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I wish I could do this...........
http://africa.mit.edu/gun.wmv But You can't just go down to the store..... So,how can I send it out in a blaze of glory?
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You're near Stratford, take it there for one of the Demo Derbys. Its lots of fun, I did one in my cousins 3cyl starlet. Good good fun.
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die biatch, DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rolling it down a hill on fire- preferbably timing the explosion for when it is half way down the hill
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How to kill your car for fun and profit:
Step 1: Gather friends/neighbors/anybody near by Step 2: Take bets on how long the car will last Step 3: Drain oil and coolant Step 4: Place brick on the gas pedal Step 5: Start timer Step 6: Wait for the engine to blow Step 7: Stop timer after engine blows Step 8: Collect your money Step 9a: Tow it to the junkyard Step 9b: Option B: Grab a "big ass" hammer, or other blunt instrument, and offer $1 for 3 hits
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My way however includes getting some old parade ballons and sendind it into the stratosphere.
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how about dousing it with petrol create a Giant BBQ hoist it up in the air with a crane and Grill it over the BBQ
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Or remove the engine and make the car into a BBQ with the hood as the cover
![]() Whatever you do, take tons of pictures
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Take it somewhere public, and charge people a couple bucks to take a few wacks at it with a big sledge-hammer, like $1 for each hit or $5 for 10 smacks...
Once it's been thoroughly trashed, send it to the dump and donate the money to charity or something.
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Drop it off in South Auckland Naki. Leave the keys in it but lock the doors. See how long it will last.
Another option is gut it out and turn it into a BBQ as mentioned. Hell that would be a conversation piece for all time.
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nice ideas,brother in law has suggested a 'Powergel party' at the back of the farm....
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Put Gasoline into it.....see how far she gets!!! Or you COULD just take it to a parking lot and drive the shit out of it, and then when the cops come and say they'll impound your car you say TAKE IT!!!!
Just don't get arrested.
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What kind of car is it man?
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I think you should light it on fire in a secluded area and let it blow up...and make a video those are cool
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