Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

Man we have enough ass holes in this country. You sure your going to move here. I better put up the border security to take you out before you get here...

Pretty funny, a butt burglar refusing a fresh imported ass :screwy:




Sorry, that one was open on the firing range.

Pretty funny, a butt burglar refusing a fresh imported ass :screwy:




Sorry, that one was open on the firing range.
Are you calling me a butt pirate? lol

Are you calling me a butt pirate? lol

Em, well, let's just say confused for chasing the wrong booty, that will make the obvious seems a little less :gay:

Butt pirate, haha!

Butt pirate, haha!

Easily amused, I see.

Em, well, let's just say confused for chasing the wrong booty, that will make the obvious seems a little less :gay:
I guess I don't see how me telling 2.2 This

Man we have enough ass holes in this country. You sure your going to move here. I better put up the border security to take you out before you get here....lol Just kidding man that is cool...

is saying that I like to check out guys butts. But if that is how you take it feel free....lol. Who knows it might even be true...

Easily amused, I see.
Yes sir I am....

why do i have to be the one involved in the gay jokes?

it's somewhat obvious i'm not gay, leave me out of it.


Rally swings it that way, pick on him.

Yes poor my vagina is hurting right now. :naughty:

Why does that not surprise me?

Interception by Pittsburgh!! :grinyes:

I really need to get out to the garage tomorrow and swap these wheel studs out.
Anxious to really drive the car with the skinnies on it.

I wish I had a car worth having skinnies and slicks on it.

Eh...just more $$
:lol:

I wish I had a car that could even do a burnout with skinnies on the rear wheels :/

I drove around on 245's before the rear end install.

Holy scary. It wouldn't just bark them into 4th...it got loose.

That's crazy.

A few days ago, there was a guy with a red 05-06 Ferrari F-430 waiting in the parking lot. I talked to him for a few minutes on company time...it was a paddle-shifted mid-engine V8. And his other vehicle was an AMG-65, or something like that. Its was sweet as hell. Sorry, just had to share.

Supercars eh???

Check this out...talked to the owner a while back.
http://www.arbybean.com/ar/images/Lambo02-2.JPG

He sucks at parking. I understand he doesn't want to be close to other cars but he could have pulled up some.

I have 225/55/16's and it's all I can do to lose traction in first haha.

Sexy...and ultra rare.

Not much more in the exotics department here in St. Louie. A few vipers, a couple of ferraris, I've seen only one Lambo, but it was a Diablo VT. Sweet as hell. No pics though...camera on phone sucks balls. Plus I don't have the cable to load them on the computer.

There was an older Countach Lambo here, it's long gone now...A guy bought it for his son if he would graduate from college. Long story short, the car is gone. There is one Viper around here now, it is in rough condition though.

Personally, I dislike supercars.

At least this owner wasn't an ass.

I've counted 5 different vipers around here: A red, black, and yellow SRT-10's, one red w/ white stripe RT/10, and one blue w/ white stripes GTS.
Oh yeah, there's a Ford GT-40 roaming around here. I only saw it once. Its was smoooooooth.

I just want to race them. :lol:

I just want to race them. :lol:

I do too, just so I can say I got my ass handed to me by a supercar. Its a rare oppotunity around here.

That's why there are no super cars around here, they've all had their asses handed to them by me and my 'maro.

my 3.8l > all other super cars.

Agreed.

3.8=no balls

Oh noes.
GET 'EM!!

3.8=no balls
That coming from someone with no balls. :screwy: Even John's hampster sized genitals makes him more of a man than you.

Im not all that into Supercars as well.. only one I do like is the S7 mainly cause its American.

That coming from someone with no balls. :screwy: Even John's hampster sized genitals makes him more of a man than you.
how does you waking up to a fresh pile of shit on your hood in the morning sound? Beware of the 5.0

It's better than the pile that's usually in my pants when I wake up...

It's better than the pile that's usually in my pants when I wake up...
wtf? theres adult diapers around you know

I like the warm itchy way it feels....And the smell!

My whoring has been contained greatly and I'm still winning!

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at least i'm not last...

i have more posts than you, punk.

That coming from someone with no balls. :screwy: Even John's hampster sized genitals makes him more of a man than you.
Its about time my hamster balls got to put someone to shame :disappoin . I am a little late to the prior pages discussion but I was never really big into the super car market but I gotta say. The first time I saw a Enzo up close, I damn near nutted myself :grinyes:. I still want me a Cobra 427 jet though. Anyone thats ever been on hold with summit racing knows the body only weighs 50lb's :eek:

Well 6, I can't pass you yet in posts because that would be too obvious and would give you time to whore your way back to the top. I'll do it later...right before this banter thread closes, so I can have post supremecy.

Blasphemy. I'll always reign supreme here.

You may be king here, but we can beat your ass anytime.

You may be king here, but we can beat your ass anytime.

You forgot something: :chair::bricks1:

Pffftttt....

Blasphemy. I'll always reign supreme here.

Yeah, you're right, but I'll always be number two.

i've been dreaming of taking a '69 Camaro and dropping in a 572 big-block...

that would be fun....

Yeah, you're right, but I'll always be number two.

Yeah, em make sure that a big number 2, you never know when someone with a 6 fetish might be looking for a 9. :eek:

Yeah, em make sure that a big number 2, you never know when someone with a 6 fetish might be looking for a 9. :eek:

But isn't that why he always has that 8 year old girl calling him everyday?

i've been dreaming of taking a '69 Camaro and dropping in a 572 big-block...

that would be fun....

Fun or suicide? That would be bitchin when you get it all finished. Maybe you should bore and stroke that 572 and run alcohol...just a suggestion.

Pump gas. :grinyes:

Pump gas. :grinyes:

Cheaper and cool to brag about. Well, running alcohol is something to brag about too.

Yeah...it is all braggin rights really.

Fun or suicide? That would be bitchin when you get it all finished. Maybe you should bore and stroke that 572 and run alcohol...just a suggestion.

bore and stroke?

what, a 572 isn't big enough?

screw alcohol, nitromethane's where it's at!

turnkey engine's about $20,000 all in...

That's when you consume the alcohol and brag about your car that runs on pump gas :icon16:

Use Propane.

no, nitromethane. which is what top-fuel dragsters use.

no, nitromethane. which is what top-fuel dragsters use.

Geez.. thats too much..

wonder if anyone will start using E85 in performance applications since it has a high octane rating. there was a build up in car craft using e-85

I may be wrong, but I don't think E-85 has the power potential that gasoline does. It may have a higher octane but doesn't have the power potential.

That Hugger Orange SS I posted in goldz wheel thread runs on methane.
600/600 on the dyno.
13 PSI

Sounds expensive.

It is.
By far more into the car than it cost.

But he has tried so many different set-ups.
Car is mean.