Banter Thread Part 3 (Back with a Vengeance, this time its personal)

i'm exhausted.

g'night bitches.



whore it up in my absence.

Well I passed my ACLS class, yay for me.

I hate running. Anyone who likes running needs to reconsider their priorities. I would not care if I did not run another mile for the rest of my life. In the last 19 weeks, I have ran ~200 miles. That is more than enough, haha.

I also need a second job. Anyone hiring?
do you like any form of excercise? i LOVE rowing and biking. i can do either for hours on end (and i'm not talking about stationary shit, i hate that stuff with a passion). i biked 58 km (36 miles) a few weeks ago just for the hell of it. i needed something to do so i just decided to bike to parliament. as for rowing, i hate it but i love it. whenever i'm not rowing i want to be rowing and whenever i'm rowing i want to get off the water. i don't mind doing steady state stuff (the really easy stuff, unless you haven't rowed much, then it could be hard for you) but when we're doing 500m sprint intervals, 2000m sprints, 1 minute intervals, etc. i hate it.

i love/hate my job

i love playing sports. anything with a sport or competitive aspect.. ill love. even bowling and billiards. ;D

i thnk im just a competitive asshole... i love racing too. :Dhell, id race even if i KNEW id lose. i race in my DD neon ;D

lol same goes for me, i love competition, and i HATE defeat unless i'm completely expected to lose. when i was in grade 9 i'd wrestle some seniors who had 40-50lbs on me just because i loved the challenge and they were some of the only guys who would wrestle me, not to mention nobody my age was a challenge (went to a boarding school so alot of rough housing went on)

i even like fighting, i'll fight a guy with 60lbs on me (not a serious fight, just a little tussle) just for the hell of it.

i used to ride a bike on a regular basis, then i got a car and the bike got less use. i still take the occasional ride on a bike trail though, just a few miles. I don't run but at work on certain days i'm walking the entire time. i do play a few sports to get exercise like golf, bowling, and racquetball. i like compitition to a certain extent.

same here, as soon as i got my license i stoped biking as much, it takes so much longer. this coming school year i'm moving out and i won't be able to afford a car and an appartment so i'm storing the car (parents are only going to pay for one of the two and i can't afford school and one of those) and using my bike, the bus, and my legs (when i'm drunk, remember kids, don't drink and bike).

i'm hooked on this song http://youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnDuzgkjo

i love playing sports. anything with a sport or competitive aspect.. ill love. even bowling and billiards. ;D

i thnk im just a competitive asshole... i love racing too. :Dhell, id race even if i KNEW id lose. i race in my DD neon ;D

I love playing sports too! My favorites are Tennis and Ping Pong. Speaking of ping pong I just picked up a second table today for $20 at a yardsale. The hurricanes of a few years back had caused some nice warpage on my old table. The only thing I don't like about the new guy is its a four piece. I don't like the four peice as much as the two, because the four makes a weird bounce if it hits the center line. The new guy is a different color though! Now I have a green table and a blue table!

i'm hooked on this song http://youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnDuzgkjo

Oh man, I love that song.

yea thats a pretty good song.

what! only 3-4 posts since i was here last..HOURS ago?! where the hell is 2.2?!

lol, jk..

man why do girls get so pissed off when you grab their boobs.

i mean.. i was just kiddin :(

anyway..

i want a SRT-4 engine in my daily neon.

with a fmic.. please.

anyone care to give it to me :D?

plus do a 5 speed rebuild complete with a short shift kit?

oh.. itd also be nice if you could get me wider rims..


(i still got the maro .. no takers down here..bitches. im willing to go down to 7K too and then...)

what! only 3-4 posts since i was here last..HOURS ago?! where the hell is 2.2?!

sitting in his car, in the driveway litening to music through the computer with speakers.

I love playing sports too! My favorites are Tennis and Ping Pong. Speaking of ping pong I just picked up a second table today for $20 at a yardsale. The hurricanes of a few years back had caused some nice warpage on my old table. The only thing I don't like about the new guy is its a four piece. I don't like the four peice as much as the two, because the four makes a weird bounce if it hits the center line. The new guy is a different color though! Now I have a green table and a blue table!
i've got my grandfather's old pin pong table, still in great condition. it's a two piece and the only thing that's wrong with it is that every once in a while a nail will pop up a bit and you have to nail it down so that the ball doesn't bounce funny.

i think i'll bike to the prime minister's house today, it's beautiful outside so why not. might have to get some eggs on the way though. a good 20-25 mile bike ride each way

The problem I have with biking is I tend to overdo it. 20 miles in the woods is nothing for me, most I have done is 65 in one day. Then, when I load everything up, it takes 2 days after to get the stink of me out of my truck. Other than that, its great.

so cycle 32.5 miles to somewhere, and 32.5 miles home and you don't need to take the truck at all.

Problem with that is I hate road riding, and seeing as how I live in a small city, I'd have to road ride to get to any trails. Just something about riding on the road with a downhill bike....

uh.. i'm so exhausted.

i was woken up at 8:30am by my phone. neighbour sent a text asking whether his tyre was safe because he kerbed his wheel and took a chunk of rubber out of the sidewall.

started washing the Golf, felt tired, went very very slowly. got asked to more ~1,500lb of railway sleepers in the garden, did. sat in the car (in the driveway) listening to music.

and here i am now.

hurrah! shower time, then write in my journal..

Problem with that is I hate road riding, and seeing as how I live in a small city, I'd have to road ride to get to any trails. Just something about riding on the road with a downhill bike....
i hear ya, it's very annoying riding on a street with a mountain bike, that's why i use my dad's 30 year old road bike. that thing simply flies, it's amazing, i even find myself passing slow-moving cars, or racing them without them knowning.

oh you bad man.

i hear ya, it's very annoying riding on a street with a mountain bike, that's why i use my dad's 30 year old road bike. that thing simply flies, it's amazing, i even find myself passing slow-moving cars, or racing them without them knowning.
i got one of those but it needs new tires. its fun to ride but i still like my dual suspension mountain bike.

I feel like a got hit by 2 trains...

48 hours of no sleep, 10 hours of meetings, and 4 hours of drinking... Here I am now... 6 hours of sleep later and I'm supposed to go meet this chicks mom in a little bit. I'm gonna look like such a crackwhore. lol

nice..

and I smell like beer still... lol


Time for a shower I think.

gotta love those days, just load yourself up with caffein, shower, and go.

i also love my dual suspension mountain bike, it's so much more comfortable to ride but i find i get a better workout with my road bike and i like the reduced resistance.

gotta love those days, just load yourself up with caffein, shower, and go.
Yeah, too bad I have like no caffeine in the house... :(

Guess I'll have to make a stop somewhere else first...


but after riding all day by ass hurts more than a night with Rally and John.
You make this sound like you know from previous experiences with them... :uhoh: :icon16:

he's a prison bitch.

i actually did work again today, so i'm tired.

g'night bitches.

fuck you 2.2, that bastard edited my post lol

waaaaaaaaaaaaaa uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup lol whats up bitches..havent been on all weekend....

Not getting along right now...lol

Well folks, I haven't been around due to the fact that I have been busy of late both on AF, work as well as home. Anyway wanted to share what has transpired recently.

First a bit of history, I have a corner house, as you can see in the pics, and it seems that there is an accident every few weeks at the intersection. Well I got fed up and sent a letter to the DOT (Dept of Transportation) Commissioner and a few other people about putting in a traffic light. This was back in April, I get a email saying they are looking into it and will give me a finding in mid June. This past Tuesday they put in two new stop signs on the avenue (the side street already had one). Well it seems that the jerks driving on the avenue are either blind or refuse to acknowledge that you have to stop now. I said to myself there will be another accident by weeks end.

Fast forward to yesterday, while eating an early dinner, we hear a loud thump (actually 3 thumps), the house felt like a truck was passing by and another accident happened. So we went to the front and bam, we see an suv had crashed into our front wall. :banghead:

It seems that a van coming down the street stopped and then proceed to go into the intersection. An SUV speeding down the avenue ignored the new stop sign (mind you, there is another sign half a block before telling you there will be a stop sign coming up), and it flies through the intersection. They crash and the suv is pushed toward my house, crashes through the new stop sign (which flies into the air and falls down on my neighbors brand new BMW suv and splits open the hood, and finally crashing into my wall.
Heres the pics... (more pics and video on my website (http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/CornerAccidents/20070609/).)

SUV smashes into my wall.
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/CornerAccidents/20070609/20070609_02.jpg

Totally destroyed my entrance gate and parts of the stairs and the wall...
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/CornerAccidents/20070609/20070609_20.jpg

They took some of the passengers to the hospital (actually three people),
btw that BMW suv you see there is my neighbors which when the SUV crashed through the stop sign, made it fly into the air and crashed on top of the BMW (which is only a few months old) like a guillotine and cracked the hood.
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/CornerAccidents/20070609/20070609_08.JPG

Cracked hood of the BMW...
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/CornerAccidents/20070609/20070609_13-NeighborsCar.JPG

The only 3 days old new stop sign. (may it rest in peace) :lol:
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/CornerAccidents/20070609/20070609_11.JPG

View from across the street...
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/CornerAccidents/20070609/20070609_15.JPG

The Suv being towed away...
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/CornerAccidents/20070609/20070609_22.JPG

The aftermath...
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/CornerAccidents/20070609/20070609_25.JPG

I predict another accident since the stop sign is no more. So we use the incredible do everything duct tape to put the stop sign back up. :lol: (Even though they are still flying through the intersection) and don't know if it would do any good. The DOT says it could take up till 14 days to respond to putting it back up. I am going to send these pics to the Commissioner and have them re-evalute their decision to put up stop signs instead of a traffic light.

The incredible ducted tape stop sign. :lol:
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/CornerAccidents/20070609/20070609_26.jpg

So now I have to wait till the home insurance comes on Monday and reviews the damage.

Dave out (looking for a contractor)

Like I already said, man that sucks. People need to learn to pay more attention

Bet if you were out on the lawn when it happened you would've had to change your pants. Must have been one hell of a thump in the house with the amount that wall moved.

haha wow that sucks

That's crazy TS. Sorry to say, but your house sounds like a terrible location for dumbass drivers.


As far as everyone else, you all whored it up again and I don't want to read it.
So, guess what...I finally did it, or should I say, her. I banged my ex. It was a nice little mission that I finally accomplished. Anyways, we talked today and I brought up that we should be 'friends w/ benefits' and she didn't say no. She just didn't like the fact that I could go with different girls as well. I thought it was humerous.

wow, they hit my pops house..damn..glad my car wasnt parked there!

damn that sucks TS. I can see how that road (111th?) is a main road and they just stuck some signs up there. Someone not paying attention could easily miss those new signs. People are idiots.

All I have to say is thank god for the brick work there. Saved the SUV from being a living room decoration.

lol, goddamn. you should be dirty and put like a metal gate where the brick is.. im sure the brick is sort of cushion-Y with the dirt behind it..

anyway, lmao@ the stop sign. maybe they'll notice it now that its.. ducttaped!

I'm supposed to go meet this chicks mom in a little bit.

milf? :icon16:

Here's one that sucks..

My wife apparently used my lunch bag for a fishing trip yesterday. I was in a hurry this mornong, so just threw my lunch in my bag and took off. Just as I'm going to get my ID card out of the bag pocket I notce the bag is torn at the top, hmm , odd. Get to my desk to take my lunch out, and my sandiwich is dripping, I think, damn, that's alot of oil. Then as I start wiping the inside up, I find gravel and grass, and then it hit's me, that's not oil, she somehow punctured a beer can and just left the beer spille din my bag :banghead:

Needless to say, everytime I open my drawer it smeels like a f'n pub in here. :uhoh:

The saga continues...

Bottom line, ALLSTATE INSURANCE SUCKS MAJOR DONKEY BALLS.. there I said it.

Now they are bouncing us back and forth between adjusters because they claim thats a major job and that another dept/section takes care of it. Suuurrreee... They are quick to get your damn money, but are slow as mollassess to pay out. We should have learned from the Katrina disaster with them not paying out those poor homeowners, that if anything ever happened to our home that we would have trouble getting them to pay out. :banghead:

As for being out on the lawn, naaa, we always hang out in the back yard where the BBQ station is at since its covered with an overhead green like awning. (It shows up on google earth.) :lol:
http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/Home-Google_Small.jpg (http://www.santafemods.com/images/Crashes/Home-Google_Small.jpg)

Saved the SUV from being a living room decoration.Yeah that would be scary, but in order for the suv to have gone into the living room it would have to have cataputed into the air 4 feet after hitting something. I'm just glad there is enough front yard to to have cushion the impact. ITs a shame I have not hooked up the security cameras to the VCR cause I would have caught everything on tape.

And yeah Jeremy, its a 2 family house detached garage, covered backyard/patio. Only thing wrong with it is that there aren't enough closet space. I had (on Friday) gone into an agreement to add hardwood floors to the first floor and redo the 2nd floor bathroom, but now with this, I will have to postpone the wood floor home improvement project. :banghead:

Oh, did I mention ALLSTATE SUCKS. :lol:

TS

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Oh, did I mention ALLSTATE SUCKS. :lol:

TS

Why do you think their mtot is "you're in good hands" ?

"cause they're good at stroking you when it domes down to a claim. :disappoin

. ITs a shame I have not hooked up the security cameras to the VCR cause I would have caught everything on tape.

Whoa, I just caught that part. Note to self, if ever at TS' house, check bathroom vents and walls for hidden cameras before using washroom :eek:

wrightz28 out (renting sex, lies, and videotape from netflix)

damn NY drivers...

milf? :icon16:
I'm not gonna lie... Her mom looks pretty damn good for being 47. lol But thats a good thing, cause I know she won't be any different when shes that old then! :grinyes:

Shes definetly a keeper girl!

I was gonna say, if you meet a girl and wanna know what she'll be like in 20 some years, take a look at mom. :grinyes:

I was gonna say, if you meet a girl and wanna know what she'll be like in 20 some years, take a look at mom. :grinyes:
Oh yes... Listen to this... This chick is like freakin tiny dude... Soooo skinny, but not too skinny. Her mom wears her clothes! That is how good her mom is still. lol

wow... page 400, and damn close to 6k posts

Meh, and they were worried about breaking 5K :dunno:

yeah, seriously, 10 more posts and it's 6k land.

whore tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiime!!

DJ didn't TS ban you? :uhoh:

Don't you know whoring is a bannable offense?

im down.... WAIT... I'm up for it. ahahahahahahahah

not in Vegas it's not...

An your point is?

An you rpoin tis?


WHAT THE F%$^?!?!??!?!?!

wrightz28 is going to get #6000 :icon16:

What? You bastards better let me have number 6000. lol

Broken

Yay! We are getting closer!

kool - good smokes, smoke if you got em. :thumbsup: