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Old 01-09-2002, 08:47 AM
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2nd attempt at humor
Ok, let's try this again:

DISCLAIMER - The following joke is, in no way, shape, or form, an intent to discredit, abuse, or embarrass women at all. The view expressed by the same joke is not representative of the opinion of Automotive Forums or the person who posted it. The purpose of this joke is for amusement purposes only, and the individual posting it apologizes if any women, men, or Mustangs doing 65 mph are offended in any way. Thanks for your time and attention.


Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.

It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!
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the disclamer was funnier than the joke

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Old 01-09-2002, 11:28 AM
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the disclamer was funnier than the joke


Hehehe, true. :hehe:
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Old 01-16-2002, 12:29 PM
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I thought that was pretty good :hehe:

was I the only one?
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As pervayer of bad jokes - I can say this one would have fit right in. I liked the first attempt better.













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Old 01-16-2002, 02:31 PM
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was I the only one?
yes
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Lol, soo true
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Talking
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it was ok. :toothless
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like that disclaimer...may have to borrow it some time for some of my posts
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LOL...That was good
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It was pretty cool. His avatar is much better, tho!
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It was ok...the disclaimer was good
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