Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

Mmmm.....food, what are you cooking?

97, where do you live?

Speaking of food, I'm getting ready to go eat some pasta with chicken in white sauce with garlic bread. Bitches! :flipa:

Speaking of food, I'm getting ready to go eat some pasta with chicken in white sauce with garlic bread. Bitches! :flipa:
just had chicken taryioki (can't spell) with fried rice. uuummmmmmmm

I don't eat chicken.

Anyone able to tell me how to do a poll... need some input on gauge layouts...

I don't eat chicken.

What the shit? How do you NOT eat chicken. Chicken is in almost everything, that's why everything tastes like chicken. KCF Fried Chicken is great.

Anyone able to tell me how to do a poll... need some input on gauge layouts...

At the bottom of the "New Thread" screen, click the box that says, "Yes, post a poll" or something like that, and it will take you to the screen that let's you set up a poll with question and options.

I know, if there was one food that I figured everyone in the world eats. It would be chicken.

Anyone able to tell me how to do a poll... need some input on gauge layouts...
You just need to click the add poll option in the additional options sections when making the thread. If it doesn't work out let me know and I will add a poll to your thread.

KCF Fried Chicken is great.
i get kfc chicken for free. got a friend who works there.

I had a friend who worked there :iceslolan , He hated chickens though .

I don't eat anything that swims more than half of its life or flies ever....Simple.

I don't eat anything that swims more than half of its life or flies ever....Simple.
Are you thinking of a duck or something :screwy:

So, when cows and pigs start to fly, are you gonna stop eatting them too?

Yes sir!

I'll eat my dog, she's plenty big enough to eat.

You just need to click the add poll option in the additional options sections when making the thread. If it doesn't work out let me know and I will add a poll to your thread.

Got it, thanks.

I like chicken, but pork is more fun to eat and do.

Polls are easy, just ask me. Oh wait, you did, nevermind.

Pork is more fun to eat and do? WTF?

You've never porked a woman???

AND as far as I know... pork is a far moe versitile meat... breakfast, lunch and dinner and snacks. Pork rinds, bacon, sausage, hotdogs, porkchops, ribs, it's good in spaghetti sauce... starting to feel like Bubba from Forrest Gump...

You know what's fucked up... When someone looks at your fucking poll and doesn't bother to make a fucking choice. Thanks for nothing, DICK (whoever you were).

I'll vote in your poll, pig fucker.

So, when cows and pigs start to fly, are you gonna stop eatting them too?
6 u might wanna stop eatin um now, cause i saw a cow fly the other day.... it got hit by a Ford Excursion :rofl:

ROFL, I got asked if I had has sexual contact with an animal before at my polygraph today. Haha.

The Excursion was flying too?

The Excursion was flying too?
it was going 75 so id say so. it hit a cow that wandered out onto the road and the cow flew up over the truck and landed on the shoulder. didn't have my camera with me so i have no pics of the aftermath.

The hell with it, I'd eat it. Mmmmmm.....blood veins! I love thinking about eating blood veins, fat, yum! God I want a steak now!

All this talk of food has made me more hungry...and I just ate.

As far as the 'flying' dead cow, sounds like free burgers to whoever fits is in his/her truck.

My uncle picked up a dead rabbit and ate it haha.

Sounds redneck to me.

He is haha, he's as redneck as it gets. He's married to my aunt. He's a cool guy though.

Of course he's married to your aunt, he's your uncle.

He could be my mom or dads brother?

Yes, that would make him your uncle, so he married some woman, and now she is your aunt...duh.

This thing was at 16 maybe 17 pages when i left. You guys are bad.

That is all!!!!

Yes, that would make him our uncle, so he married some woman, and now she is your aunt...duh.
Our uncle? You can't join my family if you're nailing my mom :screwy: DUH! But no, my aunt is my moms sister. He's married to my moms sister, he's my uncle through marriage.

i had a dear smash into my truck last halloween. i was pissed and if that wasn't enough, the bastard shit itself on my rear door. the next morning one of my friends found it out in the middle of a nearby field. we made jerky :naughty:

Welcome back Jeremy. I'm making up for missing yesterday!

i had a dear smash into my truck last halloween. i was pissed and if that wasn't enough, the bastard shit itself on my rear door. the next morning one of my friends found it out in the middle of a nearby field. we made jerky :naughty:
Mmmmm....jerky......I hit a beagle in my RS, broke it's leg and it finally died. I couldn't even eat that son of a bitch :banghead:

Welcome back Jeremy. I'm making up for missing yesterday!
First off, how did it go?

Second, what do you guys think of this pic
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7695/dscn0101wi7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jeez.. seriously you guys need to slow down.. even im having trouble keeping up.

Our uncle? You can't join my family if you're nailing my mom :screwy: DUH! But no, my aunt is my moms sister. He's married to my moms sister, he's my uncle through marriage.

Its amazing what one (missing) letter will do to a sentence. But, I was being a smartass with the uncle thing. So, I'm already tired of school for this year. Except I sit next to a cute chick in my lab class. :naughty: But it only meets once a week. :(

I dunno how it went and I love that pic! I tried to get a pic like that of my car, but couldn't get it to turn out okay.

First off, how did it go?

Second, what do you guys think of this pic
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7695/dscn0101wi7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

If you got rid of the lisence plate, I think it would look bad ass.

Gold, you seriously need some clear corner turn signal lenses and side markers. I love mine! I loved college for the chicks, them doing my homework, buying me lunch, playing games with me. I need to go back to college, soon!

How much do they cost. I was thinking about getting them. How did shit go in Indiana???????

Long story, I don't know to make it short. I bought mine off of ebay, paid around $30 to have them shipped. My cousin bought some for his from the same seller. We've never had a problem with them leaking or anything like some say they have had from ones from ebay. I can pm you the seller if you want to check it out. The side markers I bought from another forum for $30 shipped.

What color do they shine as? I will just go to a parts store. I dont like ebay very much...

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=610957 That will make a long story a little shorter about Indiana.

Depends what bulbs you use. If you get the better clear shining ones they shine clear, if you get the cheap ass ones they have a yellowish tint (no, I'm not refering to the colored bulbs).

Mmmmm....jerky......I hit a beagle in my RS, broke it's leg and it finally died. I couldn't even eat that son of a bitch :banghead:
dude, not kool, i have a beagle thats 17 years old :nono: .

Mutt was in the road, I didn't want to hit it. It took some paint off the car :/

use silver stars or nighthawks (have them in my truck). anyone ever tried those HID bulbs off ebay that are like 10 bucks?

use silver stars or nighthawks (have them in my truck). anyone ever tried those HID bulbs off ebay that are like 10 bucks?

I heard those are crap.

What are they?

these;
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Xenon-HID-Light-Bulbs-98-99-00-01-02-03-04-Chevy-Blazer_W0QQitemZ180019974536QQihZ008QQcategoryZ364 76QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

The turn signal lights are a lot smaller than that. I don't think they will work.

I am not sure if I will get them. If I do I will get pics fo sho. I have to price them out here in Oregon, I am not going thought ebay forget that....

I'm telling ya man, I love mine (from ebay)!