Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

Hippo, (Noun): a very obese, fat woman.

i was so lit up last night that when i layed down on the bed i had to keep one foot on the floor to keep the room from spinning.

That's when you know you've had a good night.

That's when you know you've had a good night.

yep. good night, bad morning. nothin like waking up with cotton mouth. I drank like a half a gallon of water and it made me drunk again. At least the headache went away.

Been there often. It's part of the reason why I don't drink so much anymore. Scary things (like the hippo) kept happening.

The last time anything happened bad while i was drinking i got whisky drunk and beat up my brother in-law and went to jail. Public drunk charge was 90 bucks. I woke up in jail, called home and asked what i did to go to jail. after i got the entire story i was glad it was only a public drunk charge...

The peach vodka and sunny d wasnt too bad really. you can mix them strong as hell and not even really taste the vodka. Usually im a whisky and coke drinker but my GF wanted somthing different so we got that instead. Next on the list, i think im getting some 151. we went through a liter of vodka and a gallon of sunny d last night. Good times man.

My GF just told me to go get some more sunny d. here we go again. im getting some coke for me and the punch for her. Im ready for whiskey again.

Im not an alcoholic, i just like to get really drunk often as possible.

captain morgan and coke, im a pretty plain guy.

If I want to get drunk really fast, shots of everclear. (like the time I showed up 2 hours late and had to play catch up.)

My GF just told me to go get some more sunny d. here we go again. im getting some coke for me and a punch for her.

that's just mean! :grinno:

sunny D is gross, some girl here drank so much her skin colour changed. i think she went orange. (like orange orange)

Consumers began to lose faith in the product, particularly when a little girl turned orange having drunk large quantities of it.

too bad it doesn't turn you green.

I'd buy a whole bunch and run around saying "you wont like me when im angry"

hahahaha..

get some Tropicana. it's so damn good. shame i've drunk it all...

too bad it doesn't turn you green.

I'd buy a whole bunch and run around saying "you wont like me when im angry"

:lol:

:smokin:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/hotrod_chevyz/zquickscetch.jpg


i also dabble in the arts:icon16:

After the last few paries I went to, I have found that I really like jello shots.
I start off with a few Bud Lights, then hit the jello shots hard. I had about 30 last time. They were great. 5 bud lights, 1 corona, 2 soco mixers, and 30 jello shots later, I was GOOOOOOOD. But never try and play circle of death after 30 jello shots...
Let's just say that I STAINED their lawn with a reddish-pink patch of crap. (The jello shots were watermelon and black cherry)

ever see somebody put their hand over their face to keep from puking?

its like putting your thumb over a water hose.

Well finally after weeks of trying to get the format right, the Camaro Stats (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=4196189#post4196189)are uploaded.

I want to thank all of you that submitted data as well as your Camaro pictures for the project.

TS out

ever see somebody put their hand over their face to keep from puking?

its like putting your thumb over a water hose.

I've never seen that, but it sounds funny.
But I have seen people who don't realize they are going to puke, but do. And they are just sitting/standing there, while its going on, and act like nothing is happening. Its hilarious. Just totally oblivious to what's going on.

Well finally after weeks of trying to get the format right, the Camaro Stats (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=4196189#post4196189)are uploaded.

I want to thank all of you that submitted data as well as your Camaro pictures for the project.

TS out

That thread locks up my browser? Wonder why...

Yeah the thread likes mine up as well but just got to wait till it loads.

Looks great TS, thanks for all the work you put into it. You and ZL1 are the one's that really did all the work. Ofcourse the submitted pics helped alot too though.

Yeah, its pretty sweet. Lots of info though. That's why it locks up your browser.
And my car made the cut! Woohoo!

But I didn't see the ZL1 camaro mentioned for the 69 model year. I think they made 69 of them, with the 427. But I just glanced at everything, its probably included under a different model.

Huh, your right. I don't see it either. I guess I will have to skim threw it again to see if anything obvious is missing.

Huh, your right. I don't see it either. I guess I will have to skim threw it again to see if anything obvious is missing.
i think i forgot to include zl1 and copo numbers in the first gen data. i couldn't find the complete break down of the copo cars though. i know that 201 yenko camaros were made in 69, 64 in 1968, and 54 in 1967. there are 6 remaining 1967 yenko camaros. could not find how many baldwin motion, nickey, dana, and berger cars were made.

stats look great, although it does take a bit of time to load if you click on a specific year.

Yeah I know that it takes abit more to load up if you are clicking from the first post/index. But all the stats are in that same thread, so if you do not want to wait just scroll down to the one you are looking for.

BTW, if there is any change that needs to be done, let John know and once he gathers them all, he'll send themto me and I'll update the data.

TS out

Im not sure how many of these are right or wrong. I know some were used but i didnt look them all up so dont quote me

1st gen

1967-1968: L30 327 in³
1967-1969: L26 230 in³
1967-1969: L22 250 in³
1967-1969: Z28 302 in³
1967-1969: LF7 327 in³
1967-1969: L48 350 in³
1967-1969: L35 396 in³
1967-1969: L78 396 in³
1968-1969: L34 396 in³
1969: LM1 & L65 350 1st gen
1969: COPO 9561/L72: 427 in³
1969: COPO 9560/ZL1: 427 in³
--------------------------------

2nd gen

1970-1972: 402 in³
1970-1973: 307 in³
1970-1979: 250 in³
1976-1981: 305 in³
1980-1981: 229 in³
1980-1981: 231 in³
1980-1981: 267 in
1970-1981: 350 in³
-------------------------------

3rd gen

1982-1983: 305 in³ LU5
1982-1984: 173 in³ LC1
1982-1986: 151 in³ Iron Duke I4
1982-1987: 305 in³ LG4
1983-1986: 305 in³ L69
1985-1989: 173 in³ LB8
1985-1992: 305 in³ LB9
1987-1992: 350 in³ L98
1988-1992: 305 in³ LO3
1990-1992: 191 in³ Gen II V6
-----------------------------

4th gen

1993-1995: 208 in³ 60° Gen III V6
1993-1997: 350 in³ LT1 V8
1995-2002: 231 in³ 3800 Series II V6
1997 350 in³ LT4 V8
1998-2002: 346 in³ LS1 V8

In the 4th gens (with the exception of 95) listing the engine codes is redundant because the base models came with (base coupe/RS) the v6 and the Z28/SS/1LE and so on came with the V8 power plant.

Great job to everyone involved!!!

That thread locks up my browser? Wonder why...
Weird, mine doesn't lock up. Takes like 3 sec to load no problems.

it only goes slow if you click on a specific year in the index. if you scroll down and/or click on page #'s it works fine.

problem solved. It looks good.

what is it with your country?

i've found Nicole's birthday present. good price, right spec all the stuff for it she needs. (i can't disclose what is it yet)

yet no one wants to ship outside the US. IT'S GOING STRAIGHT BACK THERE AFTERWARDS!

ARHG!

It's all about the taxes. :grinyes:

You should see what happens when we get taxed too much on imported tea. :icon16:

shouldn't be any tax for me. except import tax if the UK net catches it.

oy, never mind. :shakehead:

it's a load of crap. if you live in the US and want something from here you can have it. no one cares if you break it, once it's left our shores we'll wash our hands of any responsibility.

i'm trying to various places to ask about international shipping, but the wankers won't answer my calls.

How about you have it shipped directly to her. That way, you don't have to worry about getting out of here.

Yeah just throw it right to her.

You English are always thinking INSIDE the box...

Why don't you just have it sent to someone inside the US and then have then send it to you?

Or just have the place your getting the gift from send it to her like Poor said. Don't look to much into this. lol

How about you have it shipped directly to her. That way, you don't have to worry about getting out of here.

Because it's her christmas present. she's coming here for christmas, so i want it here so i can give it to her.

Christmas in the UK doesn't sound very festive for the holidays...j/k.
As mentioned earlier, you could just have it sent to someone here and they could ship it out to you.
Or you could be very sneaky and ship it to her anyways after Christmas and while she's at your place, just give her a bunch of filler gifts. That way, when she gets back, 'Ohh look...' another present!

Why don't you just have it sent to someone inside the US and then have then send it to you?

time, shipping costs and possibility of it getting caught for taxes, because that would take time to get it through. running out of time here.

Or just have the place your getting the gift from send it to her like Poor said. Don't look to much into this. lol

i want to wrap it, and give it to her on christmas day.

i want to wrap it, and give it to her on christmas day.

:lol:

So, how do I remove welded on sfc's?

I f'n hate these. Every time I hit a bump or crack in the road they make god awful noises and feels like something is breaking.

So, how do I remove welded on sfc's?

I f'n hate these. Every time I hit a bump or crack in the road they make god awful noises and feels like something is breaking.

With a grinder. If they are making that much of a racket they are not installed correctly, or one of the welds broke and an end is banging around under the car. Either way, not good.

Those are designed to stay tucked up under the car pretty well. If you are having problems, then they probably aren't installed properly. Like said above, get under there and check em out.

Visually, they appear to be okay. Both sides have started doing it. Grr.

That sucks. Bad luck I'm afraid. I guess that's what happens when you're the son of the devil around the holidays.

My SFC (SLP double diamonds) were bolt on's and I got to test them out for a few days before I had them welded too but if anything they got rid of alot of noise (from rattles and what not), not created more but everyone else seemed to tell you to go with the weld on's. Not always the best way to go IMO.

They helped the handling a ton but it's unreal when I hit a bump. I'll take out my camera tomorrow and see if I can get it on video. I'm very disappointed with them. I'm not sure if it's the design of these, maybe some bad welds (they seem very solid), or...I don't know, but I'm ready to remove them. It's not worth it, in my opinion.

They are suppose to sit pressed tight on the underside of the car. So there should be no room to create extra banging or vibration if they are installed correctly. So like has been said, something is wrong but you might also have some dead shocks which would become more apparent after installing since the body isn't absorbing tension like before.

All of them bad at the same time?

They are tucked tight up in the car, everything seems okay with no movement or anything in them.

All of them bad at the same time?

They are tucked tight up in the car, everything seems okay with no movement or anything in them.
lol, why would you assume all of them would have to be bad to cause vibration/noise?. If either of your front shocks were dead, you would probably hear and feel a hollow thud every time you hit a uneven road surface followed by a pong sound in the area of the sub frames.

This noise comes from all over. Front, back, both sides. I had no noticable problems what so ever prior to the sfc install. It's more of a snapping sound, like something breaking. The first time my brother and I heard it we thought it had broken the weld. I've been in cars with bad shocks (my brothers Cavy) and I believe this is a totally different type of problem.

Check all your bushings, might have a couple of those that are bad, and its not really anything you would have noticed before you put the sfc's in.

yeah i cant see why the SFC would be making the noise?

Maybe its the roof of your car giving in. You may have hacked up that things a few too may times. lol, just messin with you. I know, I'm no help at all.