Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

And you call yourself a mod...pffft.....
i can't win can i :lol:

6 joined 13 days prior to you, which days are these you speak of :screwy:

I meant the days when he didnt post in the banter thread. :p

Poor, I certainly did get post #1000.

Zl1, nope, not a chance of winning.

I'm still not seeing a video either. Not cool.

HEY!!!!



Best I can do right now...

http://www.arbybean.com/ar/images/dynochart.JPG


And the car on the dyno...I need to get my front runners.
http://www.arbybean.com/ar/images/Dyno.JPG

Poor, I certainly did get post #1000.

Zl1, nope, not a chance of winning.

No, no you didn't. If you look at my post, it says in the top right corner, '#1000'.
You can't have all the glory 6.

And I think that is a fake dyno sheet. No car makes that high of numbers.
But we believe you, you didn't have to prove it...

Poor, if you'd listen you might understand something. Look at the old banter threads and what reply number they ended on. They ended in '999'. The first post doesn't count as a reply. I was reply #999 to the first post, or in turn, the 1000th post in the new banter thread. You were the #1000th reply, thereby giving you the post number 1001.

And I think that is a fake dyno sheet. No car makes that high of numbers.
j/k. But we believe you, you didn't have to prove it...

That post wouldve been funnier if it didnt have the jk.

Poor, if you'd listen you might understand something. Look at the old banter threads and what reply number they ended on. They ended in '999'. The first post doesn't count as a reply. I was reply #999 to the first post, or in turn, the 1000th post in the new banter thread. You were the #1000th reply, thereby giving you the post number 1001.

If you look at the very first post, is says on the top-right corner, '#1', so counting from ONE, not the replies, I got the THOUSANDTH post.

That post wouldve been funnier if it didnt have the jk.

There, I fixed it...

You did not get the 1k post, so stfu.

You did not get the 1k post, so stfu.

Don't be mad that you're wrong and I'm right...:icon16:

If you look at the very first post, is says on the top-right corner, '#1', so counting from ONE, not the replies, I got the THOUSANDTH post.

Yeah, people go off of that anyway, so :1: for Poor. The one big point I can give you is that notice how the 2nd banter thread stops at 4999 replies but at 5K posts..

Thank you Rally, for being unbiased and truthful.

He's wrong.

Aww...6...don't be a sore loser and get you panties in a bunch. Have some soco and a midol.

Okay Poor, here....
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6153/4999ih6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
notice how that ends in reply number 4,999 but it's actually post number 5k, requiring you to add one to that number you see.


http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8530/5000lt3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
That shows post number 5,000 being reply number 4,999. So actually I got the one thousandth post, you got the 1000th reply.

Wait, maybe I am wrong.....I dunno.....

Reverse what you said.. and you'd be right, Shannon.

Yeah, hush....

So, Poor is right, he did get the 1000th post and Shannon was wrong. Roll credits, the end.

The NUMBER IN THE TOP-RIGHT CORNER INDICATES THE POST NUMBER, NOT REPLY NUMBER. (Like you circled)
If you go back and look at my post where I rightfully claim 1000, it's not REPLIES, its the actual post number.
You just proved yourself wrong with the illustration.
If you could go back right when I posted 1000, the replies # (in first illustraion) read 999.

ok then...so...I have a lifter tapping in my car now. Anyone else have any problems?

I have a cracked dash piece cos my mom knocked over a pop in my car and threw it up on the dash to get it out of the seat. I need new rotors, which will get here Friday. I have an intake gasket leak. I'm almost certain the transmission mount is broken and..........that's all I can think of.

ok then...so...I have a lifter tapping in my car now. Anyone else have any problems?
mentally, probably
my truck has many, all started after i got hit by a deer. im on the search for another (can't get another camaro till at least next sept :crying: )

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/8530/5000lt3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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I am funny :lol: . Sorry I am just making note of the fact I am funny not only on my screen but on others as well :uhoh:.

I am funny :lol: . Sorry I am just making note of the fact I am funny not only on my screen but on others as well :uhoh:.
Haha, yep, same on my screen as yours....without the jizz stains of course.

Well, I have a lifter tapping, an exhaust leak, need new rear brake pads, right side suspension is sagging, flaking front bumper, cracked front bumper, black tape covering rust on the hood, no passenger side O2 sensor (should be here soon), defective high beams, blown speakers, and a permanent steering pull that goes to the right. Damn my car sucks when you think about it.

Due to my ex I have leaky t-tops, a scratched windshield because one winter I took a cd case to scrape the ice off and scratched it beyond buffing out, my exhaust rattles when I'm idling (do not have a clue about that one), I need rear brakes, e-brake doesn't work, no cat (intentional), uhhh.....the ac pulley thing rattles when the ac or heat isn't on.....uhhh......

It might be easier to list good things about my car....

My exhaust, well, one of the header primaries sits on the tranny bellhousing, so that vibrates all the time. But I don't have T-tops. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

There's nothing good about my car, it's a piece of junk now that I have already made the other list.

Hmmm....my extensive list of upgrades.....
3" exhaust all the way back to my 3" in/dual out Dynomax Super Turbo muffler
!cat
K&N air filter
3.42 gears
SLP CAI
Clear corner turn signals and side markers
And other little things not worth mentioning....

OOH, OOH, I have 1 new plug wire! One was damaged and I was too lazy to replace the other 5!

OOH, OOH, I have 1 new plug wire! One was damaged and I was too lazy to replace the other 5!

I'm disappointed. That SHOULD read, "...replace the other 7"

You're are correct. That's part of my weight reduction mod!

Yeah, cutting off some of that iron block sure does cut down on weight.

Poor, with 2 more posts you will have twice the banter thread posts as 3rd place!

Mmmm.....cookies n creme ice cream!

HELL YEAH! Time to start celebrating early!

You know, people are gonna start freaking out tomorrow morning again with all the new pages in this thread.

Yeah, cutting off some of that iron block sure does cut down on weight.
Yep, the weight reduction is how I end up edging out Curtis in his TA in the quarter. :smokin:

Not too many people can brag about that one. You must have a beast under your hood.

Yeah you guys do need to start slowing down.. when I got home there was about 5 new pages.

Yeah, I don't like to brag though. I'm putting down close to 40 hp to the wheels...Yeah, it's fast.

His TA does about the same in the 1/4 as my bike, that's unreal to me. I think my bike is super fast. I couldn't imagine that in a car.

Yeah, I don't like to brag though. I'm putting down close to 40 hp to the wheels...Yeah, it's fast.

God, I don't even think 'tricked out' civic could keep up with that.

God, I don't even think 'tricked out' civic could keep up with that.
They can't! My car sucks ass, seriously. When I had 3.08's it was all it could do to pull away from a Cavy haha.

Wow Poor, you're averaging a whole 1.33 posts!

Eh...you live with what you've got.
Believe it or not, you got a better car than most.
But we always want better...faster.

Wow Poor, you're averaging a whole 1.33 posts!

Just 6 months ago, I was averaging 0.17 posts a day! Its incredible.

I got this car really cheap, I've had 2 v6 and 2 v8 Camaro's. I could have had a v8 this time but opted for a cheaper v6 at the time, which I now highly regret.

I got this car really cheap, I've had 2 v6 and 2 v8 Camaro's. I could have had a v8 this time but opted for a cheaper v6 at the time, which I now highly regret.

No good living with regrets man. But think of it this way, you would be regretting something if you had a V8 also. Just in a different way.

Hey 6, check this out:

http://www.ls1.com/forums/member.php?find=lastposter&f=63

Its how I'm doing at another forum. Luos posts there too, actually.

It's been fun with the v6, I've spent more money in the car than I paid for it doing little projects and stupid stuff, so it's been okay. I'll never own another one though.

Most of us are like that with our cars. Putting more money in them than we paid for them. That's the price we pay for loving our cars more than anything else.

I'm registered to a couple of other forums too, just rarely post on them. Nice, 5 posts per day.

Its been fun 6, but I'm goin to bed. I got school tomorrow, then I have to call my mechanic and see if they can squeeze me in for an engine cleaning to try and remedy that lifter, then get my hair cut off. I'll get to that 1K tomorrow.

I've got to go to bed too, I've got to be up in 4 hours to work 9 hours and drop my car off at the mechanics tomorrow to have some stuff done to it. Night man.

good night all, i too have classes in the morning. peace