Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

Haha, I'll be highly trained to kick your ass too. I would hate for there to be a moderator position open of AF because I'd have to hurt you. :)

But seriously though, the hat is what does it. It turns me totally bad ass!

Damnit 6, with the way your talking right now, you are going to turn into one of the things we hate most, a cocky, arrogant, dumbass law enforcer with a huge stick stuck up your ass. And if you do turn into one of those cops, we will all give you a nice ass whoopin'.

Haha, I'll be highly trained to kick your ass too.

Trained?:eek7:

Trained!?!:sly:

You cops have to be trained how to kick someone's ass? :cwm27:

so...what do they train you to do if a biker blows by you at 150mph? :D

No, but they will train a person to do it even better than before. It's like the army, they didn't start out life knowing 849312741738294 ways to kill someone.

And Poor, I'm kidding about the hat. It is definately bad ass, but it's not that great. I'm very excited however. Should I resign or be terminated within the first 4 years, I owe the state of Indiana $50k. I still haven't even decided if I am taking the offer or not...

$50K!? That's INSANE. Well, I hope you figure everything out. Deciding a career path is not an easy decision for some. Especially the line of work that you are considering. Just don't become a prick and start shoveling donuts. Oh, and if you do become a trooper. You'll have to stop by sometime because I have always wanted to be tasered. I just don't know any cops who would do that for me, but I know you will. And I don't want to have to break the law to be tasered, because that's pain, jail time, and a record.

I know for a fact I want to be a state trooper, that's just a long time in Indiana. I will very likely take this opportunity.

I most certainly will taser you. We'll get a paper notorized or something stating that I can taser you and am not liable to any criminal charges, damages to your health, or have any liability in this.

Don't forget loss of body functions. Oh and get it on video...

Nah, I'm kidding, on second thought...I would probably be unemployed after that stunt.

Nah, I'm kidding, on second thought...I would probably be unemployed after that stunt.

Not to mention down $50K

And no job to pay the 50k. Prison time for me.

dont drop the soap

Fine, we'll say that you lost your taser so you can get another one. Then I'll have a friend taser me and you can get it on video. It will be great.

Fine, we'll say that you lost your taser so you can get another one. Then I'll have a friend taser me and you can get it on video. It will be great.
just go piss on an electric fence....and get it on tape. it will have the same affect.

I did use one of those electric dog collars once...twice. Yeah, it was 2 times. It hurt a little bit, not am much as I thought it would. I put the electrode part on the back of my neck instead of close to any veins or the juggular.

I did use one of those electric dog collars once...twice. Yeah, it was 2 times. It hurt a little bit, not am much as I thought it would. I put the electrode part on the back of my neck instead of close to any veins or the juggular.
but y :screwy:

Just wanted to know what it felt like. I don't think it was very strong though. I want to be tasered by one of the police issued ones. The one with the prongs that shoot out then hit you will 50K volts, it will be awesome. What a rush, and a good story. I'll try to get it on video if it ever happens. Hey, my new phone has video, so that could work, and I do have the USB cable to put it on my computer.

Just wanted to know what it felt like. I don't think it was very strong though. I want to be tasered by one of the police issued ones. The one with the prongs that shoot out then hit you will 50K volts, it will be awesome. What a rush, and a good story. I'll try to get it on video if it ever happens. Hey, my new phone has video, so that could work, and I do have the USB cable to put it on my computer.
just makes me think of mythbusters when they shocked adam with the 10,000 volt electric fence transformer.

I don't know if/when it will happen, but it will be awesome.

I don't know if/when it will happen, but it will be awesome.
can't wait for that vid :rofl:

have fun losing control of your bodily functions..and possibly shitting yourself

Well here the police have tasers and when they shoot a piece of paper with a number comes out like confetti. They have to use that number in the report every time they use it. Every time they pull there gun on someone its a damn
1-2 page report. 6 you will be spending more time doing reports than out policing people.
good luck with it, hope you get one of the new dodge chargers to sport around in.

hey gold..

i saw that..

saw what?

I do see Shannon driving one of those Chargers.. probably the V6 version though, but the Chargers are replacing the Crown Vics.. the Impala would've done it, but the FWD and the little bit of increased difficulty in maintaining it, pushed it away.

saw what?

the double post..

the double post..
Dang it. I thought I got rid of it fast enough. You cought me. :banghead: :grinyes:

lol

I know exactly what policing consists of. It's not all fun, it's very boring for the most part. The report writing is what I will be good at. Ford has a contract through '12 (don't quote me, but I'm almost certain that's when it ends) to keep making the Crown Vic's for the police departments. ISP uses the Crown Vic's too.

have fun losing control of your bodily functions..and possibly shitting yourself

Then it will just be another normal day for me. :lol:

yea...down in lower GA/Alabama they are using Chargers for highway patrol...looks pretty badass...like something you might not be able to outrun

yea...down in lower GA/Alabama they are using Chargers for highway patrol...looks pretty badass...like something you might not be able to outrun
speak for yourself... lol yah right

Pre SFC's my t-tops would leak maybe 4-5 drops in the rain, post SFC's they pour even in the lightest of rains. Thoughts?

speak for yourself... lol yah right
well i mean...which looks more likely to catch you...a granny 4-point-something liter crown victoria...or a big bad 6.1 v8 hemi? i drove the slightly older crown vics....talk about shitty....

I thought most departments just bought the V6 models, not the upgraded V8's.

As for the t-tops leaking even more, maybe the SFC's straightened everything out and spread out the gaps where things were maybe crunched in. Don't know, just a guess.

Dodge dealer techs are kept mighty busy. They are quick these new magnum and Charger models but I would take a dependable o'le 4.6 Crown Vic or 5.7 Caprice over a charger for day in and out driving for work.

The Crown Vic's are cheaply made, IMO. All the departments I've been with have had nothing but problems out of them.

ford....duh....

My crown vic just rolled over 180K and still runs perfect. Its silent you cant even hear it run. It rides smoother and more quiet than Any GM ive ever stepped foot in with that kind of miles on it. Where they messed up the CV is steering/suspension. As soon as you hear the very first squeak, VERY soon after, its going to need control arm bushings and ball joints. The front ends wear completely out in under 50K miles usually. And they smoke oil.

Ford interior=crap. Ford steering=broken. Ford>Dodge. Dodge transmission=suck. Dodge steering=junk. Dodge interior=el cheapo. Dodge=me unimpressed.

Ive been seeing dodge intrepids and i think malibus in police use. Will the police chargers all be v-8?

Pre SFC's my t-tops would leak maybe 4-5 drops in the rain, post SFC's they pour even in the lightest of rains. Thoughts?
Maybe when they put them in the car was in a bind and now its messed up. You already said they welded the sfc to the lca. So who knows what they did, you need to have them fix it or take it to someone that knows what the heck they are doing. The car has to be completely flat when they do it.

My crown vic just rolled over 180K and still runs perfect. Its silent you cant even hear it run. It rides smoother and more quiet than Any GM ive ever stepped foot in with that kind of miles on it. Where they messed up the CV is steering/suspension. As soon as you hear the very first squeak, VERY soon after, its going to need control arm bushings and ball joints. The front ends wear completely out in under 50K miles usually. And they smoke oil.

Ford interior=crap. Ford steering=broken. Ford>Dodge. Dodge transmission=suck. Dodge steering=junk. Dodge interior=el cheapo. Dodge=me unimpressed.

Ive been seeing dodge intrepids and i think malibus in police use. Will the police chargers all be v-8?
well i have no respect for the old dodge.....all of the model years before the magnums sucked....and i have no idea why any police force would use an...intrepid, a lumina, or a malibu..

well i have no respect for the old dodge.....all of the model years before the magnums sucked....and i have no idea why any police force would use an...intrepid, a lumina, or a malibu..
Yeah those cars suck. The sheriff's office here has a unmarked impala SS.

Shit those intrepids are pretty quick. And what i meant was impala, not malibu. They have a bunch of each of those here. Ive seen a few of the chargers, but most of all they are crown vics 9/10.

Shit those intrepids are pretty quick. And what i meant was impala, not malibu. They have a bunch of each of those here. Ive seen a few of the chargers, but most of all they are crown vics 9/10.


haha...these days...a malibu and impala are practically the same thing. except for the brand new impala's that finally got a little nuts...

GM went nuts on several of the FWD's. They are doing a little better than they used to now that they are getting more serious about performance FWD's.

I would rather have an Impala but they seriously lack interior room in comparison to the Crown Vic's.

I would rather have an Impala but they seriously lack interior room in comparison to the Crown Vic's.

Yeah crown vics have monster room. They steer okay for a big car too, i can get mine sideways around a corner and perfectly correct every time.

I just got in from changing the idler arm on mine. It was major thrashed and was causing a "funky clunk". I got a new pickle fork and didnt even need the damn thing. To think i cound have bought some drugs and guns with the money.:disappoin

Pre SFC's my t-tops would leak maybe 4-5 drops in the rain, post SFC's they pour even in the lightest of rains. Thoughts?

Check your gaps. Park the car on a flat surface, look at where they join the car from the outside, make sure everything is lined up right. Check it from the inside, look for the same thing. Also check where the windows roll up. Sounds to me either your car got tweaked when the sfc's were installed or your gaskets are bad. If the car got tweaked during the install, good luck getting it perfect. The sfc's will have to come out and the car will need to go on a frame machine to get lined back up. Does it still drive straight, or did the driving characteristics change after the install?

The seals might be the problem. When the body was corrected, it changed where the t-top hit the seal and if the seals have sagged a little and got used to the t-top hitting them a certain way, it could cause that.

Stuff like that makes me glad that I don't have t-tops, sometimes.

t-tops are the best. Nothing better than driving with the tops off, especially if you have no shoes on, its a good feeling. Unless a bird shits on you. The your just pissed off and covered in bird shit.

t-tops are the best. Nothing better than driving with the tops off, especially if you have no shoes on, its a good feeling. Unless a bird shits on you. The your just pissed off and covered in bird shit.

...and with no shoes.:lol:

yeah that too.

someone brought this to my attention....interesting...

Selective Service to Test Draft Machinery aka..THE DRAFT!
http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/selective-service-to-test-draft/20061222043309990003

no clothes at all!!!!!!!

Ummm, yeah. Just the thought of driving around nekked and having a bird shit on you.... Then you get some smartass like me driving around in a vehicle tall enough to see into just about every car on the road, and some trucks too, who carries a camera with him most of the time. Imagine the pictures (even though I'd rather not for some people) that would be posted online...

I checked, I cannot figure where the water is coming from :/

I'm pretty sure it's fucked however. I tried siliconing everything and it still leaks. It's unreal how bad it is now.

I'm pretty sure I'm just going to buy something else around the first of February. If I leave for Indiana I'll buy it closer to the end of academy (May/June), if I wait to go I'll buy something sooner.

Someone help me decide if I should become and Indiana State Trooper.

Think eric cartman "you will respect my authority" while whacking someone with a club.

I'm pretty sure I'm just going to buy something else around the first of February. If I leave for Indiana I'll buy it closer to the end of academy (May/June), if I wait to go I'll buy something sooner.

Someone help me decide if I should become and Indiana State Trooper.

You said it was leaking before a little, maybe the seals are used to the t-top hitting the seal a certain way, and now that the body has been moved a little, the top isnt hitting the old groove in the seal like it used to.

As for being a trooper, i say go for it, but man...be careful. A lot of fools exist in the world that dont like cops. Just use your head and dont take any chances. The most routine of stops can turn on you like a pit bull from hell. I would carry a sawoff by my side and wear kevlar. Its too easy for assholes to get their hands on illegal weapons these days.

Happy Holidays everyone!

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