piss posts....?

ewe.........I heard wine hangovers were the worst to get.

An ewe? Where?!! Don't let Jimster see it! :D

An ewe? Where?!! Don't let Jimster see it! :D
I think we all remember last time...

I'm confused....

I'm confused....
Jimster's actually a Kiwi, and a Ewe is a sheep. Now is where you add the two things together:icon16:

Yeah...still lost..so what he's a kiwi and he had sex with a sheep???.......Anyway, Jon your missing out tonight me and Bell are going to The Playpen.

hi guys, I'm pretty drunk. Nothing beats a good game of drunken bowling<wow, I think that I spelled everything right. Did have issues getting the keys to go all the way down while typing.

mmm...coke...

hey peop,lle,

I am a bit smashdked right now
I can still tirpe ha;f decrnt now thoght?

i need a smoke.

just gort fome from a paerty eyie, bit tankeded and shlould really sleeeep hey,....

my mouth is driry assss

8i nedd a car.

the computer screeen broghy

I need morew ac;ochol
the agf forums are teh bestest.
man,et tjeres a lot of butttone on this keyboarddm whatdo theyr all doe?

don;t mind me, ths mesage ahs taken me halg an horu to typwest

parties are [hat.

tomoroe I do fyck allll.

kangroos aren't verry common arounrd ere.

anyibe wabba donare a car to mee?

I am tankesdt

cavn yous? underestande mee?

I SHOULDMN'T BR POSTING HRTR

DUDE, MU RIGHTIN IS IN BUG LETTERA?!?

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

Good work.

timw doe mty first piss post...w0000000000ttt!!!!!!! mutha fuckazzzzzzzd

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

Good work.

Heh, funny thing is, that message really did take me about 30 minutes to type, probably because when I said I need a smoke I actually went out for one... :p

Gah... Lightweight, look at this shit, this was after Jon and i went shot for shot on Capt. Morgan Private stock. It was 13 shots for me and 11 i think for Jon.
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=234798

Now that's some halfway decent typing considering our state of mind wouldn't you say, he actually typed what he was saying....

Lightweight? I had 8 shots of Johnny Walker Green Label, 4 mixes of Johnny walker red label and coke and 2 cans of woodstock (and enough rolled smokes to make my index finger turn yellow :uhoh:).
May not be much to yous, but don't forget, I am only 15 (and nearly puked 3 times, held it down though :icon16:)

Good man, you do me proud...Keep training my friend

Bah.... At 15 you should be downing half a bottle of vodka for breakfast.

No questions. Just do it.


















Then post here afterwards :iceslolan

Bah.... At 15 you should be downing half a bottle of vodka for breakfast.

Ha, you make me laugh.
When my mate first moved into his flat before his brother and the three in his family moved in, his flat would be the piss up place. That flat has seen us pissed off 5 different types of vodka, a bottle of Jim beam, woodstock and cola many times and a bottle of bicardi once.
My point being, my friend is 16 and small, and out of all of those bottles he has only had more than me once. Last friday his brother went out, so we bought a bottle of smirnoff, and I beat him by 4 shots...

Hey, im just trying to get all the drinking done I can before I get my licence in about 9 months... :icon16:

I recommend Captain Morgan Private Stock if you ever wanna quit drinking hard alcohol, cause once you take that you're not gonna ever want to do it again.

3 o'clock on Tuesday October 26, 2004 and drinking a St. Arnold - Christmas Ale. Very very good. :biggrin:

That's right good citizen....Party on...

I recommend Captain Morgan Private Stock if you ever wanna quit drinking hard alcohol, cause once you take that you're not gonna ever want to do it again.
well...when you and another person finish the entire bottle in an hour and a half of 40% alcohol...

Thre toime has com tooo say gdnite. Tte time had come. :lol2:

whew! Natty Light was not my friend last night...

Teh Head hurts.... :bloated:

-Brian

Hhaahah! I met jermey clarkson tonigtj! he was a reannnl y nice gyt. i told hi,m he wad cool, then saccused him of being a owman because f thre olkml making up his mind. "why cant you mk e up your migng, every week your elike "this is the best cr EVER.

so he said "but the enzo was th e best car ever"..

"quicker than the F1?" i said.

he said "oh yeah,", in a what a stupid questioon manner.""" i should have asked him why the stats *(f40 3.2s 0-60) on the show were BS byt i was kidna drunk... and still lam.... well..., hi,,,,,m/ ay e i zhould bet to sleep now its really latye and it dsonly on day so ive masbaiclayy fuckel hdnsm i ujmusfu fkpi fpor the neitw weel fro noy theough th e utusaasay presntiation in tthe onl important day dfor em! ok bug sokjf fdo o\ll jmy fnd a dofj wnow fhdhh

LOmL, I'ma naot evebn gonnma triy.....

^^ 629 am, must have been a REALLY good night!!

crazayjay is now in the lead i believe. unless i missed something.

Damnit... And i promised myself i wouldn't drink again until winter break...

I'm always fucked up

lol i should of came here last night hehe, lets just say purple haze+bud ice 40's. hehe i spent like 30 mins trying to unlock my front door then i just passed out and fell against it and it opened it was never locked!

wow gotta love the fuckhign jungle juince cant eveh fcking istee ttraijgt rithe now. holy shti ineed somehfuckling sleep.llhahhahahlo.

Edit: :screwy:

Ok next time im fucked im gonna post sum random shit on here i tell thee.

sigh, so many memories of my drinking days. I really need an excuse to get shitfaced. Too bad that I have my car with me 24/7 (Especially being one of a very select few friends who carry a full license). Oh well, I suppose.

Ok next time im fucked im gonna post sum random shit on here i tell thee.
wel im piissedd out of my faeec imi wll light headed and fucje d im fndnd it willy hard to type thids post im nearly passing ouutt smiirnodd with a strwar is fucjing ace imn well caneed oohh bim eh i just had aa feag shiti i forgot wgwyat i was suppoidsed to tyrpe oh fufck it howe is every onree in this trhread dijhig areee u all poisseedd up i hope so smiirnoff with straw ouhh im caned i nthinnk i got a couple of word sright enywqqayz im haveing fun hopohe u are too
yehehhe smmmoirrnoiff!!1 hahahah hhahahahha hghgbheb
oh i neaarelyforn rggot i mixxed redbull withh the sninrnoff gikbvees u a majors ugar high well tot yah iihi

Completely waste.d. HAd am argument iwht my firned's fgirlfriend, cow cant not stick her nose in my busienss. and why isnt there ever anything good to eat when you get ho em agyter a ibig night out'? frideg is fuckignempty!

condmo riddle. how od 2 guys stleep with 2 girls speraprtely without risking infaetcoin? there are inoly 2 coneoms.

What?......God i need a drink.

so im fucking pissed. given years of typing classes im sure the clarity of my typing will make one think im not drunk. in fact, i am.

id really just like to know...what is it about women that i cant find a good makeout buddy. either women like me too much and want some ding bat relationship, or dont like me enough. all i want is a make out buddy. do girls exist that simply want to makew out? with no strings or expectations of agenda?

damn it.

Yeah you just have to go to the right parties man, or ask one of your friend's to hook you up with one of their slutty friends.

wow that was a fucking lot of beer but im typing ok os i guess it wasnt tooo fucking bad. ow well . i fuckin g lovebeer...keystone is better but busch will play...o well.

muther cukegni dimebag an @!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1dyxj taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadimebag baby'fuck uyara

The drunken tribute to Dimebag Darrell?? I'm sure he's flattered

wow...don't remember any of that...holy shit.

It happens

It happens
to the best of us

I am surprised I haven't posted drunk in here yet. Eventually I might. But the above poster(kate) may come and beat my lard ass up for it. She is about 2 1/2 hrs(by train) and approximately 170-185 miles away I am not going to incriminate myself. I don't want to have to admit to being beat up by a girl. But I am told I make more sense and spell better when I am drunk then when I am sober. Drink on! Friday night going to party though because my exams will be done for the week.

I am still trying to figure out how I got home last night and saturday night. Saturday night was the Barn X-mas party and someone threw wood into the fire pit embers blasted out and my ass was on fire. Yeah that was interesting night. Last night I don't remember last night.

ok guys.. so im wasted... soooo um thi sguy i wa sjust reaidng said he hasnt posted durnkl... isnt that the point of this post? haha just playin man.. but anyways.. what do you guy think about drivin after havin a few? cause... i eman its bound to ghappen..

I think it is really stupid. My best friend in the world was killed by a drunk driver. This was exactly 1 year to the date and time of second plane hitting the towers of 9-11. Yeah so I am feelin pretty good. My sister brought home a lot of alcohol.

How wants to bet that this thread will have an explosion of postings on Dec 31-Jan 2.

Oh the hell with it, I'll start now. Coquito here I come.
(Btw, for those not in the know, coquito is the spanish version of eggnog, but ten times more powerful), woo hoo.:lol:

TS sout (hammered)

Xmas oarty with old school frine ds tonight ! !reallay good fun, got completey hammered wit the boys and two girls i wen t=out with ba ck in the day weere givin g eachother evils all nigth, really funny shit! and one girl who was a compelte ggeek back in the day has become a cmokete sexual deviant!! haha!! couldjmnt stop lauging !

waking up in 5 hours is goiu gn to be fuckngi difficult :S

Wooooo!! it's xmas eve!!

MERRY BOURBON!!N!!@ :P:P:P:P

shitfaced. gf thinkg im waking yo early to take her to the gucci sale tomorrow mornign.. not gonna heppen!

I just got home. I 2 am fucked up. Tried cunnilingus for the first time tonite. Hope i was lickin the right hoal. Shit, I dont even knoe which 1 is the right one

Holy shit. I am having the best afternoon. Everything is so much funnnnnnnnnnn.

Wheeeee

ont feeling os good. sometihng i are didit n go down so well

Jay maybe next time try drinking without taking pills to...




:icon16:

No pills. Just a dodgy steak :icon16:

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


ands the funny thing si ? i will be twice and drunka d i am right now tomorrow night cause it's rnew years!
WHEE!