piss posts....?

Makers Mark and Johnny Walker is where itsat

I set a personal best on halloween, 10 beers, never had that many before in one night. I'm still feeling it, but I still went to school and even drank tonight.

Holy shit I am hungover...

i would have been drunk twice this week, i missed one of the parties because they left 5 minutes before i got there, damn lateness, and last night my friends were douchebags and changed plans and i couldn't go because i need a fake ID.

Seagram's 7. Nice night. Tomorrow night will probably be the same...

My boyfriend hasn't talked to me in 4 days...I have to work tomorrow. I want to be a skydiver. That'd be nice. And join the peace corp. And move to Sweden. Open a DZ and move to the scandinavia. Can I major in that?

Fuck college. It's hard.

be a vagabond.

You're both drunk. But aren't we all, it's 12:40 on a saturday morning.

getting krunked tonight, won't be posting because i'll be to busy drinking, then doing stuff, then people, then sleeping.

Bears won bithcesa!!

Mucho beers for me tonite! Unh huh...

I posted last and Iwill post again. Mucho liquor for me tonight. Its my older cousin's birthday (26) and he's finally not on parole or in prison. Great to have the family back for the holidays. I wish my lady were here so i could really celebrate... oh well

now my gol is to see how many times in a row I can post in this thread. I' uber drunk right now. my friend's 24th bday was today. mucho alco...

i just broke your string of posts :P

i'm just posting to let ppl know that i'll most likely be sober for the next 3 weeks since i need all the computing power my brain can offer. it's exam period starting tuesday. i've got exams the 7th, 13th, 20th and 22nd..... actually that's a lie i'll probably get completely trashed after every exam just to celebrate the end of each course, in fact, i think i'll make that a tradition.

i just broke your string of posts :P

i'm just posting to let ppl know that i'll most likely be sober for the next 3 weeks since i need all the computing power my brain can offer. it's exam period starting tuesday. i've got exams the 7th, 13th, 20th and 22nd..... actually that's a lie i'll probably get completely trashed after every exam just to celebrate the end of each course, in fact, i think i'll make that a tradition.

thats what i do. ahh back when i was at ou, i hardly remember exam week.

I'm so sober right now.

I love Chris. I love Chris. I'm so incredibly drunk, and I shouldn't be, but I love my boyfriend. Today was last day of finals. Woo!

Anyway, ;m happy shcool is over. thank god. i think/hope i made it t horuough the semester. i'm going to england in 5 fdays. for a month. hly shit tht's a lot of boyfriend time. but it's ok because i love mine. i'm such a bitch sometimes, but he still loves me. hopeffully. i thin k he's sleeping now, so we can't talk. that sucks. goodnight, i should sleep tpo.

but he still loves me. hopeffully.

He still loves you.

He still loves you.

Woo! Thank God. I was freaking out there for a minute....

Wow, passionate drunks.....

I'd make piss post, but if I'm drunk, I'm usually far far far from the computer.

I'd make piss post, but if I'm drunk, I'm usually far far far from the computer.

me2, i did have a pretty good one though in another thread... i managed to drag it up its pretty funny

my dfirat nbuight T ohio university nD ITS FUCKING gewTR., VFERkin \sqwwerret lol thia ia hul,RIOUASDFsda. iok im fine noiw... uyou know what., my miustangs not ythe fASTERWAR BUT I LOVE IRTT.

translation?

translation?

my dfirat nbuight T ohio university nD ITS FUCKING gewTR., VFERkin \sqwwerret lol thia ia hul,RIOUASDFsda. iok im fine noiw... uyou know what., my miustangs not ythe fASTERWAR BUT I LOVE IRTT.

ok translation...

my first night at ohio university and its fucking great. Very sweet lol this is hilarious. ok im fine now... you know what, my mustangs not the fastest but i love it.

i think thats all correct. not positive though. but yes, that was the first night i was ever there. good way to start off college :bigthumb:

:rolleyes:

^to this all page

well i'm drunk as a bug. today was last day of business communications class and we went to the bar after class... then another bar... then another bar... then another bar... kinda hooked up with this girl in my class. i love the fact that i can type while i'm drunk... sometimes. it was a light night tonight, 7 beers and 5 1/2 long islands. i wanted to finish my other half but they kicked us out the bar. only one final to take on tuesday and im done for the semester. hope im not hung over at work tomorrow. last saturday was murder

I didn't even break up with my bf tonight. but I did return all his stuff to him and I took all my stuff out of his house. did he bother to call me back? NO! I should ban him. asshole. fucking long islands. I wish I drank more. I can still type on my treo. with such small buttons I shouldn't be able to do anything including type. I am so fat. no one will want me. I should just go away from the world.

Sangria! fun night, not even over, i'm so happy the semester's over. Didn't do too hot but i worked hard and desrves a night out! met an awsome girl, going to the city w/ her this weekdn, going to corpsegrinder's house now, he bought $100 worth of beer just now, he really looks like him, except he's got a neck. crazy fucker,. i think this is my piss post cherry popper, probably cuz i'm back home and sober enough still.

woooooooooooooo go christmas.

im still recovering.

last night pre christmas bash went and drank a 40 of steel reserve, hour later, 2 sam adams, 4 shots hennessy, 5 shots jager, 7 shots bacardi.

threw up twice, don't remember doing it really.

wow, very drunk. its almost fucking six am, jesus, and no work tomorrow, its like the gods were on my side tonite, and more than just for that. hope everynone's having a great vacation

wow livestyles suck and gorguts rule, ufck i'm gone, and its bithcin cold here, finaly , time to go snowboarding! i'm on top of the fucking world right now!

i was gonna post something last night, but i was too busy with a girl, it was a fun night, i got really drunk, but not sloppy, and i sobered up before getting back to her room. it was a frosh week reunion, engineering frosh (engfrosh) to be exact. we were broken up into groups and each group has a reunion at some point during the year, well this wasn't my group, and not many frosh showed up, but i twas really fun.

oh and i also got cattle prodded lol. the only thing is that the batteries were really cold, maybe a little old as well, so it really wasn't that bad. i was quite dissappoinnted

cattle prodded?

http://www.abc.net.au/rural/sa/img/Overuse_of_Cattle_Prods.jpg

Used to administer a painful shock to animals to get them moving.

/off topic

Whee!!!



That's all I got right now. Alcohol is good.

well, it's a start. carry on, we expect a proper piss post within the nest half hour!

Hell, it took me 1/2 hour to type that little bit.

:lol2:

happy valentines day, very tequila'd up. well its inot valentines day but its is for me, cuz yesterday was a deathtrap for driving.

I went to my local dive and it was dead, so I stayed an hour, went to hess, bought a six pack of Bud(NOT LIGHT) and I'm drinking at home, doing stupid shit online, not totally un-enjoying mysel;f but realistically this still sucvks!!!!

wow i am wasted, holy holy holy fuck
i smoked so much much weed, it is so fucking hilarious, holy holy fuck

i also am fucking wasted, drinking after working out gets you so much fucking wasteder, it's so fucked, ha ha ha ha ha.

anyways fuck, i'm out.

hehe drank a 12 and a guinness to myself tonight but my friends were bitches and didn't drink plus i worked out so it hit me even harder lol. im fucking wasted like you have no idea. anyways i'm prolly gonna pass out

At least you drank something manly like Guiness.

We know you're a bit "soft" sometimes.

I have to say I've been hitting the Whiskey a lot lately (Long story short I do not want to be here in NZ), but I hope this post should at least prove you do not have to post like a retard when you get sloshed on knows what spirit.

At least you drank something manly like Guiness.

We know you're a bit "soft" sometimes.

yeah well i had never had guiness before and i figured i might as well get used to it before st patty's day. found out i love the black stuff.

p.s. i completely forgot that i posted here last night.... also forgot who i called and what was said... as well as a few msn conversations and facebook wall posts. the wall posts were funny but i deleted them before people could see the drunkeness, i swear the posts were so drunkenly done you could smell beer through the screen.

Baahh!!

Just finished bolign. AB is bset techer ever!!! I kicked ass!

Drunk happy st parttys day afers!!!!!

happy st patricks day, i'm not drunk right now because i don't have enough money to be able to get drunk now and tonight so i'll be shitfaced in 15 hours.

Drunk right now.....really drunk, unfortunately not for St Patty's, just because it is Spring Break and I had some time to kill. :p

i was gonna type something drunk but i'm too drunk to type anything that won't get me banned so i won't type anything. happy st pat's

i love spring break, i got a free pitcher of beer.

never try to outdrink someone who gets the name moose from being able to drink ALOT. i did that, monday at about 11:30 as soon as the campus pub opened we go, have a few pitchers, anyways i had a bit too many and ended up passing out in the engineering lounge that i spend alot of time in, but anyways, getting completely wasted on a monday afternoon is not a goot idea

hi. Im drunk right now and I figured id post it in her since COT sucks latelt. yea I said it cit sucks. I like rum.

what brand of rum?

fuhcm thge world..ikm drunk and loving it...u onlyt liveonce and might as we,llnennjoy it whikeknut still qalive.


2vp baby, betsb recogbniexze

Gosh! Can someone cget rid or my hiccups? I like beer.

so i'm not drunk, but i found some cider in the fridge and started drinking, i had two (which is about the equivalent of three american beers) and i found out that i really like the stuff. i'm really tired because of the lack of sleep last night, but that mixed with a very mild buzz (drank them both in the last few minutes, goes down really easily, you don't even notice you drank it) makes for a very enjoyable, relaxing time.

My boyfriend likes to drink that cider stuff. I can't remember the name of it to save my life. I had some once..it's ok. I still prefer my foo-foo drinks with the umbrella.

i've had strongbow, that stuff isn't bad, this stuff was Growers granny smith apple cider (i had the bottle right beside my computer from last night lol) and it's not the kind of thing i'd drink to get drunk (it just doesn't feel right getting drunk off of something that tastes like stuff you drank when you were 5) but it tastes pretty good.

Strongbowns.

Why does tequila hit me so much harder than otther alcohol? Gosh...

Man cookies ae being made, just rearranged he furniture drunk which exaplins how it looks not. Goi g to post office towmoorrow and sending stff. Can I get some pot in my life?

I'm a loser.

Colin's making man cookies without me?

*cries*