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03-20-2004, 02:39 PM
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Amazing new upgrades
Check out some of these amazing performance upgrades! I can't wait to get some of these fitted on my 924. What was I thinking, driving the car without insulation for my radiator?
http://www.kalecoauto.com/perf.htm
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03-20-2004, 02:53 PM
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Re: Amazing new upgrades
WTF? This is a joke, right? I sure hope so.
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03-20-2004, 03:14 PM
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03-20-2004, 03:37 PM
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Re: Re: Amazing new upgrades
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Also, the camshaft dampener is essential, you don't want the camshaft to spin freely, it's dangerous!
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Connor - Porsche Nazi since 2001, VW defiler since 2004 This here's a Fabrication forum! My lugnut requires more torque than your LS1 makes.
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03-20-2004, 03:39 PM
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Re: Amazing new upgrades
a joke?
you don't have an insulated radiator? come on... i thought everyone knew about oil bypass kits?
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03-20-2004, 04:22 PM
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Re: Amazing new upgrades
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"blinker fluid will not lose its viscosity, even in the most extreme situations!" ok...so what the fuck is an extreme condition for a blinker... i mean..i blinks on and off... how extreme is that... but ya..BLINKER FLUID... come on now.. somethings a little bit screwy here 
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03-20-2004, 04:32 PM
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Re: Amazing new upgrades
Hi, I'm an idiot, are you?
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.
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03-20-2004, 09:48 PM
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Im gonna try that lowering kit...i think i could take it down at least 2 inches on it!
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#9
03-21-2004, 02:11 AM
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If you people can't tell it's a joke... then the average IQ of AF just dropped 63 points.
 Jeeze people, just take a look at the forums on that sight. It's all a joke.
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03-21-2004, 02:27 AM
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Cross-drilled brakes lines!!!!!
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03-21-2004, 12:05 PM
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Re: Amazing new upgrades
wow amazing! no wonder my car is so slow right now!!! i don't have any of those... i wonder if i can find them on ebay
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03-21-2004, 07:21 PM
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Glad you guys got a kick out of it
 Now if I can just find what I did with my tornado intake... I took it out when I was installing my electric turbo! 
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Connor - Porsche Nazi since 2001, VW defiler since 2004 This here's a Fabrication forum! My lugnut requires more torque than your LS1 makes.
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03-22-2004, 12:37 PM
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Re: Amazing new upgrades
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