Your Humorscope

[YogsVR4]

Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You may lose sight of what is truly important to you, if you're not careful. In other words, it not whether you win or lose, it's whether you end up with your leg in a cast for 3 months.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
The bad news is, you're competing for that new job with a Hindu goddess. The good news is, if you think YOU have trouble figuring out what to do with your hands during an interview...

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will vow to always tell the truth, but it will backfire on you. Most people find that kind of behavior highly suspicious, and more than a little deviant.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
This is a good time to remember Einstein's advice, to make things as simple as possible, but no simpler. That applies both to theoretical physics, and in your case, to dinner.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Someone will tell you that you "run funny". Just ignore them. (And be very glad they didn't see you throwing a baseball.)

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will come up with an idea for cutting down on the customer service calls that your company gets. Unfortunately, there just aren't enough people with Tourette Syndrome available for hire.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)
While attempting to stifle a yawn today, you will accidentally make a loud "smooching" sound. Try bringing out your pager, and saying "these new models sure have some interesting sound options, don't they?" I find that works well with several other forms of involuntary noises, as well.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Excellent time to hum popular songs, just slightly off key. If you do that long enough, the people around you will change in appearance. You'll be able to see the veins in their neck, for one thing.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will develop a passion for Cajun cuisine, and will refuse to eat anything that hasn't been "blackened". Your family will draw the line at blackened corn flakes, however.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
You'll end up at an incredibly boring social function, soon. Sometimes you can liven these things up a bit by simply bringing along and releasing a few live scorpions, however.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
After an exciting trip to Jackson Hole, Wyoming, you'll come up with a secret plan that will occupy you for many years to come. Yes - your very own Hole.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You will inherit millions, along with a rather elderly butler named Hodgson. You'll have a nice time.

[YogsVR4]

The funny thing about mine (Aquarius) is that my sister is in Jackson Hole and I'm going to go out to visit her in a few weeks. hmmmm....

[DVSNCYNIKL]

I have a hole in my shirt.

[YogsVR4]

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
I have a hole in my shirt.

That is much better then having a hole in the head!

[ragt20]

looks like only aquarians postin here

but I ain't going to Jackson hole in the forseeable future, and no holes in the shirt

[Rich]

Originally posted by YogsVR4

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will vow to always tell the truth, but it will backfire on you. Most people find that kind of behavior highly suspicious, and more than a little deviant.

LMAO :hehehe: :hehehe:

Tell it like it is, thats what I always say

[Spec2 Girl]

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Excellent time to hum popular songs, just slightly off key. If you do that long enough, the people around you will change in appearance. You'll be able to see the veins in their neck, for one thing.

I'd try that out, but I'm the only one here.