Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

lol Dude I hate that song, but I have it stuck in my head for some reason...

Yeah, its a song. Can't remember the title or group that plays it. Kinda hard to find a song when you don't know that stuff.

it's Wow, I Can Be Sexual Too by Say Anything.

Schizofrantic's manlaw... Everytime you hear a voice, take a drink! :lol:

people are talking to me and i have no idea what they're on about.

i'm confused as shit.

holy shit, i've only been gone for about 2hrs and you've covered 2 pages. anyways who knew oakley made shoes? anyways i bought some (i'm a sucker for suede) because they were comfy and looked pretty good. not a bad price, $100CAD. also bought about $100 worth of clothes (i'm in desperate need of anything summer)

i love drinking, i love smoking, i love drinking and smoking (as long as i don't do too much of both and puke). i haven't been high (without being drunk) in months, i need a joint.

damn this place got whored up in the last 12 hrs. i drank alot while i was in vegas last week. i usually dont drink too often but i was on vacation so i figured what the hell. best part was it was all free. anyway, gm nationals are tomorrow, can't wait. new camaro convertible will be there. guess im the only one from here that goes to carlisle but i'll post some pics when i get back.

anyway, gm nationals are tomorrow, can't wait. new camaro convertible will be there. guess im the only one from here that goes to carlisle but i'll post some pics when i get back.
Yay! I wanna see some good shots of the vert version. :)

Our supernationals are this weekend now too... I'm skipping out on cedar point to go to this instead... Titties, beer, and cars... You can't beat that. :icon16:

If I'm lucky I will have lots of good pictures from it. :)

Party like a Rockstar!!!! Let the weekend games begin!!!! Hehe...

i'm sobering up. this sucks.

sobering up's always the roughest part. i can actually drive alot better while i'm ripped then when i'm sobering up.

i'm going to bake some bread.

i'm going to bake some bread.
What??

Your baking the wrong thing man! Its no wonder your startin to sober up... lol :icon16:

i'm already baked. off my face.

this bread is making some awesome noises.

i'm going to be watching children of men. i loved it but a friend of mine (a girl, obviously) says it sucks. what a stupid wench

you'll have to excuse me for a minute, my narcotics won't smoke themselves.

you're doing opium, opium derivatives, or their semi-synthetic or fully synthetic substitutes? weed isn't a narcotic btw

Big train... Hit... me.... Where am I?... Beer?... Supernats?... Party!!!



Round 2, here we go! hehe...

well, i'm stoned.

Yeah, weed is a depressant. Now heroin is a form of an opiate. The only advantage is that it is out of your system in 48-72 hours, unlike weed, which can be traced for up to 6 weeks, and also depending on your hair length.

i'm stoned again.

Thought you quit that stuff...

Goddamn you pothead. Shit, I wish I was stoned right now, home alone with the girl so I could bang the shit out of her.

Thought you quit that stuff...

yeah, strangely enough i thought that too.

Shit, I wish I was stoned right now, home alone with the girl so I could bang the shit out of her.

you're going to hell.

I do it occasionally, with friends. Can't with the wife, she's pregnant.

Going to hell? Been told millions of times, but why??? You pothead. Your words have no credibility with me.

i'm too stoned to know what that means.

How much have you been eating lately? Talk about munchies 24/7.

well i'm back from the gm nationals. got about 350 pics for you guys but i have to get them organized. got pics of the new camaro vert that you guys asked for. burnout contest had an 01 z with an sts turbo system, two second gens, and a chevy monza that whited out half the fair grounds. I'll get a thread up in a day or two.

Sounds sweet. Can't wait for pics.

I'm watching the Ultimate Fighter 5 Finale right now. Damn I love the UFC!

How much have you been eating lately? Talk about munchies 24/7.

i've been eating soooooo much. loads of beef, chicken, pork, bread and fruit.

eating and drinking like a mofo! might be good for weight gain..

The wrong kind of weight gain. Shit, I'd be eating and sleeping and nothing else.

i eat, sleep and smoke. that's it.

it all ends tomorrow anyway. and i have to go grocery shopping.

Yeah, weed is a depressant. Now heroin is a form of an opiate. The only advantage is that it is out of your system in 48-72 hours, unlike weed, which can be traced for up to 6 weeks, and also depending on your hair length.
the thing about weed is that its detectable time in your system is proportional to your use. it can be out of your system in as little as 24 hours if you don't smoke much, but for potheads (not naming any names) it can take up to 6 weeks. also it's detectable in your hair as long as the hair that you smoked with is on your head. it just stays in your hair until you cut it.

i wish i was stoned right now. it's been over a month since i've smoked weed while sober (i don't count smoking and drinking as smoking because you don't really experience the high, you're just completely fucked up and have no idea what's going on.... still kicked ass at halo stoned, wasted, almost passing out from only 2hrs of sleep the night before, playing with one eye open lol.)

i'm actually gonna go biking today, i've been saying it for the past 3 days but something always came up. i'm gonna go bike to rockliffe park (the richest part of the city, it's about 2hrs away, 23 miles each way) and back. can't wait for a 4hr bike ride. i still need to lose about 15lbs by september

I don't care if it's not an opiate or whatever.

quit pissing on my parade.



going shopping on a Sunday is terrible. i had to navigate the obstacle course that is Sianbury's on Finchley Road. Then i had to dodge the group of morons we call the general public. BAH!!!

oh, and where the hell do they hide the bbq sauce in supermarkets?

oh, and where the hell do they hide the bbq sauce in supermarkets?
wanker

bbq sauce is usually by the ketchup.

bbq sauce is usually by the ketchup.

yes, but i couldn't find that either.

so i must've smoked a lot in the last few days. and i do mean a lot. because i haven't smoked for 24 hours, but i'm still a bit stoned. i think.

i need a joint.

you're gonna get hooked

nah.

but i do need another joint. hurrah for forgetting stuff!

Shit, I work at a grocery store and the ketchup, mustard, and bbq sauce is in aisle 1. So, check aisle 1.

And weed stays in your system so long because it is fat-soluble and doesn't pass as quickly as some of the other ones. Just start slamming cranberry juice and it will be out of your system within a day.

really?

wow.

i still have about a quarter-ounce left. instead of 28 grams i got 32 when i picked up. hurrah for getting a free 4 grams!

You turd, now I want to get high again, just not as high as last time, because I was scared as hell last time.

or maybe you weren't high enough.... i find i only get paranoid and stuff when i'm sort of high, and even then it doesn't happen much (only happened once or twice and wasn't severe). i also get little instances of paranoia when i'm coming down if i'm driving and i forget what side of the road i'm on, and can't tell because it's really dark, then see lights coming towards me, then they go by and i'm fine

You turd, now I want to get high again, just not as high as last time, because I was scared as hell last time.

hehe..

i have to go bill up in a minute. i had the house to myself for 4 days, so i was smoking a lot.

stoned bowling tomorrow!

No, I was so high that it felt like my head of bobbing when it wasn't. And then I would have moments where I would pass out for a moment, and then wake back up. Or I would feel like I was in a dream or something. But I only get paranoid when I'm completely blazed. I just smoked toooo much, so much in fact, that I was scared of the blunt when it came back to me, because I knew how high I was.

hehe..

i have to go bill up in a minute. i had the house to myself for 4 days, so i was smoking a lot.

stoned bowling tomorrow!

Hell yeah bowling! I'm going to Six Flags in a few weeks and I think I should get high before going. Its a huge theme park, kinda like Disney World, just not that big. Kick-ass rides like rollercoasters.

sounds like you were rollercoastering.

the worst rollercoastering is when you're moving your head, all you can "see" (your eyes are closed) are all crazy colours, like when you stare at a bright light. and then you puke.

only rollercoastered badly once. done it intentionally a few times, good fun.

friends are taking me there on july 14th as an early b-day present. they have some sick rides. i've been bowling for 12 years but have never bowled drunk. if you go to midnight bowling, its funny to watch drunks and stoners bowl but sometimes they go too far.

haha, i have to go night bowling stoned. that would be too funny.

i have to quit smoking once i run out.

I bowl a lot too, but I have never done it drunk or stoned. But now I want to. Maybe I'll try it next week.

its funny but only to a point. at night the lasers and spining lights make things interesting.

Only if you do the glow bowling stuff. Not a huge fan of that, they over-charge for the glow bowling crap. Regular bowling is fine for me.

i bowl. in both meanings.

aha... aha... aha...

not really, i prefer joints to bongs or pipes. well, i like bongs.

i have a joint on my desk, not sure if i want it now or not.

its funny but only to a point. at night the lasers and spining lights make things interesting.

what the hell kind of bowling alley do you go to?

glow bowl is fri, sat, and sun nights. thats when all the drunks and pot heads show up. pins glow in the dark, lasers shoot everywhere, colored lights spin around, etc. i guess drunk bowling in the middle of the day would be a bit safer, lol.

that sounds like a fucking rave..

so anyway. life is overrated.

Life is overrated. And there is too much drama in life sometimes. I hate it. But I like blunts and pipes.

On a side-note, I think I might delete my 'myspace' page because its GAY. Might sit on that idea for a few days.

i barely go on there now.

i think i might ditch it an facebook. cut myself off from the world or something.

had enough of it for the moment.

It was ok at first, but now, I have no reason for it. I think I might go for a run tonight. Sure its late and dark, but I need to clear my mind and get some exercise.

Maybe I'll drive to the track or something. No, I think I'll just run around here.