piss posts....?

Woooooooo Ottawa's Going To The Cup!!!!!! First Time I've Been Drunk With Family

wasted
very wasted
hehehehehehehehehe
drank something, like alot, in about 2 or 3 hours, want to screw, girl in red top, half japanese, mmmmm, sex.

I'm durknk.

^^^^^^^^

GREAT!!! ME TOO!!!

Hopefully you got that way watching the Ducks win the Stanley Cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hennesy on the rocks x 10 Bad idea..... it took me about 5 min to type this right now back to drinking i goooo fucksaa's

Bandit Out haha

Duuuuude! Im drunk and hap to pee and skipped a crucieal stuep when i actually pee.

I wioped. and then peed. and then realized my mistake. good think i've got all you guys who care to share this with.

Thanks guys!

^^

Most pathetic thing ever.

haha yeah pretty much

Glad someone agrees.

Wow, glad you could share that with us

Hellllloooooo!! i'm gone. jus gone. nver around ne more but wow., so much shit in the past couple monts that i havn been here but now, jus got outta jailtime, luckuy shit, not caring about spelling, fuck you, its piss post, love u all , nicol just textd me about something aaobut harry potter, said shes a nerd, haha, yea i was in the bakc of a cop car then, umm, af's my homepage so i feel like i'm good to share that here nd yea, dont bring a keg to som prking lot and drink wit 30 pple.. ittl get you arrested.

o yeah im fine btw, virgina's my frined, works at the clarkstwn pig station and was wit me and got me out of toruble, im good, no nothig, stupid idea, i dunno, drunk, bye

nicol just textd me about something aaobut harry potter, said shes a nerd, haha

YES! Dude, I was in line to see the Harry Potter movie at 2:30 in the morning. Saw it in IMAX and the last 20 minutes was 3D. Sweet...

I'm not drunk yet, but by the end of tonight, I plan on it...maybe.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude! Thank god my roommate drove.... yeah, that's all.

After they start back the draft(and they will) all the american men 18/26 years of age will have to go play army and look for road side bombs.The illegal mexicans here dont even register so they can stay and keep your girlfriends occupied........

Too bad the illegal aliens wont be drafted.I guess someone has to stay here and take care of the soldiers women for them while they are gone....

After they start back the draft(and they will) all the american men 18/26 years of age will have to go play army and look for road side bombs.The illegal mexicans here dont even register so they can stay and keep your girlfriends occupied........


There is not going to be another draft. And if there is, the rest of the world will be like "OMG LOL, LAND OF THE FREE? AMERICA SUKZ ROFL"

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy birthday dear I'm not complaining that no one has made a thread for me because I'm too drunk to care....

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy Birthday to me!

Happy birthday dear I'm not complaining that no one has made a thread for me because I'm too drunk to care....

Happy Birthday to me!
Join the club... chalk me up for another shitty ass birthday. I must have pissed off God a good one b/c the last month he's opened up his giant cosmic anus and shit on my life. If it wasn't for my 1/2 empty bottle of riesling, I might actually give a damn.

Happy Birthday girls. :wave:

Wish I could join the party. :frown: :cheers:

Happy Birthday girls. :wave:

Wish I could join the party. :frown: :cheers:

Ha, some effing party... I'm stuck in the shitty ass Nation's Capital in some crappy ass hotel drinking shitty wine. God I hate my life.

Do you have to go to work tomorrow??

Oh my god, I'm old. Oh my god. Oh my god. Time for my 1/4 life crisis. Oh my god. Shit, I'm old.

Blindside... Yes, yes I do. I get to deal with some angry 7th grade innercity DC Metro kids tomorrow morning. I am so fully of self pity right now. It's so sad.

Crap. I thought you might have the day off. Then I'd tell you to cheer up. But I can't do that anymore. :frown:

Call in sick. Screw the little bastards!! :iceslolan

I can't call in sick... I'm the only effing person who even does their damn job... today my coworker came in an HOUR late... with NO advance warning. Fuck, man, fuck. I am too drunk to even care that I'm cursing.

I think you should show up tomorrow with a bottle of wine in your hands, hair all messed up, and bloodshot eyes. :iceslolan

Oh, and of course, cursing like a pirate.

I have to kiss everyone's ass, as always. There is an end-of-year bonus up for grabs this year, and I need the money... it's not a want, it's a need. I have to pay off my last credit card so I can get a new bike. Until then, it's ass-kissing central... I have to kiss peoples' asses that don't do a damn thing. I mentally shut down a month ago... I am so burnt out I can barely even function, and by the end of each day I'm on the verge of tears.

Ok, now I'm depressed. Geez, thanks a lot. :p

No problem... it's what I do. I'm drunk now... I should sleep off this wine so I can make it to the school on-time tomorrow, since today was a total fucking bust. 5:45am will come FAR too soon. :(

Good luck tomorrow. :)

I had a pretty good birthday. I started drinking at like 3 with my friend from work who also had a birthday yesterday...I was gone by like, 6. And then the rest of the night is kind of....uh....forgettable?

I have to kiss everyone's ass, as always. There is an end-of-year bonus up for grabs this year, and I need the money... it's not a want, it's a need. I have to pay off my last credit card so I can get a new bike. Until then, it's ass-kissing central... I have to kiss peoples' asses that don't do a damn thing. I mentally shut down a month ago... I am so burnt out I can barely even function, and by the end of each day I'm on the verge of tears.
I hate to hear you like that Tangie:frown: but days like those are what got me out of teaching and into corrections; they can try to fuck with me if they want to!:evillol: :evillol: :evillol: PM me if you wish to talk; I've been there.

it sucks that you gotta wait on other poeple just to get something done dont ya think! like if somebody (i aint mentioning any names) told you to meet them out somewhere at 5pm but you dont show till 530pm and they turn around and tell you that your not allowed to be late but theyre allowed to be late about every day! that dont sound right does it!!!:screwy:

wow tangie, that really sucks. i sort of know how you feel though (not the whole ass kissing part, i've never had to kiss ass) because i almost completely burned out monday night. i have been working and doing school, work starts at 7am and sometimes i don't get home until 10-10:30pm. school is from 7pm-10pm monday and wednesday, 7:30-10:30 tuesday. i'm so behind in school it isn't even funny, i've got to write two labs and do two prelabs by tuesday. one of the labs is a formal report, the other is just a normal lab, and the two prelabs are long. it had been about 2 weeks since i had more than 6hrs of sleep, and i'm working in the hot sun all day, i was fucking tired.

but just think that you'll be making some kind of a difference in these kids lives. whether or not it's true doesn't really matter, just tell yourself that, it might help you some.... of course cheap wine also helps tones.

Back to the bottle again tonight, but in a good way... I'm feeling really mellow.

I had one of my lil 7th graders give me a birthday card today. It was all hand-made with cardstock and crayons, and all the notes were hand-written. It is quite possibly one of the sweetest things I've ever gotten from a kid. I can't wait to go back to the office in Pittsburgh and brag about how the kids love me. I wish I could pack one of these lil kiddos up in my suitcase and take them home with me... but my roommate already threatened death if I try. hahaha

so, let me explain. i just worked over 5hrs of fucking striping wood, and haven't eaten any breakfast, and haven't drank any water, and i went out to get some drinks with my co workers, and i am pretty wasted at about 6:30, but have been drunk for much longer. alcohol hits you much harder and faster after you've worked a full day, than when you haven't worked at all.

btw i have been reading this whole thing out loud in a fucking scottish accent because for some reason i resort to speaking scottish when i'm drunk.

saturntangerine (i hope that's how you spell it) I TAKE IT (oops capslock) that you probably at least somewhat like your job. good luck with that shit, i know i wouldn't be able to teach little fuckers younger than about 14-16. takes a special person to teach those who still need to grow alot, and you seem pretty down to earth so you should be good.

i should probably end this before i embarass myself too much

guess who's drunk... MEEEEEE.

yeah so i got drunk, my friends tried to find me, i tried to find them. they went to the strip club without me, i think they drove right by me, anyways, i hung out with a bunch of army guys and chatted a bunch. now i'm going to bed. i've got to work in 4hrs. not looking forward to it AT ALL

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STILLERS!!!!

If you can't translate that, you don't know what you're missing. I'm not "drunk" but I am totally feeling it. Dayum I'm such a loser.

Club Wet is great. So many women to choose from on the dance floor. I ownz teh womenz

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I had the most AWESOMEST time tonight! Got my krunk on, rode some bitchin rollercoasters at the GREATEST classic amusement park of ALL TIME!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennywood

OH HELLZ YEAH!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Rock on, Oktoberfest, rock on!!!!!

Tyrus Thomas was at Shadow Bar tonight!!! I love that guy! ...and long live McDonalds guy

So Im sitting here slightly drunk and just felt i should tell the whole world; i know nobody cares but neither do i. peace

I didn't get as drunk as I really wanted to tonight but its for the best since I have to wake up in about 4 hours. Why do I do this to myself???

well i'm really making up for lost time, this is the 4th time i've been drunk since thursday. it's like i take 3 weeks off, then i take it easy for two weeks or three (only drank once a week) then i go on a bit of a binge. also it doesn't look as though it's going to let up any time soon, i've got alot of engineering events, so sobriety is out of the question.

we've got this event that we call DUSTED (drinking unsuspecting small town establishment dry) and that's going to be a shitshow, also got a semi formal coming up, and a couple of other things. not to mention friends will probably ask me to go out so that adds to the drinking.

some of my friends told me they think i'm an alcoholic, but i'm really not. i just have alot of friends who like to drink, i like to drink, but they'll ask me to go drink and i'll go along with them, i don't drink alone or anything, i just drink with friends often.

not drunk tonight but i do know that if i hear one more person "remind" me to set my clock back im going adolf on everyone.

w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

I like Barefoot's Shiraz. I am quite happy with myself, and I love being drunk!

such a great role model for all those little kids she teaches ;)

such a great role model for all those little kids she teaches ;)
Shhhhhh you!

Don't make me smack your knuckles with a ruler! Wait, I'm not Catholic! Whatev! Do your homework or some shit.

i'm still kind of drunk. i woke up hammered at 9:30 and now i'm just slightly drunk. beermiles make you get fucked up (that's where you chug a beer, run a lap, chug, run, chug, run, chug, run. if you puke before you finish, you run a penalty lap). i also ended up grinding a coxie from the rival university in my city.

Bowling = Beer = This

piss

post :D

Kicker sucks butt. I am drunk. That is all.

I am Chris, MILF conqueror.

I am Chris, heffer conqueror.
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^what the deuce!?

I was too drunk to even try to make any progress with the girls we got to come home with us last night. Terribly disappointed in myself :disappoin

welcome to AF

anyways i ended up back home after alot of beers with friends, called up a friend from high school, and i'm gonna visit her for a few days the weekend after next, plus she invited me to her post semester nursing party. so i'll probably end up hooking up with either her or one of her nursing friends. so although tonight i'm all alone, i've got plenty of stuff to look forward to in the near future. i seem to be meeting potentials left, right, and center these past 3 or 4 weeks.

I am Chris, MILF conqueror.
You will PM me the pictures or it didn't happen!:grinyes: If not, you will conquer another and PM me pictures.:grinyes:

I honestly think I turn into the best DJ when I am drunk ladies free till 11 MILFs see above Tim Tebow WTF!