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am i worser than tonio?
Ok, here is my try on getting the " Worst Joke Poster Award" Sex An eldersly couple are sitting on a sofa watching TV woman-OMG is that sex again on television? man-No dear putyour glasses on, that is just a monkey eating a banana
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Re: am i worser than tonio?
Yup
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Nah, getting close though
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Re: am i worser than tonio?
uhmm...you know that...worser is not a word...right? The correct form would be "worse".
Nope, tonio's still the worst.
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Re: am i worser than tonio?
I thought I had a pretty good shot at the title
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horse walks into a bar... bartender says "why the long face?" Now that one sucks. As far as Tonio goes I say keep up the good work, I always lol at his jokes. |
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Re: am i worser than tonio?
Three whales are swimming in the ocean when all of a sudden, one of them gets harpooned. The two remaining whales are justifiably upset, and discuss the best way to get revenge.One says to the other,"I got it! We'll both get right underneath the boat, and at the same time, we'll both blow as hard as we can. That should capsize the boat, and then we can eat the crew."
The other whale thinks about this for a second, and responds..."I don't know...I'll blow, but I won't swallow sea men"
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1977 GMC Jimmy - daily driver-sitting on 33's and bedliner inside and out 1995 9C1 Caprice - winter beater 1994 Impala SS - newest project 1991 9C1 Caprice - (rip) "There are two great problems in the world today; an ever-growing lack of common sense, and too many warning labels. Take away all of the warning labels and the problem will work itself out..." -B |
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Re: Re: am i worser than tonio?
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DAng it, i didnt win the award? I must try harder next time
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Re: am i worser than tonio?
Maybe if we heard you say them Toksin they'd be funnier!
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Re: Re: am i worser than tonio?
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