piss posts....?

oh fuck.... we are going to get a lot of posts in here tonight eh? I'm getting started on the alcolu right now

Good man, you go drink your alcolu

Good man, you go drink your alcolu
That's what it's really called here :)

Ahh, ya learn something new everyday, dont ya.

staring at the wall cuz nobody is on right now cuz its really late and everyones asleep and i can't sleep and that ssucuks cuz i have school and work but its fridaty and that is good cuz then its the weekend and no moer school for two days and WHEEEEEEEE!

i just pissssssed off and on a muscle car out front just so i could participate in this forum

shit...fucking beer...never thougth iw as an angry drunk but i honestly wanna fucking beat the shit out of somebody right now...probly wont remember this tomorrow but im fucking pissed off for no mother fucking reason

Jesus. Smirnoff Double Black. Nasty.

O hell...gonna be a long night. 4:45 and I'm already buzzed.

holy fucking shit...tom collins+gin n juice isnt good for ya
son of a bitch i see 3 screens right now...hope i typed uright

Pretty fucking shitfaved at the moment. dinner then club then casino then resyaruant til 4 am.. im ging to feel like shit when i w ak eup )

I'm p[retty stoned right now. Need a nap.

OZ, your sig always reminds me of a little smeared happy face dude riding on a motorcycle in the wind.... weird.. I just looked at it for the first time to see what it actually iz.

I Like Vodka!!!

howdy, howdit goin?

abother og my pisd [psts/
ptrttu off my hwad rught now..................
carton of wodstoxk and colal swwwweeeeeeeeeeet!

gotz my leicence yestryday, car a wrrk week agoo......vl commie mate.

domt knowe wgat i am doiung, do I will enf it nows.

cuas laterds!!!!@! :eek7::evillol::loser::rolleyes::iceslolan:smile:

Damn...that almost beats one of mine from a while back...almost

so i shook this guys hand tonight.. he was in a band... anyways he was on a band.. he tells me that his name is Kyle. so I ask him.. are you gonna be around in a while?





ohhhhhhh fuck i've never held a laugh in so badly.

o.O























Your all a bunch of drunks.

I'm not drunk, what the hell are you talking about?

Man this thread has really slowed down, i think i'm gonna have to do something about it next weekend hopefully.

hasnt it been a near year since this threads been on? lol

hellsos
fucks, im psissed assss fuckes

hehtrlloos
1.2 bot;es pf bunndys man ib fuckef

mu mate us pidded as me

i got a car mpe\\\\\ nooew,-.

i dud sone dofdue panell beeting yoday, my car is drntrt out nowx.
kkkkkkkkkkkk

ffuccked, sleepage nowz//////////...


fighsts on eay hwme feom patru\ partu\y. dtp[r him..:evillol:e








eho wantsd pie?????

Been drinking white belgian beer from 5pm.... pretty damn shit faced. dont be fooled by the correct spellin,g, it's taken me forever to type this :)

*headbang*

our drummercfuckingsucks, not nhitting backspace at allee, hickups setting in, fuckedup off my fucking ass, wanna see how well ican do this, jaeger meister is met.al.

forgot...\m/\m/

damn, itr took me about 32 minutes to find rhis.... ok now i dan go to mbed...... ok, a liyylr littple concntration, now i can go to bed.... ogt it....n o got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

HAY wats up im new. NOVAS RULE

^U drunk? no. im buzzed though!!! this weekend i will be teh drunk dude and i'll leave my comp set up so it doesn;t take me teh 32 mins toi find my way heres

man, it took me 32 minutes to find the piss posts that nite, it only took me 5 minutes tonite, i think i'll remember where it is now....

So stond right now. GOiing to make canna scrambled eggs for breakfast. here is the recipek,.

2 eggs
1 rasher bacon, chopped
splash of milk
1-2g finely chopped bud
sprinkle of chives
bit of white/red onion chopped

Fry bacon and onion in olive oil. Mix egg, milk, pepper, chives and bud in a bowl with a fork until smooth. Tip over bacon and onion when they are golden. When nearly cooked all the way through, stir thoroughly. Serve on hot white toast with sesame seeds, with garlic butter.

http://cannabis.community.forums.ozstoners.com/

:lol2:

Get in the kitchen and make me some pie, bitch :loser:

Ahhhh.......BEER. So much more than a breakfast drink.


:iceslolan

I've beeeen drinking VB since my girlfriends dad got me on it, every time i go see the man he gives me a beer, and it's always a vb, so i've develeoleoped a soft spot and OMG good song! good song!, and ffor VB, it's bottled, and on tap it's nice to. I never use to like it, now i do i guess. it's alot like Carlton Draught, but not as good.

VB? Is that Victoria Bitter?

Its oficialy my bday but Ive been drinkin since yestterday.. woo hoo.

TS past out

just made it to florida... wasted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its oficialy my bday but Ive been drinkin since yestterday.. woo hoo.

TS past out
:lol2:

I'd forgotten all about this thread...

gdaty

i am australians

gday, ojj habe, I already saidf thats

whatsd atre youre up tod?


I FOUdnf yhr thresda













hry\\ey
thus keuboard aint dehingef \for drunk cynts

whoss? up

farkl 1/3 bottl;e cougar, 5 beeers,, 1/2 bottle vodka 1/4 bottle bundy and 16 yedrs\\ars old

BEAT TGAT?!!?@

Fark









3 breads and a beer ledt!

I AM JEBUS!


HA!@



gbye~@!#@@!$%$@#%

I've beeeen drinking VB since my girlfriends dad got me on it, every time i go see the man he gives me a beer, and it's always a vb, so i've develeoleoped a soft spot and OMG good song! good song!, and ffor VB, it's bottled, and on tap it's nice to. I never use to like it, now i do i guess. it's alot like Carlton Draught, but not as good.


VVYG\\\ VB!



CRAP!!!!!!! fick\\\ark thats1!!21@

Every drink poooo in s bottel?@# VB is itS!$@#

bahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahh

howdy, howdit goin?

abother og my pisd [psts/
ptrttu off my hwad rught now..................
carton of wodstoxk and colal swwwweeeeeeeeeeet!

gotz my leicence yestryday, car a wrrk week agoo......vl commie mate.

domt knowe wgat i am doiung, do I will enf it nows.

cuas laterds!!!!@! :eek7::evillol::loser::rolleyes::iceslolan:smile:

checkubg back on therw threwad
I rote thast?
farkein
2 more bttr\\\eersd foen down!!!!@?!@! I carn write ggood!@!!!@!#
daerk I amsd off my tit!@

I wrote win the wqoter@ quote@!@!#!@, thgat U\I got em iceence I1 day ago, THATS IN FEBYARGY!GEBYARY>>FEBAURY!!(thats right?)




I am teh posthorse ehh, whore! I could fo gor on of thise riht now, SECX! PAID FOR!!!!


Dusde Is thers a way to stol tje podt rwpky button? BEDIDES BANNING@?#@ if theres is tI neesd IT!

bahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahahh

ha, goodb bloke, goosda lobe the underages drinkersa ehh!


cab I abuse people right niowe?
againd, can I abusr\e peopel roght now?
fark!!!!
can I pays oute peop;e drunl?k
ok
can I abuse people when I am drunk? (mr mods asir?+

ok, I am stragihting out.

damn, I typed them last things? my head is drilling

I better, drink watter then sleep, hey....

I outta be slapped.
I would delete thouse posts, but I find them humourous






SLEEP TIME!!?@!

Not bad not bad. But a 15 shots of 110 prf ghetto vodka in 45 minutes will have a better effect on you for future reference.

I nkeft this ope n so ui jeno wher ei was typoeun!!! i am teh mater!@1

I nkeft this ope n so ui jeno wher ei was typoeun!!! i am teh mater!@1

HELL YEA!!

OK...what does that mean. Dman I never drank so much in my life...that was about, 2 bottles worth. Shit, I feel better. I must say, porcelin is a very good friend.

I don't even want to think what you're like after two more beers :p

ehh, shit.
Someone posted me a link to this on msn, I can't even remember making it home to the computer.
It feels like there is a loud machinary fair in my head and everybody is there.

Are pissposts tax deductable?

I hate the after affects. Freakin' insane insomnia. And I dont' drink beer. I drank like 2/3 of a bottle of rum and then some. LIke 1/4 bottle of tequila and some vodka. Man...im never do that again till later on tonight as in Sunday night.

Jonno, nice posts man! :thumbsup:

Jonno, nice posts man! :thumbsup:

Hows it going?
im a bindge drinker, AND I FUCKIN KNOW IT!

drank a fair bit tonoght, not too drunk, although it is wearing off now

its fuckin cold! 2 jumpers, beanie and I am srill cold as...

damn, this is probably mu first post in this thread thast readable :disappoin

making a few \fuck ups in the typuing, not really bothering to ficx them, this looks lijke an A grade to my recent discraces :grinno:

so, what have yous been up to? 5:30am here, walked homein the freezing cold mates crashed out noew and I aint tyred...or should that be tired/??

well screw it, just trying to show thst i dont get so fucked every time that a I just mash the keyboard and hope it makes words :evillol:


well, off to some oher internet sites, lets see what crap this world wide web has to offer eyie?

...Jonno out!

COmel[te;y ficomg shitvaced /

ghavent een out ougfo rsuch aol ngitme that it trealy titidint take nr took long to get asterd. my eha dof his going ot nehayt tomroroowow morrongig but its compteley worh tit., this giorl si w wa sbirh stibtday and s he w aoys on ley 198 but iehoy motheuci sh ewa hto :)suj

relayyr felt tike lfubiiifng her but it dont hit nk my gf woukd be too ahypey about tit t to si ot now it comeng iro sileep webecausu e ihsve blots of shit to sdo tomror nw:S

COmel[te;y ficomg shitvaced /

ghavent een out ougfo rsuch aol ngitme that it trealy titidint take nr took long to get asterd. my eha dof his going ot nehayt tomroroowow morrongig but its compteley worh tit., this giorl si w wa sbirh stibtday and s he w aoys on ley 198 but iehoy motheuci sh ewa hto :)suj

relayyr felt tike lfubiiifng her but it dont hit nk my gf woukd be too ahypey about tit t to si ot now it comeng iro sileep webecausu e ihsve blots of shit to sdo tomror nw:S


I dont think i've ever read you this incoherent, must have had a hell of a night man... :wink:

Sorry Jay, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch

Oh man. I don't even understand half of what i was trying to type there. Twas a good night :D

COmel[te;y ficomg shitvaced /

ghavent een out ougfo rsuch aol ngitme that it trealy titidint take nr took long to get asterd. my eha dof his going ot nehayt tomroroowow morrongig but its compteley worh tit., this giorl si w wa sbirh stibtday and s he w aoys on ley 198 but iehoy motheuci sh ewa hto :)suj

relayyr felt tike lfubiiifng her but it dont hit nk my gf woukd be too ahypey about tit t to si ot now it comeng iro sileep webecausu e ihsve blots of shit to sdo tomror nw:S

I think my piss post from mid-December has been beaten. Congrats.

I think my piss post from mid-December has been beaten. Congrats.

HERRO! ASIAN)ENGRISH!!!!!

I ams fiucked as!@ thes last linbe toolk me 3000 minuters, I means 4 munt\\\\FUCK@#@!3munutes..c;oosut enougher?!@>#

fahddsjkth;d;fhsdfpewtuyhat ps
dudfe I bewruts my pewrsonal beastof alsnol!

2bottels bundy rumn, woodsatocks 3 and 5 bers at 16 yearsa!!@ I anm writungeio etter thansd I wsas lassat nigh!~

or am sa i?

theh ebter btuuoreo is coolw!~~!~! sck cunt enerer,fuck asghun!~ enter button is a ssick cunter!@ - thid last butr took 5 minuterwrs@

shght zI got smoeksdd this etome?! dones enyone want shepards piwe? I gorh I minuteyre paie with potatoe and metart

thery hkeboufs fuck, i hadfe had 3 beeaers in the timew sof this posrty!! I AM thei masdyter! ciss mry shoes!@?!

2pqs. fuck, slowoer tueping noe.

2pac is a fuckinf ledged! I woulsd aloosw a limb so he vban be alivea gain!

itsd tfucvling cld!

madhing burrond timr@

ekdshf;sdjkagfhdjfhsdjfhajkdfhadhfdflhkjjafhdlhjka s

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I saif HOE!

paety wasdh the pahsdt!@ crankedf ity had literr dunrk custs lsook ing for beear and smokeds for emr s@]

I amds fuckeed wasfrted as!


BLEH!


i mighe get beanned or gthis but fuck, I albdm loving itewh sno!


I qwamma makreas worsd1

hows buetlteoeu as a wotr?

I havneb hi shidt and buteom wourdked out@

COLDNWERSS!

masnd u I am gonna xhunker

nahm.. I wouemnt1@1!

I kbow barry~2@!

fcuk aas hhere fcuk is da shop hwere!

I weant chickesa@!

tiem ms to abuse peo;ep pm MSN!




tadk je it eas;y!

holy shit man you need help :lol:
im the barry he speaks of BTW :lol:

I think my piss post from mid-December has been beaten. Congrats.


I can't think of anything that's topped the Swigz Josh post from last may though... :evillol:

This thread is seeing some action again.

Nice :smokin: