Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

i tried waiting for the ground to open up and swallow me.

but i got fed up of waiting, so now i'm here.


my guess is just wait it out, hard to tell what's going to happen.

well, only for the moment. i worked out how to predict the futrue the other day. so once i've worked out all the kinks in the theory, i'll tell you what's going to happen.

i feel like shit.

how's everyone else doing?

i tried waiting for the ground to open up and swallow me.

but i got fed up of waiting, so now i'm here.


my guess is just wait it out, hard to tell what's going to happen.

well, only for the moment. i worked out how to predict the futrue the other day. so once i've worked out all the kinks in the theory, i'll tell you what's going to happen.


Yeah, I think that's all I can do at the moment. I'm not going to force anything and let her make all the moves and see what happens. If she doesn't make an attempt to convince me about a lot of this stuff, I might just pull the plug and cut my losses. Everything just looked so different a month ago.

But when you get that future stuff worked out, let me know. I could definately use it, especially for the lottery.

what is wrong with you ppl?

You spend all this time with us and you still don't know?
Life is what's wrong with us. We are little puppets for the amusement of a higher being. We are the ants and he has the magnifying glass. He hates me and wants to watch me suffer.

Jesus H Christ :disappoin

It's this simple:

"Are we gonna bone or what?!?! " :screwy:

If not, then, NEXT!

I wish it was that easy. Its hard to get some when you hardly see each other. I could just drop it, but then the possibility isn't there anymore. Worth it or not? Six one way, half-dozen the other.

Damn, I need to take another shit.

i feel like absolute shit. i've got so much on my fucking mind right now. first, i have 2 months to lose 20lbs. second, i don't know if i'm going to make enough to pay for university. third, i don't know what i'm doing for appartments and shit. fourth, i don't know if i'm going to be able to keep my job because (according to my aunt who knows my boss) i'm fucking something up but my boss isn't telling me and is thinking of letting me go because of it. i could elaborate but i'm so tired, and i got 10hrs of sleep last night.

fucking life.

i just wish summer was over so i could get back to the simple life of rowing, school, drinking, and casual sex

. I could just drop it, but then the possibility isn't there anymore. .

What the hell? Is this the only piece of ass in town?:rolleyes:

I keep thinking about my ex. so many things are reminding me of her.

i wish there was something i could've done to prevent what happened.


the whole point of taking excessive amounts of drugs recently was to help me forget it all. hasn't worked at all.

Guys... My weekend was so much fun and yet so horrible at the same time...

I see all you did was post pictures of pot and talk about ex's again...

I need some help though with some questions... First off, how long does it take that shit to get out of your system if you have to take a piss test? And... How much does a windshield cost for a 3rd gen... :( :banghead:

Don't ask what happened to the windshield... Just know that it is now non-existent...

They say 2 weeks to get it out. But there are tricks if you have to take it sooner.

Not too sure about the windsheild, probably in the 150 - 200 neighborhood :dunno:

And all you guys whinning about ex-es, c'mon, yiou have a whole life ahead of you move on already and stop being so damned :emo:

depends how much you took. 2 days to 6 weeks.

Windscreen's probably about $450. at least they are over here.

Gah... Well, there wasn't that much... Just a few hits and it was my first time... I wanna get this other job here soon but I have to take a piss test and now I'm wishing I hadn't been drinking so much this weekend to go and do that...

I guess I'm not gonna worry about the windshield then... I'll just trade in the 3rd gen as is and get rid of it here finally. :/

for drug tests: http://ca.askmen.com/sports/health_100/149_mens_health.html

since it was your first time and it was only a bit, probably not long, a few days. when do you think you're taking a piss test?

I'll probably have to take it in like 2-3 weeks... Maybe 4 weeks, I'm not sure of a date yet...

then you've got nothing to worry about, you'll be fine. just make sure you don't smoke up between now and then and you'll be fine.

btw how'd you like it? did you get high?

btw how'd you like it? did you get high?
Well... I was pretty drunk when I did it... My buddy and I were drunk for almost 3 days straight, so I was pretty messed up. He said that I suggested it and I don't remember suggesting it. But I guess I didn't hesitate to do it. lol... It was alright I guess... I mean I got even more messed up afterwards... So messed up that I did something really stupid but everybody else found hilarious... I was like that for a few hours while we kept drinking and then I got so freakin hungry... I ate 4 pepperoni rolls, 3 grilled cheese, and 2 1/2 pizzas! It was ridiculous... And I was still hungry... lol

i like to bbq while smoking. that way i have good food ready when i want it.

Weed can stay detectable in urine for up to 4 weeks because it is fat-soluble. But depends on how much and how often you smoke it. If you want to be on the safe side, drink some cranberry juice. Its full of antioxidants that help cleanse the system.

What the hell? Is this the only piece of ass in town?:rolleyes:

No, but this route is cheaper. I don't have to spend money on dates and shit and earn it. And sure, there are slutty chicks, but I don't want any 'gifts that keep on giving'. I know where this girl has been and I don't have to work all that hard for it. Its just easier and I'm a lazy-ass.

i want to go bow-hunting. anyone know how much it costs to mount a deer's head? also how much would a good hunting bow cost?

Well, I would suggest a compound bow as opposed to a recurve. A good one can cost lots of money. But if you have a Bass Pro shop around you, they have people that can help you pick something out that's right for you. Takes a lot of practice to get used to and takes some muscle depending on the draw you get.

if antioxidants help, it's red wine and tomatoes too!

Cranberry juice, goji berries, pomegranites, and pom juice are great sources of antioxidants. Oh, blueberries too.

well, aren't you the regualar nutritionist?

Well, I did tell you that I work at a grocery store. More specifically, I work in the produce department. Looks like I might have learned something.

That shit probably prevents cancer too.

i'm hoping to get a job/training working for Mercedes-Benz Commercial Diesel, and in September i'll be working in my old school doing catering stuff.

Holy poop, 2.2 is getting into the job market. Look out England!

Goji juice is supposed to be some damn good stuff... We actually have a bunch of that stuff cause my parents drink it...

Yeah, we carry a bunch of different kinds of that stuff, like Pom juice, Naked juice...etc. But that shit is expensive as hell. It costs a small fortune to drink a bottle of any of that stuff every day.

But that shit is expensive as hell. It costs a small fortune to drink a bottle of any of that stuff every day.
Your not supposed to drink a bottle a day... You only have to drink like 4oz's a day IIRC...

I didn't know there were serving suggestions.

http://www.journeys.com/images/products/1_59199_FS.jpg

what do ya'll think?

what do ya'll think?
I think somebody said if I got those same ones then we couldn't be friends anymore... :rolleyes: :icon16: lol

they're not Heelys!

they're not Heelys!
Opps... lol My bad, I didn't look at the picture that close. :uhoh:

my parents sell goji juice.... they say all of this good stuff about it but i dunno.... himalayan goji juice is supposed to be the best...

what is goji juice?

my parents sell goji juice.... they say all of this good stuff about it but i dunno.... himalayan goji juice is supposed to be the best...
Oh, I didn't know there was a difference... I thought the Himalayan one was the only one there was. lol

what is goji juice?
http://www.gojijuiced.com/images/gojibottle.jpg
That stuff. lol

it is the best if it's the only one you can get.

We don't sell the juice, but we sell the dried goji berries. They look like little red raisins. But they're said to have a shit-load of antioxidants.

this thread gives me a migraine

poop.

No, but this route is cheaper. I

Has the dating world gone back in time???

Last I was in market albeit a decade ago :frown: , everybody paid their own way. If a chick expected you pay for everything, then she's tramping it for the night, saving her money so her boryfriend/fiance/hussband doesn't question were she's been all night being a slut.

Hell, my wife and I were broke off our asses when we met, but, one time around I'd have money and pay, next time around she would, so it all worked out. :dunno:

I can't stand this old world mantality of "oh, your the man, pamper me, buy me everything under the sun, open every door for me" bullshit

insert Denis Leary voice

2 words: women's fucking lib. :thumbsup:

You need to switch yourself up from being the hunter to the hunted, there's a fineline between the 2, and get with the program.

looks like i could be out of a job. my boss lost two commercial contracts and since i'm new this year his older employees get priority for work. he's looking to get a new contract and if he does i'll be cutting grass monday-friday, if not i need a new job

I could pimp you to poor? :dunno:

looks like i could be out of a job. my boss lost two commercial contracts and since i'm new this year his older employees get priority for work. he's looking to get a new contract and if he does i'll be cutting grass monday-friday, if not i need a new job

sucks

i feel fucking exhausted. i've been getting enough sleep these past few days but for some reason i'm tired, have no energy, and feel like killing someone.

maybe you have mono

so, i was just given $1,000. it very random and unexpected.

i really doubt i have mono, i haven't made out with anyone for about 2 weeks and this shit only started two or three days ago. not to mention i don't really have any other symptomes other than fatigue.

maybe you're just tired from all that sex you're having with John and Rally.

so, i was just given $1,000. it very random and unexpected.
So that means your gonna give me half just for the hell of it? lol

so i just found out i've been excommunicated from the catholic church for apostasy

so i just found out i've been excommunicated from the catholic church for apostasy
Say what?... Is that like gettin kicked out for varying your belief in a certain aspect of it or somethin?

I haven't been to church in a long time... Hmmm... My mom was just bitching about it the other day too... Maybe I should go one of these weekends instead of getting drunk. lol

in the roman catholic church there are things for which there's automatic excommunication. it's not public or anything, they only use public excommunication for people who are publicly hurting the church and stuff, and even then they just announce in church that they've been excommunicated or something.

apostasy is when a catholic rejects his beliefs completely, and is grounds for automatic excommunication, meaning i'm still encouraged to come to mass but cannot recieve the eucharist or participate in the mass (reading, being a priest or deacon, etc.)

i just found this out because i was reading about excommunication and found out that i've been excommunicated lol

would you like a medal or something?

nobody cares. go home.