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Old 01-08-2002, 09:25 AM
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My Anal attempt at humor...

A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.

On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff.

The man gets off on the 5th floor.

Once the doors close, the brunette turns to the blonde and says,
"Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."

To which the blonde replies, "How do you give Shoulders?"
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Old 01-08-2002, 09:43 AM
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Too bad this thread may be deleted but good one.
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Old 01-08-2002, 10:27 AM
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LOL, thats funny as hell.



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LOL!! :hehe:

The joke was pretty funny, but I would have chose a different name for the topic title.
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Old 01-08-2002, 02:14 PM
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nice one....
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Old 01-08-2002, 02:47 PM
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funny. eventhough i do resent the blond jokes..since i am blond. oh well that one was quite humorous
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Old 01-08-2002, 02:56 PM
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Sorry 'bout that! BTW, here's my disclaimer:

DISCLAIMER - The above-mentioned joke was, in no way, shape, or form, an intent to discredit, abuse, or embarrass neither blonds nor women in general. The view expressed by the same joke is not representative of the opinion of Automotive Forums or the person who posted it. The purpose of this joke was for amusement purposes only, and the individual posting it apologizes if any blondes, brunettes, women, Italian suits, or men with nice butts and dandruff are offended in any way. Thanks for your time and attention.

oh, and if it's any consolation silvercivicgrl, I was a blonde in a former life...
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no offense taken. its not like u were the person who invented blond jokes anyways. my quarrel is with them. hahaha
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Oh, cool!!! That means we can hunt down the punks that invented those jokes and string 'em up by the "short-and-curlies"??
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That was pretty funny. I'll have to use that one sometime.













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:hehehe: that joke was funny
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lmao here :hehehe: :hehehe:
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Damn this thread is still going? hahaha

PMan I want that damn model you bugger!
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Old 01-09-2002, 08:28 AM
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I saw that one in the store (at least I THOUGHT I did...), but decided on the Lancer Evolution VI
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