Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

Once again I am the only one on here. Working nights really sucks.

Wow.... a part 3???? Did I pass out that long?

Yeah, you missed the big finale of 2 and the huge grand opening of 3...

So, I'm here at school now, starting the day off right with a little AF to get the blood pumpin' and the brain firing.

Wow, I am about ready to get off work. Go home have some dinner and drink a beer. Well prob not drink a beer. Then go to bed.

Dinner? Your days are so ass-backwards. You need to get a day job.

Reverse what you said.. and you'd be right, Shannon.

Well how about that, ladies and gents, the first mexican pollock :lol2:

ps-I can say that because I so happen to be a pollock.

John, if I may recommend for Banter thread4: How much can 6 and poor whore this time?

It's rediculous, 10 pages every time I log on to senseless rhetoric :nono:

OH, and whats this car talk in the off topic forum? :eek:

oooo... i just read that sony is delaying the PS3 in europe. there is gonna be a frenzy worse than that of the xbox 360. if any of you are smart, buy a ps3 and sell that bitch on ebay for like a grand. Im gonna be a somewhat rich man :iceslolan

it is comin out nov 17th. im thinkin of buyin 2, keep one and make a killing on the other.

Aren't they releasing Halo 3 at the same time as the PS3? That's gonna kill sales for the PS3 because Halo is such a huge hit. Plus they are only releasing it for the X-Box 360. So you have to buy a 360 to play Halo 3.

And Wright, I like your thinkin. Putting my name in the title of the 4th Banter Thread...we'll have to remind John when the time comes around for it.

we'll have to remind John when the time comes around for it.

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You guys remind EVERYONE every day!!!

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You guys remind EVERYONE every day!!!

At LEAST someone notices our hard work and dedication to the forums. :icon16:

At LEAST someone notices our hard work and dedication to the forums. :icon16:

Will be away from the forums for a while, I just choked on my lunch :spit:

You still haven't figured out how to eat properly? And you call yourself a mod...
Yeah, I'm on my way to 1k!

At LEAST someone notices our hard work and dedication to the forums. :icon16:

hehe...hey beavis, he said HARD work....hehehe

You still haven't figured out how to eat properly? And you call yourself a mod...
Yeah, I'm on my way to 1k!
once 6 jumps back on u'll get there

I'm home from work! Wright, I'm helping!

I'm going to pee, sleep, wake up and probably eat the rest of the ice cream, then I'll help you get to 1k Poor.

Who said I needed your help? I just need someone on here to BS with till I reach 1K. It just looks goofy if I post 20 times back-to-back. So I need someone to act as filler-posts.

First off.. WTH is a pollock?
and second, the next Halo game isnt done and wont be done by the time that Ps3 comes out.. so no, Halo wont bust out when Ps3 does.. I heard this a while back.

First off.. WTH is a pollock?


You no Polski?

First off.. WTH is a pollock?
and second, the next Halo game isnt done and wont be done by the time that Ps3 comes out.. so no, Halo wont bust out when Ps3 does.. I heard this a while back.

Ok then, the last I heard, which was a long-ass time ago, was that they were planning to release Halo3 at the same time as the PS3. I guess Playstation caught a break.
Wasn't someone going to do a movie on Halo?
And speaking of movies, anyone see the new one, "Crank" or "The Protector"? Both of those look badass.

You no Polski?

You cant answer a question with a question.

Also I heard that at first too, Poor, but I have heard what I said more recently, and last time I remember, yes there was suppost to be a Halo movie but I havent heard anything of it.. i'll look into it.

You cant answer a question with a question..

And why?

All I wanted to know is what a pollock was..

Also, there is a Halo movie.. its suppost to come out somewhere up to mid 2008.

And why?

Hey, this isn't "Whose Line is it Anyway"...
So why don't you answer his question?

Eh yeah, I guess there's not that many of us in Texas huh?

It's an old slang that sometimes the Polish immigrant workers wouldnt quite get their instructions straight and do their job a little backwards, but it got done.

Hey, this isn't "Whose Line is it Anyway"...
So why don't you answer his question?

Watch there sparky, #1,000 may be further out of reach then you think :devil:

Watch there sparky, #1,000 may be further out of reach then you think :devil:

And only 6 posts away.. such a shame.. :lol:

I don't know if I like this game anymore...

I don't know if I like this game anymore...

:lol: Its funny how quickly you forget something that John has said

You would have to be breaking an AF guideline to get banned

Now although we could get you for postwhoring.. meh, it isnt that big of a deal.

In other words, you're not bothering anybody with your multiple posts, or not enough people to get you banned, so dont worry about it.

Good. I think I can pull this off before I have to leave tonight. I got bowling league that I almost forgot about.

Guys, I just want to make something very clear about post whoring. We do not allow post whoring, it is not only frowned upon, Repeatedly doing so will get you banned as well. Post unrelated to a topic or not of a technical nature are not a issue at all but a post just to increase post count or with no substance to it or that only means something to the poster is uncalled for and will get threads like this one locked.

Which will tick me off , very much. So please enjoy your right to talk about anything you like that is pg13 related but do not waste bandwidth and Igor's money.

I provide my fair share of what I like to call 'help' or 'advice' to others. Its just not my problem if they take it, like those pills I bought off some guy on the corner.

This has nothing to do with that Poor, I know you contribute. This is about posts with no substance. This thread was not made with the intension of post whoring to raise post counts. It is meant for you guys to be able to goof off with each other and "banter". Each and every post should have substance, it should add to the topic or to the discussion whatever it might be but I don't want to see posts with the intension of adding another one to there count.

ban‧ter  /ˈbæntər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ban-ter] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun 1. an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; good-natured raillery.
–verb (used with object) 2. to address with banter; chaff.
–verb (used without object) 3. to use banter

ban‧ter  /ˈbæntər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ban-ter] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun 1. an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; good-natured raillery.
–verb (used with object) 2. to address with banter; chaff.
–verb (used without object) 3. to use banter

Thank you Dr. Phil... :uhoh:

Your welcome, douche. I swear to god, if that 8 year old calls me one more time today, I'm going to hang myself.

ban‧ter  /ˈbæntər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ban-ter] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–noun 1. an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; good-natured raillery.
–verb (used with object) 2. to address with banter; chaff.
–verb (used without object) 3. to use banter
Whats your point?

I didn't know exactly what banter meant, I assumed it was kinda like small talk or something along those lines. Now I know and everyone else will too.

Ok, but as I said in the past. Its to poke fun at each other and goof around which is exactly what banter means but a post without any meaning or substance is a waste of space and money. So all I am trying to get across is lets keep the thread alive but be a little more careful of not abusing this thread or any other thread with post with no intension other than to add 1 more to the count. Thanks

Way to go Poor! This isn't all about you getting 1k posts. You got us all in trouble now....good going, loser. :rofl:

w00t!!

Paid for the ProStar skinnies today.
Now I need tires.

That's awesome.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Chevrolet-Corvette-ZR1-LT5-1991-Corvette-ZR1-All-Original-Only-10K-Miles-Wow_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6168QQihZ007QQitemZ 170026550597QQrdZ1 = sex

Nice car.

Been a while since I have seen a ZR1 around. I know I have a couple pics of one from a couple years back.
Thing made insane power on the bottle.

I have seen one in my life. It was at a truck stop and an old man was driving it. BTW, I have found your new project! http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/92-Corvette-LT5-engine-and-ZF-6speed-trans_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ33615QQihZ001QQit emZ110029174394QQrdZ1 That'd be perfect in the TA when you get tired of your setup.

there were a few at carlisle but i never see them on the road. if u want some pics here they are; http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/raccooncrazy/album?.dir=3db5re2&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos

I love ZR1 and C4's in general. The only real complaint I have had about the 3 I have owned so far was the seats fall apart very easily but I love the very simple style that yet is very sporty and the clam shell hood with that long front is just the makings of a very hot car IMO.

I have seen one in my life. It was at a truck stop and an old man was driving it. BTW, I have found your new project! http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/92-Corvette-LT5-engine-and-ZF-6speed-trans_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ33615QQihZ001QQit emZ110029174394QQrdZ1 That'd be perfect in the TA when you get tired of your setup.
I could use that tranny...
But I think I will take my motor.

I could use that tranny...
But I think I will take my motor.

Good, no need to convert to the overhead cam crowd now.

But I always wondered this, if someone took just a regular LS1, like out of an SS, and decided to adapt everything into an OHC setup, hypothetically, what type of numbers could possibly be seen?

Obviously, there are variations in cams and stuff, but lets say they kept the stock cam specs and just moved the cam. Sure, it would rev higher and lose some torque down low, but would the more revs increase the peak hp/torque?

Can't do that with an LS1.
Cam location is set with the block.

Good, no need to convert to the overhead cam crowd now.

But I always wondered this, if someone took just a regular LS1, like out of an SS, and decided to adapt everything into an OHC setup, hypothetically, what type of numbers could possibly be seen?

Obviously, there are variations in cams and stuff, but lets say they kept the stock cam specs and just moved the cam. Sure, it would rev higher and lose some torque down low, but would the more revs increase the peak hp/torque?

To do something like that is possible, but not very practical. As Curtis stated, the ls1 block is designed with the cam in the current location. Chain guides would have to be designed and fabricated, accessories would have to be relocated, oil galleys would have to be redesigned throughout the entire block, new heads and cam housings (obviously) to name a few things. The increase in revs wouldn't create enough of a difference to compensate for the increased weight all these things are going to add. If you go with a really radical cam you will create an interferrence fit, which means if anything happens to the timing chain(s), cams or keyways you will drive the valves into the pistons, resulting in a sound on the highway that is along the lines of fingernails on a chalk board at mach 1.

I know it wouldn't be worth even attempting it, just a hypothetical...

Who the hell messed with my stars and post count? Very funny to whoever pulled that one off...
I was practically there about 2 months ago...

Hypothetical thoughts are where some very good designs have come from. Keep thinking, who knows, you might hit something one of these days.

Who the hell messed with my stars and post count? Very funny to whoever pulled that one off...
I was practically there about 2 months ago...

someone should do that to Rally. he'd cry. seriously, he would..

whoa....i haven't visited this forum for ages. i've amost been busy...

If it makes you feel any better Poor, I still have all my posts and stars!


EDIT: Who ever did that awesome prank on Poor, please don't do that to me :)

When I noticed it, I was like WTF? Eh, I know its a joke, very clever.
Who did it anyway? Who'd I piss off?

When I noticed it, I was like WTF? Eh, I know its a joke, very clever.
Who did it anyway? Who'd I piss off?
you piss off everyone. every single time you log onto AF and decide to press your fingers against the keyboard. you piss us off

You guys are really quite nice to each other. :lol:

you piss off everyone. every single time you log onto AF and decide to press your fingers against the keyboard. you piss us off

Yeah, I know, but your vote doesn't count, you're not a mod....therefore, you don't matter. :)