piss posts....?

i Dunnon waht i drank./ sa bunch ofs bears and some goldshlaager its was a fun first friday nnnginht and i can thinks i a namde out wisth sommme guulsll and got to amke meomse moneyo to tomeorrowassss
yea what he said :lol:

im backj again Nad go t me another sotroy to tlee. went to my boys hss gdrad party ripped as shit caser adn .5 of vudbselct and 3 or 4 nbezzie's of the northenrtr wow dont knowe what to do wit my slef

im backj again Nad go t me another sotroy to tlee. went to my boys hss gdrad party ripped as shit caser adn .5 of vudbselct and 3 or 4 nbezzie's of the northenrtr wow dont knowe what to do wit my slef

Uh...:uhoh:

Wait. :cheers: !

Uh...:uhoh:

Wait. :cheers: !
yes exactly :cwm27:

I always thought these piss posts wer gay but now I know I was wrong, posting drunk is fun...even if you dont know what you're typing...I lkurk a lot, cuz I am never actaully posting, but I always read everything... There were far fewer errors inthis than I expecvted. Night ladies.

Oh and all I drnak was a 2--6 odf vanuilla vodka on ice. nto ades vanilla but vodka that came wiht itt. holy fuckl i need tostopmnoiw

Man, I must have cut back on the drinking lately, haven't posted in this thread for a while...

I will try make it to the computer tomorrow night, Not drinking tonight gonna try make it to work tomorrow :mad:


And Barry, the names Jonno.... (you poof)

w00t!! Beer, so much more than a breakfast drink!

(a-la Forrest Gump) and that's all I have to say about that!

(aboot for you Canadians and Scottish types)

My breakfast drink is better! Bloody Mary ...mmmm....breakfast of champions!

Here is my recipe for my bloody marys i am drinking on this lovely evening
pour vodka until ice starts floating
fill most of glass up with 'mater juice
splash of lea & perrins worcestershire sauce (its the only way to go)
about 6-8 drops of leeseanner hot sauce
fresh ground pepper
stir, drink, repeat... pass out

Man, I must have cut back on the drinking lately, haven't posted in this thread for a while...

I will try make it to the computer tomorrow night, Not drinking tonight gonna try make it to work tomorrow :mad:


And Barry, the names Jonno.... (you poof)
OI! ME NAMES BAZZA YA WANKA :iceslolan

I just pissed on the cat!

I was outside minding my own business smoking on a fake cuban my friend brought me back from when he was in cancun, talking to the ex-girl on the phone and nature did what it always does after a crapload of alcohol, it calls like hell. So I decided to go piss in the bushes...the cat heard it and decided to see what was going on, I had already started so i wasnt about to stop....the caty pounced on it and got covered in piss...so yes...i pissed on the cat

ROFL thats fuckin awesome!

I pissed out my second story window, and I dont have a cat...
MY NAME FISH!

OG ALSI REMEMBE kids.
fuckwhitey!!!!!!
dnt listne to the nam!!!!!!!!
the ,an
man
fuckl

PISSPOST ARE TH+HE ROXXXXORSZZZZZZZzz

what?

WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I just stood up trying to be all quiet since my grandma is in town and is a couple rooms down from me, I managed to hit my knee on my bed, fall over making a loud boom that a 230lb guy makes whne he falls and when i fell set off my car alarm sucessfully waking up anyone who might have slept through my fall at 3am wooooooo! time for another brew! Speaking of which I found about 3 beers I forgot about sitting on my couch, warm beer but happy days!!!

whoda wang bitch

whoa almost forgot this thing still existed. i am really really up there right now. theres a fresh prince of bel air marathon on and i'm watching that. but sometimes i switch to adult swim reruns, because that channel is right next to the fresh prince one. isn't it weird how channels have like neighbors, and you're like 'oh thats cute how they're neighbors!"

i just ate all of my dad's chicken in a biskit crackers and pimento cheese spread. now i'll have to go buy him some more and it will cost like $6.00 probably.

really stupid rock like the offspring is really fun when you're high, like it sounds really good. like now i know why stupid people like stupid things, because they're on totally different wave lengths than smart people and smart people will never understand their world and we'll never understand theirs. in the dark my dog looks like a wolf. its actually really scary. i just like backed away from my dog because i thought he was a wolf.

whoa almost forgot this thing still existed. i am really really up there right now. theres a fresh prince of bel air marathon on and i'm watching that. but sometimes i switch to adult swim reruns, because that channel is right next to the fresh prince one. isn't it weird how channels have like neighbors, and you're like 'oh thats cute how they're neighbors!"

i just ate all of my dad's chicken in a biskit crackers and pimento cheese spread. now i'll have to go buy him some more and it will cost like $6.00 probably.

really stupid rock like the offspring is really fun when you're high, like it sounds really good. like now i know why stupid people like stupid things, because they're on totally different wave lengths than smart people and smart people will never understand their world and we'll never understand theirs. in the dark my dog looks like a wolf. its actually really scary. i just like backed away from my dog because i thought he was a wolf.
Damn children, what ever happened to respecting the families good crackers?



Go to your room young man.



:thefinger

nooo i said i'd buy him a new box :lol:

peanut butter and cheese crackers by keebler are really good with oj too

ok so a guy i work with who me and him always bullshit around about drunken stories brought me a flask of peach moonshine, i am so happy drunk. This is the most clear drunk I have had in a long time, especially off of moonshine which usually gets me sloppy drunk in a matter of minutes. I think I will call the local taxi service and go visit the ex-g/f....when i talked to her today she told me to swing by sometime...oh that was such a mistake...

whoa...... sdidnt know coorls liekght came in 16 oz cans....
19 pack and a half pack of refulgar 12 ozers..... got me good............. dman females.... stjhorwng themselveas at the mercy of some drunk penis.... makes me wopnder whaouat coulda went on..... ha!!!!!!! fuck A!!!!!!!!! you the v 8 powerd nooob wit rcx---7 tpyue ! me + drunk = nbad times weh n dislocated arm and percoet involved..... i see all tomorrow whn i can remmber ber waht it was exactly tha i types.!

Whooa how found da edit buttongh !~!!! who were did my sensies go!!! whoa.... maybe i sahould stpo teh rantinfg!

SELEEP IS DAS FREIENX D of da drunkors! :loser: :icon16: :grinno:

i like tyhe smiley facE! :banghead: :iceslolan :icon16:

drunk... drunk... oh shit..drunk


soco




me






drunk

WOW...some of this is beyond translation.

Oh man, I don't know if I'm in alcohol overload or Caffine overload. As far as I recall I've had 3 Vodka's + Red Bulls tonight as well as Scotch, beer and whiskey + Coke.


If tonight turns me diabetic, blame AF's offical sour cucumber, her unfinished vodka + RB made me hyperactive. Oh well, I suppose I'm keeping David Courthald and Christian Klein in a job, they rocks.

WOW...some of this is beyond translation.
if i wanted to i could but its just funny watching people try to read it :iceslolan

WOW...some of this is beyond translation.

LOL yea they might as well just make a drunk Dialect.

Now I know what this forum is for.......... I'm as bent a 3rd world shack after a hurricane....

OMG GON SKIES


LOLOLZIOES!!

haha fulkin n00balrna!!! :grinyes:

git dakrs!!! :smokin:

haha, n00b! :eek7:

hehe thanks you carlton deaught!!!

www.bigad.com.au (http://www.bigad.com.au) <--- yay

That ad makes me smile!

O.K, I drank 23.4 highlanders tonight (finishing the last).

You want a piss post, heres your fucking piss post.
I got done drink driving the other week, with .01 over the fucking limit.
$382 fine and will probably lose my licence. (That was 4 beers over 3 hours)
My mate got hit by some try hard who just got his licence and ran a red light, killed a fucking close mate of mine.
My other mate got arrested for going for a walk at 2 in the morning (drunk as) He got locked up for 2 nights, has a curfew now and probably has to got to jail after his court case. (the cops thought he broke into a car, this dude would never do something like that, stragiht as)

I got kicked out of home for a few weeks and was only just let back. Looking for a house elsewhere now.

Got fuck all to do now, if my close mate was around, we would still be up cranking music and sharing stories.

What the fuyck is up with this world. I am probably gonna lose my licence for having a mouthful of beer more than I am ment to, my close mate got killed by a dickhead deciding that he is too fucking good to wait for traffic lights, and my other mate got arrested and has to go to court because he walked home from a party at the wrong time.

R.I.P Tim.

(btw, I am fucked as righte now and I am willing to write a post that is readable, even though it took me about 45 minutes, why isn't anyone else?)

No post s fotr a week"! what the fuck is wrong with you guys? Found out i nailed my cfa Lv2 exam last night. Been drinknign ever sinece. My ex ecolleaguye called mea God. i Could get used to that. Went out with my friend for lunch in the park today, she pulled a sdickie and spent all day with me. Fitty. HGtreat tits, and she was weairng next to nohitng,. She tyold me she fancied me when we were 127. Clearly she still does. She was lyring down on the grass with her head in my crotch,. Got a semi-lob on... Went out for driunaks with soeme ofht eh boys afgterward s , all the young uns wehre out nbecause the A lebel fresults were out today Honeys everyehwere bit i think theyre too young for me. 23... 18.. hmmm.. touu young, no?

Oh i forhot. One of mey bnest driends is getting married next yea- aty 25- and he watns me to be hist best man,. I have to prapere a speech.... in french... im fuyckerd.

She tyold me she fancied me when we were 127. You must be really old then. :lol: Man you are blitz. I can't even get to the keyboard when I'm drunk. :lol:

TS out (trying to get hammered)

127..... :lol2:


I meant 17 :icon16:

:lol2: /\ 127

I have to prapere a speech.... in french... im fuyckerd.

:rofl:

Woo hoo, man am I fucked yp. Usaly, i do not post but fuckit, if everyone else is postin why not me. There is this fuckin block party and the musci is way to loud but screw it. Thew cops dont care why should i.

WAoo hoo, pass me anoter m olsen.

TS past3ed out

im so funckern drank yeh btiches yeh!!! kickedd ass at beerr poong!1 wohhho

pass twospirtis another "olsen twin"!!! whoh

i am completely 100% sober on a saturday night.

and i'm really really pissed about it.


does this apply as a "piss post"?

im really really drunk righ tnow. does that make me a piss poster? i have not been this drunk since last summer. which is dumb because... well people should be drunk in teh summer! yay go me.

Oh i forhot. One of mey bnest driends is getting married next yea- aty 25- and he watns me to be hist best man,. I have to prapere a speech.... in french... im fuyckerd.

if you keep drinkin, yes you are fuyckerd. i decided to start drinking today. wow i've never poseted on here drunk bnefore! hooray for ignoring the "backspace" buttonnnnnn...

Coming soon this weekend. The triumphant return of...drunken ramblings by Josh J...











surcharges do not apply, not responsible for the promotion of underage drinking to my fans and followers....

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hooolllalla ar ycaha laadey!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

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seo i'm eveeen drinkim snves ffffriewday aaadn now idts suimday mite...i rink. adm iiiiiii've decdded sathiat i wamt to bne a poratie! jhow ocool wcould taht? be? who eeeplse ewanmtes to bew pireates with emw? amd evam?! it's be spppp coooooooooool! sailllmim aroumds, driming ruummmm rummm rynnm yiiimmmamd caueinmg nmay hem iiiiis' d be arewmsome!!! wooooooooooooooooooooohhhhpppppppppppppp!!!1 heheehe

I'm currently a student of drunk kate speak. So I'll try to translate:

So i've been drinking since friday and now its sunday night.... I drink. And I've decided that I want to be a pirate! How cool would that be? Who else wants to be pirates with me and evan? It'd be sooooo cool! Sailin' around, drinkin' rum rum rum yum and causin' mayhem it'd be awesome!

Wooooooooooooohhpeeeeeeeeee!!! hehehehe


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

^^^:lol2:^^^

Very good...I'm impressed.

And you ought to hear her when she's actually drunk :lol:

That's very good work, Kate.

Josh, i'm waiting....

Martia frowm AZtar Trekj 6 isd HOT

YAayqay for cheap AUsie wineee!!

$`00 for 44/ litres/!

HLY FRAP I never really realixze how gorgeous the 4000 MODena is from the readr 3/15 view, wahtcing the Challenge STragele version right nwo onf Top Hear and it's beautfiule

Don't muc hlike the 6032 though, I think the older Ferrais weer much more souldful

HLY FRAP I never really realixze how gorgeous the 4000 MODena is from the readr 3/15 view, wahtcing the Challenge STragele version right nwo onf Top Hear and it's beautfiule

Don't muc hlike the 6032 though, I think the older Ferrais weer much more souldful
Now there's a true petrolhead. Completely shitfaced, yet he's still checking out cars instead of some girl's ass. Hats off to you sir.

Now there's a true petrolhead. Completely shitfaced, yet he's still checking out cars instead of some girl's ass. Hats off to you sir.


:iceslolan

Though one could argue a "4000 MODena" (360) from the "3/15" (3/4) view is a girl's ass :thumbsup:

Frat party+4kegger at an apartment should make for interesting night, i'll try my best to get online tonight for you guys...i'll try my best JAY!

So its friday guys. You know what that means.



Kate's gonna have too much fun again.

Oh my gfucking fods... i ha do smcu h to durnik tonibht, i am s mcufkcing watse ri sts not feven fuicknny. i was gripoubg my friends ass all nights sbe has the icest ass/ tje fillimu jomt gos ai tdont even thinkg she minded. sop ,cuh. althouygth i amust say dthe fuirl ti am sreing otmorone ahs ania cnier as because it has no strecth macrks;./ i trhink this mone mibht because ehe ptu on a bit of weight sna d tromse point as nd them lost ti agains. iom so honrye.; gona egt some tomorow for srue againa. thougm,.. agege . knackniskid. my firnerd osdorvbe home tobt coapletely wasted. i otld hkm tnot o o but he aid anwyay. man that was tupid. my eyes hurt., the cpmkpeuter is so brgth. nighty nihgt averytoe. take care of eyorselves, and eacitger, .... xxxxxxx

iom so honrye.;

:lol2: Well put.

Fuck that, me and kate be the pirates of hte greatest, we're like the best homie troopers of the east you've ever seen. Dudes i just got back and my dd's car was farking towed, enedded up being like 145 bucks. haha. Where did katelyn go i want to hear more abou teh swimming and festivivteies i'm need a nap bad, oh shit balls.... I'm drunk a nyone want to help me up tomorrow in 3 hours...damn.