piss posts....?

hehehe guess who

hehe

WHO


Oh god

if anyone EVER comes to australia, NEVER, GET A "HAHN" BEER


oh god.

It's like 0.8 standard
and it's shit, oh shit

i don't feel greart

someone that used to hangout with streetsports. yuck

what the hell was my problem last nite?


And who the hell are you mang? [/tony montana]

Oh sweet hesus. Another 3 hours lucnh at the pib. I think I scored with this hot cfhick nam,es Prema though. All good, corry aon.,

hehehe guess who
I give up, who?

Oh man, just got back from a Friday night in town, town was deader than Tupac and Elvis (They are dead and if anyone thinks otherwise, I'll run you down in my Honda!) but I played some pool with my good man Wafer (Now an honorary WV agent).

I had 3 440 mL cans of Woodstock and Cola (Tasted like SHIT) and two Beers (Stella and Heineken- drinking flash tonight!) that I "borrowed" from a drunk mate, overall that equals somewhere close to six standard drinks (All=5% Alkie). I'm still coherent though. I think.


I'm typing the first things that come to my head, so this is probably complete crap, but who gives a shit?

I hate woodstocks as well!
Beer for me!

I MET WAFE TONIGH! HIM AND TOKSN AND MOSS A
MD ZEBNRATHREE LEFT M
Y HOUSE A BIT OAGO!

I MET WAFE TONIGH! HIM AND TOKSN AND MOSS A
MD ZEBNRATHREE LEFT M
Y HOUSE A BIT OAGO!


Plus you talked to me for like an hour! How dare you forget!

<-----------10 beers

Plus you talked to me for like an hour! How dare you forget!

<-----------10 beers

I TALNDE TO JOHN FORA NS HOUR! HE HAS A SEXXY ACESENT

Pickle, that quote in your sig is halarious!

Hangovers for everyone!

i nknow. thats why i puts its there DUH

i nknow. thats why i puts its there DUH

PICKLE IS MY HONEY!


You happy now?

mayeabe. do i gaet an elephnats?

mayeabe. do i gaet an elephnats?

no, just me. is that enogh?

no.a i wants aelaphnt.

no.a i wants aelaphnt.

i guess youre stuk in new zealand then!

imma leaving nz toa go to italy!

8:30 central standard time and I am feelin' damn good! I'm not just drink either. :grinyes:

imma leaving nz toa go to italy!
Make sure to inform me when you're heading over.











I really need to know when it's safe to go back to NZ.....

You don't wanna be my tour guide?

I'm suddenly reminded why I don't post in this forum anymore. :icon16:

My question is, has anyone here ever gotten drunk and had cybersex before? That would be awkward. :lol:

I'm suddenly reminded why I don't post in this forum anymore. :icon16:

My question is, has anyone here ever gotten drunk and had cybersex before? That would be awkward. :lol:
Do you ask because you have a story to relate?:icon16:

Sounds like it to me :iceslolan

Do you ask because you have a story to relate?:icon16:

I don't know what you're talking about! :uhoh:

Although I can't count the number of times I've stumbled in the door at 4am after a good night out, and somehow ended up chatting on msn/aim with people I don't even know... There have also been times when the memories were not so clear... :uhoh:

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hyatus got BANNED!!!??????? :sadwavey: wHY DON'T PPL TELL ME THESE THINGS??!! wHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TOO?

UI feel I have suffered a great loss that I may not be able to recover from...

AH, I didn't know him that well. :dunno:

"eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow, we ride."

Hyatus got banned a while ago, where have you been?

I think you need a few more shots to calm your nerves, then a few more to drown the sorrows.

Sorry, haven't been here for a while. Seriously, I shoulda booted from here b4 he had been, but i don't know the situation (if anyone wants to explain it to, that's your choice) so I'll shut up and post whore some more.

:rolleyes:

Read a few threads up.

J Swigz' sig:
TO ALL POSTWHORES Please note that myself as well as others no longer tolerate what seems to make you giggle with glee. If you purposefully whore up a thread and I see it, I will delete your posts and give you a nice vacation. If you persist, I will make your vacation a lengthy one. So please, keep our forums clean and make AF enjoyable for everyone

goddamit my mouse thingys fucked up.. Never never under no cirucumstances take a mouse a part to cleant he fucking roller thingys. Just go tot a walmart and by one for 99 cents and not even screw with the hairballed up mothertfucker. i tried to fix it and failed miserably, now it works like retarted mouse, which is not good in my omouses case. fuck....

HOLY SHIT GUYS

har har har, bought 6 of these earlyer!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/-Davo/random/Image031.jpg



*ed*

hey short bus, i bought one of those optical mouses, they dont have balls on them, just tha t red light thing, its a good mouse, i liek it, but sometimes the moust pointer mves and when im playing games n shit, loll, it stuffs up and i get pissed off. lol

Is that stuff better than Killians? I've never heard of carlton draught

I like it. I've never heard of killians!

Butyeah, it's really nice. Better than VB imo

Wjay<:,

Fuclk; Ui Is Evjrtyuthibs In Coakps

HOLY SHIT GUYS

har har har, bought 6 of these earlyer!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/-Davo/random/Image031.jpg



*ed*

hey short bus, i bought one of those optical mouses, they dont have balls on them, just tha t red light thing, its a good mouse, i liek it, but sometimes the moust pointer mves and when im playing games n shit, loll, it stuffs up and i get pissed off. lol
I'm hoping Carlton Draft is better than Crown......

I view this thread and I see sin.

I see the DEVIL in all of you!

The devil is manifesting himself in you all and entering your bodies through the evils of liqoeur!







That's all. As you were.

I'm hoping Carlton Draft is better than Crown......




hahahahaha oh man, crownies are just water with some yeast amd froth

It's much, much better.

Well, I love it, but I know a few who don't like it (they're spirit drinkers, go figuer!)

Fuckin god damn sons of bitches, hitting on my girlfriend, staring me down like i'm an insignificant piece of shit. My GF telling the guys that she doesn't ahve a BF....wtf, i'm so drunk and pissed off right now i could kill....and to top it off, i had to drive 30 miles home from the frrrickin club i was at......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't god have just killed me off these last few weeks when i ALMOST died............ I fuckin hate myself..

Sorry to hear it man, if it makes you feel any better the world hasn't been kind to me lately either. Start a thread in stress release when your sober.

cleaning mouse balls is so easy.....omg that sounds sick...the pc mouse balls atleast, all you have to do it pick at it, and then twist the thing back on, not to hard.

I like it. I've never heard of killians!

Butyeah, it's really nice. Better than VB imoKillians is a good beer. Never seen Carlton Draught though.

TS out (getting hammered)

I'm getting fu**ed up this weekend, my first weekend without a Girlfriend. I think that's worth celebrating, and i'm sure i'll let you all know how that goes :smile:

i am so fcuked upo erigt nwo that i cabt berytly een typer his shit out....

teeehwee!!!kj i'mg id fucked upa man.



as you w ere...titfaces ahbahahaha
.
asdfj

Reckon.

Still, no hurry eh?

no hrury to what? type is out?

youre githe man i got tlal freeakin nigh. i can tye asl low as ai want dammit!

dang, went to 2 parties and a club tonight. girls wont stop asking about my shirt. YES, i am a virgin, geez!

btw, i have a shirt that says "Trust me, I'm a virgin"
-my twin sister bought it for me for no reason, and it is skin tight! ugh

AHHAHAHAH You knew it was comin, it's been to long freakin since i pissed on this thread. A little redbull and voDKAAAAAAAA got the night off good, then some buuuud. I met one mof my chickies and tlaked and then i think i ditched her.......oh well, anyway who wants to fuckin touch me? eh? And now a ballaad of drunkendess

WHOOOA HERE SHE COMES, WATHCH OUT BOUI SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP..
WHOOOOAA HEERE SHE COMES, WACH OUT BOY SHELL SCHEW YOU UP...

SHES A MAN EATEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

CHA

nice josh, nice.

too many yeager bombs!!! (yeager or however you speell it and RED BULL) that redbull will keep you up and keep you going! i had 3 shots of that stull tonight and it is 4:54 am! i cannot sleep and i am pissed as s racehorsee. need to stop shooting that kinda stuff. this piss postt suckedds. ah well, how was the redbull and vodka? i bet it kiecked. se yaa later kiddos. sleep y time hownow.

I AM TEH FUCKING PISS0RD LOL!!!!!


cartlon draught, U DID ME GOOD!!!!


ahahahahahahah, H/EH, HE, HE, HE,H E (reg regan sty le)

SPEEKING ogf good o'l regie, i saw teh reg regan DVD tonight, HAHAHAHAH LOL, FUCKING HALARIOUS MATES1, it's awesome! HE, HE, HE,H E [/reg]


at a mates place, it's 12:41AM, and i'm nailed!

haha, klol!., HE, HE, HE,H E, HE,H E,H ,H E [/reg]

too many yeager bombs!!! (yeager or however you speell it and RED BULL) that redbull will keep you up and keep you going! i had 3 shots of that stull tonight and it is 4:54 am!
jager bombs taste like cough syrup

YAYGER bomz r ummy %4. ive hd t mchv oka titnite.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!PSOK

is my fuiend!!!!

Lownebrau did m GOOD tonih. i've had 8 of them, tome marigjuane as well, s i'm 10 kginds of messe dup. WHEEE!
!:LJBERR!
BEER!

suislide, you win tthis wekea. i dunno about next wekwe becausea i have soen seriuso plans ummmka

Mate, yeah... so p[iis
seed. went to dinner with brojekrs fore a a wine tastig,.... came seocnd and go t a bottle of cmhampagen em,.... haha... it's a big bottle theehehhe ehehe

Miller light and 3 Wisemen

Boy what a story tonight turned out to be....Haha, i found the keyboard tonight;, and all i had to do was throw up once..... I was supposed to get walked home buy some chickie tonight, but when i threw up in the trash they kcikced me out....fuckers.....I;'m writing this slowly and carefully so i can prove that i can type while sloshed off of my asss.. Yah my buds came and picked me ;up, what a group of friends eh, it's time to go for a walk and mayabe head back towards campus....uoh god.....her name was katie, that's all i remember about the chickie, but that's ok cause i have a good date tomorrow with an even better looking babe. Tongihts lesson, do not drink 3 wisemen, cause you'll get f.u.b.a.r

and them cards bpulled it off oi....haha i had to make an aussie reference it's so funny how they talk....i think, wow i gonna stop typing and sober up a little bitsies.

click

I'm drunk yay...
Last day of work I quit my lowsey fucking job today... woot fo me.

Only one problem I have to sneak back in and uninstall AIM on my work PC cause its set to autologin. That could be bad...

Mate, yeah... so p[iis
seed. went to dinner with brojekrs fore a a wine tastig,.... came seocnd and go t a bottle of cmhampagen em,.... haha... it's a big bottle theehehhe ehehe
how did I miss this? :(

:iceslolan

I felt like such shit waking up for work the next morning. I did get a nice bottle of champagne for all the trouble i went to tasting all those wines though :D

Some of the wines (the ones i disliked, incidentally) turned out to be old, and pretty expensive (£300+). The wine i liked best of the whole evening was just over £15. Cheap date over here everybody!! :D