piss posts....?

Whete the fuck am I? god i fucckin hope im at home or ese oim breaking and entering. theres some shit i wanna tae awaty from this ight some shit i wanna forget, time to down scothc b the bottlefull.

Tivo Rules!!!

sao ime watned a bomdfire amd i wmet to start ome..necaus ejow muhcm fum wome uld that me? dsoming and dsingim admd DRQIMING?! aromd th e nomd fire/ so iw ge rt otwood amd a liter. nit it wouldm lite. so i thought.t.t.t. wmat lites om fire?! ALMOACHOL!! ago i sgo get me a botlel of 252 amd raktes some swimgs wile i'm awalk im and i ppout some on, amd them i wemt ot liewi ti amd alemx rook it from me?!#> i wad lite whar the feeeeark man?! itw'll b e fum/ amy was. jappy laorub ary weekthen! comd wwotn amd amparty if our s im the areaSSSSSSSSS!@!!! wooooooooooooooooooohpppppppppp hooollaaaa at caj!

Yikes...drunken bonfires. Those never turn out good.

sao ime watned a bomdfire amd i wmet to start ome..necaus ejow muhcm fum wome uld that me? dsoming and dsingim admd DRQIMING?! aromd th e nomd fire/ so iw ge rt otwood amd a liter. nit it wouldm lite. so i thought.t.t.t. wmat lites om fire?! ALMOACHOL!! ago i sgo get me a botlel of 252 amd raktes some swimgs wile i'm awalk im and i ppout some on, amd them i wemt ot liewi ti amd alemx rook it from me?!#> i wad lite whar the feeeeark man?! itw'll b e fum/ amy was. jappy laorub ary weekthen! comd wwotn amd amparty if our s im the areaSSSSSSSSS!@!!! wooooooooooooooooooohpppppppppp hooollaaaa at caj!

Lemme try and translate this one:

"So i wanted a bonfire and i went to start one..because how much fun would that be? drinking and drinking around the fire? So i go get the fire wood and a lighter and it wouldn't light. So i thought "what lights a fire?!"..... ALCOHOL! so i go get myself a bottle of 252 and take some swigs and while i'm awake i put some on and and then i went to sleep and alex took from me!!! how would i light the fire man!? we had fun. and I was happy about my weekend! come down and party if you're in my area!!! *drunken yelling about random stuff*:

Lemme try and translate this one:

"So i wanted a bonfire and i went to start one..because how much fun would that be? drinking and drinking around the fire? So i go get the fire wood and a lighter and it wouldn't light. So i thought "what lights a fire?!"..... ALCOHOL! so i go get myself a bottle of 252 and take some swigs and while i'm awake i put some on and and then i went to sleep and alex took from me!!! how would i light the fire man!? we had fun. and I was happy about my weekend! come down and party if you're in my area!!! *drunken yelling about random stuff*:

Man you suck at it

:loser:

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HA! kidding man, i'm not as good of a drunk chick translator as you are :worshippy










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HA! kidding man, i'm not as good of a drunk chick translator as you are :worshippy










:smooch:

bwahahahahaha consider yourself sigged

so why is nto amymone jere to play sunebeech velollyball! lksoters streeeeeeeeeek aroumd the hosue and them to tne oceam1 jwo's commin??? nost liruqor ro be druink now lkwjets party!!!!!!!1 qoooo whooo!!!

Damn Sexy, are you ever sober?

TS out (getting a beer)

so why is nto amymone jere to play sunebeech velollyball! lksoters streeeeeeeeeek aroumd the hosue and them to tne oceam1 jwo's commin??? nost liruqor ro be druink now lkwjets party!!!!!!!1 qoooo whooo!!!


We're going streaking!!! Everyone's behind us! Come on!!!

doed i freakin got myself ann awesomel witner beater carr today, a ferickin 400 dollar bucik regal.....i hadd to put the GTP awy in the ffrikcin garege and can'te drive it til the snow smeltss....the bucik is freakin gutsless....

D Twizzy Baby!! Muthafuckin reppin the midwest! no love for tha midwest....all these dirtysouth rapperss butt noe ggoood midwesrt rappers excetp for like kanye west....he'sf a friggien craybaby tho....D-12 is thea belst rapv ggroup goin todayy, westside coennection is good too but they arentas agnry as they usde to bee, ice cube is still a REAL OG though...

so why is nto amymone jere to play sunebeech velollyball! lksoters streeeeeeeeeek aroumd the hosue and them to tne oceam1 jwo's commin??? nost liruqor ro be druink now lkwjets party!!!!!!!1 qoooo whooo!!!


"So why isn't anyone here to play sun beach volleyball. Losers streak around the house and then to the ocean, who's coming? Lots of liquor to be drunk, now lets party!!"


I wish i were drunk right now...

Damn Sexy, are you ever sober?

TS out (getting a beer)

I was sober for more than 6 weeks I believe, and then there was last weekend and this past weekend that made up for those 6 weeks...Drank enough for ALL of you...

Thank you for anyone who put up with me and or translated my drunken ramblings...Sorry for any inconvience!

I enjoy pissing off a boat. Only the back though :)

I enjoy pissing off a boat. Only the back though :)


Aaaaaaaaand you've TOTALLY missed the point of this thread.

Unless he was joking. If he wasnt joking then im sad.

LAUGH AT ME LATER ON

eff SEE 3 ess: i'd drivde but even i'm not strupud enuf to do so
I am a dot: good stuff
eff SEE 3 ess: yeah
eff SEE 3 ess: my dog got hit by a car
I am a dot: :-(
eff SEE 3 ess: yeah
eff SEE 3 ess: i went out to get gas
eff SEE 3 ess: came back
I am a dot: it's nearly impossible to hit a dog with a car
eff SEE 3 ess: my neighbor was like "I hit your dog:
I am a dot: they're usually smarter/quicker than that
eff SEE 3 ess: i wanted to anniihiat his entire universe
I am a dot: ANNIIHIATION!
eff SEE 3 ess: you frgot an L but ok
eff SEE 3 ess: fuck... i'm gtonna fall over
I am a dot: t'was merely aping
eff SEE 3 ess: actually my deog hit the car
I am a dot: how much have you had to drink?
eff SEE 3 ess: my sdog rwe;lly is stupid when it comes to that
eff SEE 3 ess: acgh don't post this
eff SEE 3 ess: o kpost it
I am a dot: wasn't planning on it
eff SEE 3 ess: ha
eff SEE 3 ess: me an smashed ass drunk
I am a dot: now that's post worthy
eff SEE 3 ess:
eff SEE 3 ess: i will post
I am a dot: have fun!
eff SEE 3 ess: fck, i got a shot poured

ok guys get this.. you know when there's a movie and all this crazy stuff happens, like a guy gets captured by a cult and taken to a museum where they take out his appendix and try to sacrifice him, but the cult people die and the guy lives and he's holding his appendix in his hands and celebrating, and then all of a sudden a family walks into the museum and sees that and how ridiculous that looks but it has a logical explanation. It adds such a great comic relief, it's my favorite 'comedy gimmick' of all time in any movie. Where the audience is showed a long shot of everything in the movie and how ridiculous it looks.

Aaaaaaaaand you've TOTALLY missed the point of this thread.


LOL, it was a joke!

okay!! yay im drunk again. second time this summer that im this drunk. and this time..... i'm so cool. okay now i'm goignt o bed. i love this forum becuause i can say whatever i want and be drunk and thats awesome. yio ug uys are the bestest,. !!!!! yay!!!!

Ok, started drinking at noon, Went out at 1:30 continued to drink until 4, came home. Left home and went to a mates place and started drinking again at about 5. Left there at 11pm after finishing our last beer (we finished the bottle). I think I have grown ammune to alcohol (or I have just worked out this whole piss posting thing).

Either way, I RULE!

I am pissed, so what, you wnna fight about it?
HA!
SLick rixck rules!]
you czn;t have me im too young for you biatch!]
hmm.
My night is over and I am drubk as a pussy (CUBN\T)
decode that pericks!
got pullled ofver bu the po;ice earliewr, apparentl;y me nas a couple mates were changiung signs so a 25 zoine red 60/
WHAT THE FUCK!
I g\ot caught drink driving a coupel; months agoe, and now I AM CHANGING street signs. Yes officer, I amm fully sik. Fucking dickheads!

I will rossibly lose my job because theb polcie likle to go home abnt thingk they make a differenece. Hmm.

Fuck theis, I shild make a poll, whosd up for mass suicde>?

BA!H







cyas.

Not REALLLLY durnk but drunk enough to post here...FUCK YEA NOPTHER FUCKERES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!11

there's fucking two gerardy sizemore's and two RAS' nnot the mention the fuuckign RD and ai'm fucking shitfaced thatnks og thte fucking FUNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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i was skicked ouart of t hej mar benatcuse of seum baituch! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkntt hats ok! af ter part ys tarting earlly!!@@111 oooowoooohowo!!

i was skicked ouart of t hej mar benatcuse of seum baituch! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkntt hats ok! af ter part ys tarting earlly!!@@111 oooowoooohowo!!


wow

i was skicked ouart of t hej mar benatcuse of seum baituch! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkntt hats ok! af ter part ys tarting earlly!!@@111 oooowoooohowo!!

:lol2:

Kate's so cute when she's drunk.

there's fucking two gerardy sizemore's and two RAS' nnot the mention the fuuckign RD and ai'm fucking shitfaced thatnks og thte fucking FUNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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i was skicked ouart of t hej mar benatcuse of seum baituch! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkntt hats ok! af ter part ys tarting earlly!!@@111 oooowoooohowo!!


:lol2: I lose.

i was skicked ouart of t hej mar benatcuse of seum baituch! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkntt hats ok! af ter part ys tarting earlly!!@@111 oooowoooohowo!!

WHOA GUYS sorry i forgot to translate this one.

I was kicked out of the bar because of some bitch! k, but thats ok! after party starting early!! wooooooooooohoooooooooooo!!!!

:lol2:

WHOA GUYS sorry i forgot to translate this one.

I was kicked out of the bar because of some bitch! k, but thats ok! after party starting early!! wooooooooooohoooooooooooo!!!!

:lol2:

lol, ec437, your my new idol. Best drunken translater i know.

WHOA GUYS sorry i forgot to translate this one.

I was kicked out of the bar because of some bitch! k, but thats ok! after party starting early!! wooooooooooohoooooooooooo!!!!

:lol2:

Damn...you're GOOD!!!

dont let anone tell you fiddetrent. 2 years of secual anticipation reults in every fgfood sex indeed.... IM PRETTY DANM \happy tight now :THUMSBUPl

hi. im drunk right now off of som jmacan rum. Im mad, been calle d ckiken eatin bastard,i lov mywife. im plaing need 4 sped. I'm relly pisssd right now thou. I hate raciszmand ignororamt people. fuckem.lifes to short to be a hating ashoal. by.

hi. im drunk right now off of som jmacan rum. Im mad, been calle d ckiken eatin bastard,i lov mywife. im plaing need 4 sped. I'm relly pisssd right now thou. I hate raciszmand ignororamt people. fuckem.lifes to short to be a hating ashoal. by.


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I'mdrunker now. I dont hate nobody. why do people hav to be racist? Idratreh juge you on your inteligence thn your color.fuckin'ignorant bastards. anyway, I loike evrybody but stupid people.Hi af!:)

i'd sjut lietk to arell upu athjat fatorade amd svokda go togwther woell amd i locve it so mcuh1 tje pepel of af meed to caome jand outso we cam hav ea goodt ime. ieart eue allllllllll!!!!!!!!!! sjit damn fuka dsammn dfudka damn damn. soum,e motja fucka jsut fked mu amn. i'
ll fui ck tje e,tje ,ptjer cukcer metter tjam another cu sker sjite damn fuaka damn fuak damn damm

i'd sjut lietk to arell upu athjat fatorade amd svokda go togwther woell amd i locve it so mcuh1 tje pepel of af meed to caome jand outso we cam hav ea goodt ime. ieart eue allllllllll!!!!!!!!!! sjit damn fuka dsammn dfudka damn damn. soum,e motja fucka jsut fked mu amn. i'
ll fui ck tje e,tje ,ptjer cukcer metter tjam another cu sker sjite damn fuaka damn fuak damn damm

dammit. I'm really not in a translating mood right now but here goes.


I'd just like to tell you all that gatorade and vodka go together well and i love it so much the people of AF need to come and out so we can have a good time. I heart you all! shit damn fucka damn fucka damn damn. some mutha fucka just fucked my man. I'll fuck the motha fucka better than another fucka, shit damn fucka damn fucka damn damn



:screwy:

holy fucking shti...gin n juice=etal...wathc out for TUH fest this january...we'll tare your fucking faces offf...\m/\m/

haha I'm drunk IOt t tookl me hnalf and hour to make it otthis section. My first piss oposdt evert! I'm sor purous of my self. Peace out mang!! Eagle one o0ut!

Do i have a problem if i drank hafl a bottle of gin ans sorted vicodin beore 430 on a tuesaa?

No..thats pretty typical...^^^ lol

k good

normal for me

I quit drinking :(

Aye it's hard!!!

yea i think i'm borderiline alcoholic...i;ve frgotten omre of the past weke than i ve remembered...anybody thing i i shoul singu p for AA???

ell fucl yu i'm not onggga...gnna cdrink more btiches...crysalal palace bithes...god li fucking lvoebine dirunk!~

any drugs ayboyd?!@

\m/\m/

blah im wasted and i almost have 4 stars!!!

ahhhhh thats better, post 500

do i sarated drimkimds at approvimatelu 2q tjia faert moom amd mow im going to the anar tofuack some sjit up. i misssssssssssss upi all. and uou meed to cuome jamg out! i cohpe yhou'all got asodrimk a si did! alloui mother fuckerse meedd todsfet laid amd stops fimg iaroiunmd! jeart upiall...kare

so i translated the first 2/3s... you wanna translate the rest for me?

hooy fuck that was closell..defitiely amolst nailed a fat chickl...mildy hot but FAT...howly shit gladi coudl see thouru te pure colud of alchol...prodon me;.;.have to drink mroe...

do i sarated drimkimds at approvimatelu 2q tjia faert moom amd mow im going to the anar tofuack some sjit up. i misssssssssssss upi all. and uou meed to cuome jamg out! i cohpe yhou'all got asodrimk a si did! alloui mother fuckerse meedd todsfet laid amd stops fimg iaroiunmd! jeart upiall...kare

so i started drinking at approxiamitaley (sp?) 2 this afternoon and now i'm going to the bar to fuck some shit up. I miss you all. And you need to come hang out! I hope you all got a drink [completely untelligible]. all you mother fuckers need to get laid and stop f-ing around! I heart you all... kate

Dudes my sisters weadding was otnight, i got so fucke up byt the whitesox won so i as hahppy, adn and my sisster was hpappy so i was vfery much happy, and i danced and rank and had fun..

I LOVE K.E.H more than liafe istself i just want you to know thatt

i love jager and rumk and jelloooh shawts. ohhhhh yeahhhhlll..... hooray for yha336wee n and part5es that are this wee2end. damn ui hit the numlock and it wouldnt ahcneg the 5 to N I IN THE "THIS". i love alchoholo,l and holiradays. i dontwory tojoropow YYYYAAAYY!YYY!!!

i jate mar d days. so my siouldtuion is to rdrink on teje way ojme foerm work ! uaua! i leaove me y alsocol!amd i wamt to me a pireat!@ case tjats'd be sjo cool. ju sailmimn aroum....rum rum yumuim

i jate mar d days. so my siouldtuion is to rdrink on teje way ojme foerm work ! uaua! i leaove me y alsocol!amd i wamt to me a pireat!@ case tjats'd be sjo cool. ju sailmimn aroum....rum rum yumuim

yes, i agree; alcohol does make people talk shite.

yup, it does. I'm one of the few peopl i know of that can actually type correctly when smashed

i jate mar d days. so my siouldtuion is to rdrink on teje way ojme foerm work ! uaua! i leaove me y alsocol!amd i wamt to me a pireat!@ case tjats'd be sjo cool. ju sailmimn aroum....rum rum yumuim

Well this is usually EC's job but let me try my hand at it...

I hate Mondays. So my solution is to drink on the way home from work! (made-up word)! I love my alcohol! And I want to be a pirate! Cause that'd be so cool. Just sailing around...rum rum yum yum.


Good call on the pirate thing...arggg...