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08-05-2002, 04:07 PM
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Your humorscope
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Today you will notice yet another large freshly-dug mound of dirt in your neighbor's back yard. It's probably nothing -- he probably just digs at night if he can't get to sleep. I know I do. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) A small packet containing 7 oddly-colored bean seeds will arrive in the mail today. There will be no return address, nor any indication of what they are. Only one way to find out... Gemini (May 21 - June 20) You will decide to take up juggling, today, and will become exceedingly good at it. Eventually, you'll start an offbeat new religion, and proclaim that Supreme Truth will be revealed to those who juggle. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Twelve freshly cut rods (made from ash) will be found in a peculiar pattern on the lawn. Two large black crows will watch you solemnly from the top of a parked VW Microbus. The weather will turn colder, and the air, although clear, will seem grey. Don't worry, though, it's probably nothing. Leo (July 23 - August 22) A haunting melody will float through the air this evening, with no apparent source. It will turn out that a renegade oboe player is hiding in the shrubbery. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) While idly doodling on a notepad, today, you will accidentally draw a symbol sacred to an ancient voodoo deity, and will open a gap into part of the astral plane that is even less appealing than Akron, Ohio. Libra (September 22 - October 22) While poring over some old historical documents, you will discover that the Norman invasion was actually supposed to be the "Bob" invasion, but Norman stole the credit for it. Sadly, it will turn out to be too late to change it now. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You will make several somewhat inadviseable impulse purchases today. Fortunately, you will be able to return all of them, except for the Hormel "100 Years Of SPAM!" decorative wallclock. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Go find something flat, and scribble on it. People have been doing that for tens of thousands of years, and it's mostly been ok. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Beware of rodents. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Today you will make a bold fashion statement, which will eventually become a trend and sweep the nation. "Executive Grunge", you'll call it. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) While looking through comparative salary figures, who will discover that the job of "Villiage Idiot", in many metropolitan areas, pays better than that of the mayor. Don't even consider a career change, though -- it's a lot harder that it sounds.
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08-05-2002, 04:19 PM
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Re: Your humorscope
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Tried that defence,the judge wouldn't accept it.   drugs is bad,ok?
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08-05-2002, 04:20 PM
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08-05-2002, 06:39 PM
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I know it would take mostof the fun away from you, but could you just give us the site where you get these from???
Something flat??? Now what's flat that I can scribble on??? 
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08-06-2002, 06:56 AM
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Re: Your humorscope
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:coolguy: :coolguy: :coolguy:
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08-06-2002, 10:32 AM
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08-06-2002, 10:45 AM
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08-06-2002, 03:13 PM
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08-06-2002, 03:16 PM
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to show I'm not mad or anything, just messin! Which one is yours yogs???
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08-06-2002, 04:17 PM
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You could always try going here http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbul...nfo&userid=381 and figuring it out yourself..........:finger: :finger:
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08-06-2002, 06:58 PM
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Mr. T!!! :zx11pisse
 I couldn't figure it out myself???  :help: :silly2:You know I was messin about the first part? :frog:
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08-07-2002, 02:25 AM
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SO WAS I !!!!!!!!!!!:finger:  :finger:
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08-07-2002, 01:18 PM
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Is this a kiwi term??? I'm not little!!! I think.....
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