Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

You all need to get out more :disappoin

Especially you St. Louis people, we ahd more Bears fans last night at the game then you guys could muster up beer for. :lol2:

You all need to get out more :disappoin

Especially you St. Louis people, we ahd more Bears fans last night at the game then you guys could muster up beer for. :lol2:

Why, where were you at? I had to work last night during the game, but I don't pay attention to football because the Rams suck ass. Who won last night anyways? I believe the Bears were 0-6 against the Rams going into last nights game.

ya i agrees, our rams suck, they will never be good again.

ya i agrees, our rams suck, they will never be good again.

No shit. Martz completely f-ed up the team when he was here. I honestly think it was a big mistake getting rid of Warner when he did. Nothing against Bulger, but I liked Warner better.

Bears 42-27

Grossman actually threw and completed TD passes :eek2:

I used to watch football all the time, didn't have much choice. But I think it was 89 when I lost all hope. I've watched more games this season since that point.

No surprise in that score.

Screw School.

Screw Finals.

Screw women.
*literally*

That is all.

Agreed.

indeed. but after today im done finals. now i gotta wait like 2-3 weeks to see if i failed anything :uhoh:

that blows, i have them all next week. This is going to suck!

always does.

HD was suppost to be the new GT5 but.. I dont know, not to sure on that.. all you have to know is that HD is canceled for GT5, im guessing its just name change and no HD viewing..

Anyway about Xbox360 looking better than Ps3 thats a lie, mainly because the Ps3 and 360 look exactly the same, dont believe me? Play the game that is out for both of em (Currently Call of Duty 3 is the main one) and tell me a big difference.. you wont find one. The thing the Ps3 has going for it is it will look way better than 360 in the long run.

The PS3 also has the blueray. The only game I want to play is Halo3 when it come out.

Nicole is the most amazing person in the whole world!! She's so incredibly awesome and I'm going to give her 8 bajillion dollars for Christmas. And a new car.

eh heh,

somebody got a hummer.

Thats what I was going to say...lol

2.2 has the makings for a good serial killer stalker. I just hope she never dumps you or you find out she has been cheating on you with Rally or anything like that.

I could so see a Nicole hair doll on 2.2's bedside table though, kinda freaky.

You know how those UK guys are.:screwy:

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2.2 has the makings for a good serial killer stalker. I just hope she never dumps you or you find out she has been cheating on you with Rally or anything like that.

I could so see a Nicole hair doll on 2.2's bedside table though, kinda freaky.
i was thinking the same thing LOL!

Welp, ultimately sex is alot different when it dosen't involve a mouse or keyboard in one hand and Mr. Wankie in the other :dunno:

Welp, ultimately sex is alot different when it dosen't involve a mouse or keyboard in one hand and Mr. Wankie in the other :dunno:

Damn, and I thought I was racking up experience with that too. :lol2:

apparently not enough experience, nice double post. :jump3:

apparently not enough experience, nice double post. :jump3:

Shit, I have no idea why it double posted that...I took care of it. Maybe its a sign...

:1: on the hummer.

Anyway.. whats everyone doing for Christmas?

I wish I was working later...I hate holidays. I'm going over to a cousin's house on the Eve, then holding an 'open house' X-mas Day. I was hoping to work til 7 O'clock or something but we close at like 5:30 X-mas Eve. There goes my excuse for not showing up.

you could always just say you're working and go to a friends house or something.... thats what i'm doing.

i was told last week that everyone will be working christmas eve so i don't have to go to church, yay. christmas day me and the parents open shit at like 8, then around lunch go to my uncles then go over to the grandparents house for the rest of the night.

Dealing with Julie's crazy mother.

I will probably be drinking. A lot.

Dealing with Julie's crazy mother.

I will probably be drinking. A lot.
Let me guess, lots of comments about having a child out of wedlock :lol: .

I hate going to church for X-mas. The only good thing about X-mas is the fact that there is no school or work.

Im going to have to drive back down to Del Rio.. bad thing about it is that im going to have to do it in the F-150 which is currently missing its radio (Someone broke in) im going to try and convince my mom to take the Monte Carlo instead.. mainly because its quieter, smoother, better looking.. plus it has its radio..

Worst thing about having to go down to Del Rio is getting with the family.. damn the family.. too fat, Bryan, you need to stop getting tickets, Bryan, WHY ARE YOU DOING WHATEVER YOU WANT, BRYAN?!

Damnit.. I wish I could drink.. legally.

Let me guess, lots of comments about having a child out of wedlock :lol: .
Actually, that isn't really a problem.

But she is very controlling. She wants things her way, otherwise it can't happen.
She wants to come set up out nursery. The way she thinks it should be.
We would like it the way we want...Julie has been arguing with her about this for over a month now.
She just has stupid ideas. Get this...Julie is on bedrest until 37 weeks now. Having pre-term labor issues. So...her mom thought it would be a great idea for Julie to spend that time in Oregon with her. Now...she isn't supposed to get up other than to get food/drink and to piss.

How the hell is she supposed to deal with airports??? But, her mom is stillo n that kick.

2.2 has the makings for a good serial killer stalker. I just hope she never dumps you or you find out she has been cheating on you with Rally or anything like that.

I could so see a Nicole hair doll on 2.2's bedside table though, kinda freaky.

why would i need a Nicole hair doll next to my bed, when i have Nicole in my bed. (she's sleeping in it at the moment.)

I wish I was sleeping right now, I'm taking a final...

:1: on the hummer.

Anyway.. whats everyone doing for Christmas?

Sitting on my rear, and sing'n to myself the 12 beers of Christmas, in loop mode. :icon16:

Won't be much of a holiday this year, nobody wants to do it, so, I foresee a 30 pack (atleast :uhoh: ) and alot of pool playing, then probably wake about about 3 am in midfall off a barstool :thumbsup:

good times :cheers: , although my elbow is still messed up from Thanksgiving :dunno:

DAMN, actually, probably cleaning, New Years will be the last hoorah at this house :crying:

that reminds me of my company christmas party this weekend(free alcohol!!!!)

I'm working, I volunteered because I hate holidays and think they are money making plots that are a bunch of crap. It makes me angry when I hear people telling their kids 'Santa' is real. Before I rant, I'm going to stop there.


So yeah, I'm working.

I also want to work more because I'll get holiday pay.

I also hate people who are 'offended' because someone says 'Merry Christmas' to them. WTF? You now decide that it bothers you, not the other previous years? Now people have to say 'Happy Holidays' to be 'politically correct'. If you don't believe it, then get back to work. You can't celebrate a holiday that you don't believe in. So they should get no benefits from it, such as a 'holiday bonus', or a break from school or work. Shit like that just pisses me off. Ok, I'm done.

I also hate people who are 'offended' because someone says 'Merry Christmas' to them. .

"In this house, we celibrate Festivous!

Festivous for the rest of us!

I'm getting, the pole"

:spit:

I don't get offended, I just hate holidays in general. Also, I do not get holiday pay. Cheap bastards.

I don't get offended, I just hate holidays in general. Also, I do not get holiday pay. Cheap bastards.

Well, in logical fariness, with your father being lord of all that is unholy, why should you get holiday pay for the birth of the baby Jesus?

Good golly, that'd be like Elmer Fudd getting pissed that he dosen't get holiday pay on Easter.

He's right ya know.

Christmas now is just a way for buisness to make money, many dont even celebrate it how it was meant to.

I think holidays are all about money. There is no biblical thing saying to buy everyone gifts on a day that people want to assume Jesus was born on. I heard that the average person will spend $900 on Christmas. That's insane!

FWIW, I don't worship the devil...Shhhh....

I don't think I make $900 in a year.

Hey, you have 1,666 posts.

I don't think I make $900 either :/

Who wants to go to Indianapolis with me Sunday? I have to make the 400 mile trip on my own :/ It's going to be boring, I'll probably end up arrested for soliciting a prostitute.

Hey, you have 1,666 posts.

I don't think I make $900 either :/

Who wants to go to Indianapolis with me Sunday? I have to make the 400 mile trip on my own :/ It's going to be boring, I'll probably end up arrested for soliciting a prostitute.

Well, don't get caught, or don't solicit and just fuck her. :eek:
Or drag your psycho ex along, that should make for an interesting trip.

poop

Who wants to go to Indianapolis with me Sunday? I have to make the 400 mile trip on my own

Meh, I'll roll with ya, just pcik me :D

Finished my X-mas shopping today. Started my X-mas shopping today too. Managed to spend only ~$200 for both parents. And they are the only people I have to shop for. Yay for me.

Alright ladies, time to get rid of this humgover I've had all day, noth'n like some cold beer to cure, ya'll be good now, Miller Time :cheers:

Shit, I could go for a beer right now...too bad I'm not old enough.

This girl likes me but I'm putting it off until after Christmas! She's going to school to be a surgeon, so I'm going to have to get in on that.

Good man. People keep asking me if I have a g/f yet, and I keep telling them that I'm going to wait after the holidays and Valentine's Day to save my money, but get one before my b-day so I get cool presents.

What a bunch of cheap bastards you are. I've spent more money than I care to count this month, and its all worth it. As long as the wife is happy, I get what I want.

Nothing wrong with being cheap. Being cheap will get me through college.
Plus, having a g/f and having a wife are 2 different things. I don't think you would spend the same amount on your wife if she was just your g/f.

having a girlfriend is too expensive. plus i don't have time for one between college and work. now i have some friends that are girls but im not obligated to buy shit for them.

Let me rephrase my answer:

Good man. People keep asking me if I have a g/f yet, and I keep telling them that I'm going to wait after the holidays and Valentine's Day to save my money, but get one before my b-day so I get cool presents.

That's cheap. Kinda slimy too. Sounds like something I did when I was paying for school.

Slimy? WTF? So what if I don't have a g/f. Don't need one, but if I find a girl that I like, then I'll go for it. It really doesn't matter what time of the year it is, but my logic makes me happy.