Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

Thats awesome man, as long as you two are happy who gives! Fuck what everyone else thinks as long as when you're on top she does not spring a leak or anything. Oh and make sure you have lots of patching material for the honeymoon.

Yup :wink: , her most attractive feature was her unusually :wink: hairy back and giant penis :eek: .


:uhoh: ,Nope. Just your typical 29 year old 5'7 120lb Brunette with a kicking body, who for some reason beyond me finds me attractive (go figure, I didn't even lie about being rich or anything :evillol: ).
ohhhh so thats why theres the quick marrage lol... just kiddin man, good luck to ya

we want pix...

:useless:

Wow. Not what I expected to hear either. Congrats. Hope you have a long and happy life with her.

Congrats man, good for you. Now you get to witness first-hand what everybody bitched about and why all those movies are really made about 'marriage bliss'.
But we're happy for you and feel sorry for her. We just hope her vision doesn't come back til after the wedding.

Wow, I gotta go read the paper, when did New York join the small list of states that allow gay marrage? :dunno:

:lol2: Alright, congrats :thumbsup: Be careful, and, how's about some idea of the 'party' plans, might give me some incentive to pay off the GTA alot faster and take it on a road trip :D

Haha, even worse, I'll pick up Jim along the way :lol2:

Pics will be posted just as soon as she gives me the ok to post her pic up on the net. As for the party plans, wright I will send you a PM of what my best man sent me last night. Him and his brother inlaw where joking around about him totally seeing my party look like this (make sure to watch it til the end).

I'll check it out as fast as can. However, wedding situtations are a all bets are off situationas far as I'm concerned. Sucks, 1/2 that time you can't remember how much fun you had that night. :lol:

She does appreciate the Formula and dosen't want you sell it... doesen't she?

The only way the Formula goes is if I am with it. She is not a huge car enthusiast but at least she doesn't want me to go shoe shopping with her or anything :icon16:

Well if you're pm'ing vids I am down for some midget porn.

Well if you're pm'ing vids I am down for some midget porn.

:nono:

Apparently 'lil Johnny has moved on to granny-trannies :eek:

That was funny

Is that the only way you feel superior, by watching midgets? You need counseling.

Midgets deserve love too (I think)!!!!

I found a pic of Johns wife to be.
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2003/rallyrj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Even though he is most certainly a sexy beast. He is not exactly my type.

:spit: Thanks, now I am going to need a keyboard in a day or two after the beer soaks in...

Darn I thought I knew for sure it was him.

Holy crap! Isn't that one smaller than the last one?

i think that one may be the best of all time! hell people who dont even post on here anymore made that one lol...yeah u guys suck ass!!! lmfao

What we suck ass?

well, a nice clean ass...not a dirty back alley ass lol

well, a nice clean ass...not a dirty back alley ass lol

Like the ones you get diseases from?

...not a dirty back alley ass lol

LMAO.

Oh, ok glad you clarified that for me.

:werd: :screwy:

Because I would sure hate to eat some dirty ass like yours DJ. I really don't want herpes...lol jk man.

eww

Because I would sure hate to eat some dirty ass like yours DJ. I really don't want herpes...lol jk man.

Ahh, herpies...the gift that keeps on giving.

you should know Jordan

you should know Jordan

I got them from your dirty-ass hospital. And its like X-mas everyday at my house. Thanks for telling everyone, jackass.

you should know Jordan

boy, that was just such a good come back, almost makes me want to.... :uhoh:


clap :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Drip, drip, drip

What do you call an anorexic prostitute with syphilis?
A quarter-pounder with cheese. AKA, Jeremy's sister.

His sisters are the Olsen twins? :eek:

Just so you know I don't care if you make fun of me just leave the family out of it. Esp. mom and sister. OK? Easiest way to piss me off.

Wow... Feel the love in the air here....

Well, anyone feel free to make fun of my family. Since my sibling is lucifier I really have to be open to insult on the subject.

whats this i hear about tossin salads???

Shit, I didn't even know Jeremy had a sister, that's funny.


Well, anyone feel free to make fun of my family. Since my sibling is lucifier I really have to be open to insult on the subject.

Didn't we discuss this some time ago, you're somehow related to 666? I don't remember my logic on this one, but I remember it was good.

Just so you know I don't care if you make fun of me just leave the family out of it. Esp. mom and sister. OK? Easiest way to piss me off.

Good golly Miss Molly, get your gstring out your asscrack :eek2:

Easiest way to piss me off to give me one of those "sprotsmans ass slaps :gay: " after a job well done in the garage, you will get 3/4" wrench to the head :nono:

The thing with my sis is when she was born the docs said she would be a vegetable. Never walk, talk just lay in bed or sit in a wheel chair. Now she is 16 and walk talk and will tell you to go fuck off. She remembers more damn phone numbers than I do. She is still mentally challenged, or a word I don't like to use, retarded. So its just an auto response for me to be protective and I do get alil mad when people talk shit about her. That is why I said, make fun of me all you want.

Anyway its all good.

Easiest way to piss me off is to tear apart and steal half my engine while I'm sleeping. I'm still having nightmares about this. But last night's dream ended ok, I wound up catching them and killing them with my baseball bat.

Easiest way to piss me off is to tear apart and steal half my engine while I'm sleeping. I'm still having nightmares about this. But last night's dream ended ok, I wound up catching them and killing them with my baseball bat.
That would be a good dream. :popcorn:

Jer, relax, my first boy is developmentally challanged.

Jer, relax, my first boy is developmentally challanged.
Its all good, I am not mad.

I need to change my tampon today, must be my time of the month...

:wtf:

I left my wife at home on the rag, :eek:

no escape, there's a bitch everywhere I go. :(

:wtf:

I left my wife at home on the rag, :eek:

no escape, there's a bitch everywhere I go. :(
lol:iceslolan

I wonder how Mr. Heffner deals with all his ladies raggin'. He probably has a strong pimp hand.

A friend that I went to HS with that drives an 03 5spd GT with exhaust and 4.10's just stopped by and showed me something that he picked up. He now has Nitto DR's on the rear end, and he picked up a Procharger unit with a 2 core intercooler for his GT... I can't wait till that baby is installed, its gonna be crazy. I also can't wait till he lets me drive it :)

I wonder how Mr. Heffner deals with all his ladies raggin'. He probably has a strong pimp hand.

dude, it's Hugh Heffner, that's like handing me a foamy beer: "this one's leaking, get me another" :dunno:

dude, it's Hugh Heffner, that's like handing me a foamy beer: "this one's leaking, get me another" :dunno:

Or he could just move to another room. Keep some in spare just for that occasion I bet. :smooch:

I don't have time to read all the new posts. Cuda, the targa top got put on hold due to state police academy. I get home Friday night and leave Sunday to go back. The weekends are dedicated to getting things ready to leave again and studying. I'm looking to buy a new car. I think I'm going to buy a '98 Trans Am off of my cousin in the morning.

Does anyone watch that show on E! called 'The Girls Next Door'? Its about Hugh living in the Playboy mansion with 3 playmates, who are all his lovers. One chick is only 18 or 19 and she is SMOKIN HOT. I've only see a chunk of it because its dumber than hell, but those bitches are hot.

I looooooooove the girls next door. Pretty much my fav show

Quick update: I bought the Trans Am today. I think I like it.

Back to studying for my Criminal Law final.

we need pics

It will be next weekend before pics are up, I have to leave at 11 a.m. tomorrow for Plainfield, IN. It's dark and rainy here today so the pictures would turn out horrible. It's red and an automatic. They're all basically the same from there.

Quick update: I bought the Trans Am today. I think I like it.

Back to studying for my Criminal Law final.

Nice, congrats on a new car. Can't wait to see the pics.