM DRINKIN THE GROUSE THINKIN WOULDNT IT BE WIKED COOL IF I REMEMBER3ED NUFFINK

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So uh...who ever knew that everclear would make me fucking sweat?

this is bullshit...i mean i'm dirinking grapgatoarade with everclear and for some rason i'm sweating...it's not the fucking nachoes either, i've had them before. it's not thta hot in here...bout 75 degrees farenheight...that's spelled wrong?...anyways...good thing i dont have im with anyone on these boards...i'm listening to depressing music right now too...fucking mondays'

ah!!!!!!!!!!1 i fouinmg yhr pist posdt!!! w00t!!!! oim, do fiuvkin dfruhnk! ,y frienmd brought a liwuot for m tuwepe sback ghomer!!! w00t////hasha

yehahhhhhhhhhhh my fuirst

ah!!!!!!!!!!1 i fouinmg yhr pist posdt!!! w00t!!!! oim, do fiuvkin dfruhnk! ,y frienmd brought a liwuot for m tuwepe sback ghomer!!! w00t////hasha

yehahhhhhhhhhhh my fuirst

:eek:
Oh.my@god/roflmao.org

This is by far the MOST incoherent drunken piss post ever! WTF is liwuot for m tuwepe sback ghomer???

Damn I wish I was that wasted right now

edit:
It gets better!!!! Found in "What The Hell Do You Do?" thread
BGH1`~! YOU WOREJK AT TRWH TRARGET///,you knoq i noved form ther...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Damien
ah!!!!!!!!!!1 i fouinmg yhr pist posdt!!! w00t!!!! oim, do fiuvkin dfruhnk! ,y frienmd brought a liwuot for m tuwepe sback ghomer!!! w00t////hasha

yehahhhhhhhhhhh my fuirst


ok..my interpretation....

AHHH i found the pist post!!!!!!! WOOOT i'm soo fucking drunk... my friend bought a "________" for me back home.1!!!!! wooot HAHAHA!!!!!!!!



this is my second interpretation.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Damien
BGH1`~! YOU WOREJK AT TRWH TRARGET///,you knoq i noved form ther...


BAH!!!! you work at the target.... you know i moved from there...



^^^^^^^^^ HHAAHAHAH

^damn! :eek: you suck! :p

yeah, we were drinking a few bottles of...damn i forgot. From Greece....Ouzo. Ah good stuff, then I had work at 5 this morn. no fun, but i'm fine now. never drink water afterwards....bad j00j00

Oh yeah, that one line is, "my friend brought liquor from europe back home."

musysttang is durnk frihgt now, i lvoe aof, yu guys rocik

i rally realy wnt soen of the afd girls

^I have never liked being in your posts/quotes, im sure I wont like this one..

^I have never liked being in your posts/quotes, im sure I wont like this one..

Don't flatter yourself.

Ok allow me to translate to what I was trying to say.

musysttang is durnk frihgt now, i lvoe aof, yu guys rocik

Muscletang is drunk right now, I love AF, you guys rock


i rally realy wnt soen of the afd girls

I really really want some of the AF girls

thats what i got from it. wow rally, i think youre letting onto something.

well stupid if you wanted me when you called me you should've left at least a semi decent drunk message instead of going "heeey danielle this is *click*

dork :p


everytime i get drunk i'm never near the computer. i got suuuuper drunk off 2 shots and 1 rum and coke yesterday. now i see why they say drunk swimming is a bad idea. i had sober friends there tho so i was still fine. i could not stand up at all, couldn't talk very well, kept spilling my drink! it was fun lol

sooooo drunk last night. still drunk now. i remember having a rant via pm last night is hould probably look at what it said. since im not banned it couldnt have been too bad. ironic that my post is where it is in this thread. viva la resistance!!!!

i need to eat. i feel like shit

now, do bake posts count as well or do you have to be drunk?

because if toking counts then i just had a fucking amazing party, there was shit that i can't really explain but it was just awsome. I had the biggest freakin chilout in my car, it was intensly chill lol. gotta go get some food, we've got some awsome peaches.

thirsty thursday tonight, I just started college a 2 weeks ago, getting used to college life. It started out kinda lonely but ive made friensdds. If ur in college you know what thirsty thurdsay is, its pretty fun but I have a 9:00 lecture tomorrow, ill take some notes, then I'll nap

man, frosh week starts this sunday for me, i bet you i'll be able to count the times im sober more than the times i'm drunk. dry campus my ass

Want me to actually pee on my posts?

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So can we have double posts, etc?

Actually double posting is frowned upon here, so I would advise against it in a regular thread (should be fine in this thread though). Also, you might want to think twice about the link in your signature, unapproved advertisements can sometimes get you in trouble.

Alright, I see no harm in my signature though.

It is not a competing company :licka:

I don't think I'm ever drinking ever again after last night...

Straight whiskey is not the way to go.

:disappoin Silly rabbit. Straight whiskey is the only way to go

Straight whiskey is not the way to go.

...women.

I don't think I'm ever drinking ever again after last night...

If I got a penny for every time I've heard someone say that, I'd be a millionaire.

I don't think I'm ever drinking ever again after last night...

Straight whiskey is not the way to go.

And this is why...

Down...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Nicole8188/Me.jpg

...and further...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Nicole8188/DSC01086.jpg

...and out!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Nicole8188/DSC01098.jpg

And you call yourself Nicole the Great :disappoin

And you call yourself Nicole the Great :disappoin

Haha...oh man, that's like, the 2nd time I've ever been drunk in my life. I'm still great.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/Nicole8188/DSC01086.jpg

:lol:, i love that pic. pace urself next time, you'll enjoy more of the party! oh man, how i miss those nights in freshman year

pacing yourself's for pussies.

i like to drink until i'm completely smashed, then i just maintain the drunkeness by drinking something every once in a while. once i really start getting tired and want to go to bed i just drink a crapload of water (i try to drink alot of water when i drink) then i lie down and i'm gone.

i actually never get hangovers, i've been really drunk and i've only been hungover once, i've drank more than the time i got a hangover but i feel better. and i don't know why, must be because i was drinking budweiser that i got a hangover

holy shit, it took me long enough to find this page, anyways i don't know where the hell im supposed to be, im supposed to meat a girl but i dont no where she is and im horny as hell and want to get laid. im in res right now and i need to find anything to fuck so ill br back on later.

PISS!!! AH BOB SAGET!!!!!

PISS!!! AH BOB SAGET!!!!!
hahaha i love that site.

anyways, just a little advice for those of you that don't know, booty calls are best done before getting trashed. i called that girl and she pretty much laughed at me the whole time lol. although i could still "git 'er dun" if she didn't have to go home, she's really into me so it's really easy for to get into her.

I'm drunk too...but Im not about to pass out like Nicole. And Whiskey rocks, even though Im drinking Vodka right now. Jack Daniels is good...but in excess will make you visit Nicoles state of mind.

Rock on.

Oh...I just realized Im coherent enough to type this message. So I must be getting sober.

Oh...I just realized Im coherent enough to type this message. So I must be getting sober.

must be. i remember my last drunken post... it looked kinda like this. poaisdfk musdfhtang sdkfjfasekudf love kasdjf l;jcs