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me vs cavalier vs mustang "GT-R" lol
Like most anything, too much of one thing is bad. I rarely street race but it's the first chance I've had to race a pos ford (and chevy, if you want to call that a race) with my B16B in the hatch. The GT was the ~95 body style and had a Skyline's GT-R badge on it
so I had to show him the way of the rice. At first he had a rolling start on me so he got me there, but on a third gear drop I took him by about half a car length from 80mph to ~110mph. It was some ghetto hoodrat and it was so funny that he did the ricer flyby after losing . The cavalier, well... yeah. She was fucking gorgeous though, she pulled along side me after I slowed down and started shrugging and laughing or something. She knew she didn't have much, but who cares she was hot.
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Wait until 94SVT5.0 finds this thread
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Found it. mr carrnnutt you are a jerk.
Good job with the stang. Any stang with a GT-r badge needs to die. Hopefully, the dude will go home and ripp off the badges and put his money in performance.
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More photos and Info/website! 1994 Cobra -off road h-pipe -superchips power chips -mac cold air induction -BBK aluminum underdrive pullies -pro-m 75mm bullet MAF -18" konig wheels with nitto 555 zr tires -Ford Racing 65mm throttlebody -Ford Racing king cobra clutch -Ford Racing 3:73 Gears -Ford Racing Aluminum driveshaft -Bullit suspension/ springs,shocks,struts -Aubrun HD limited slip Diff. 2002 subaru Impreza RS - stock 1989 Toyota pickup 4x4 -K&N
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Your probably right. gosh I hate riced stangs, its a disgrace.
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More photos and Info/website! 1994 Cobra -off road h-pipe -superchips power chips -mac cold air induction -BBK aluminum underdrive pullies -pro-m 75mm bullet MAF -18" konig wheels with nitto 555 zr tires -Ford Racing 65mm throttlebody -Ford Racing king cobra clutch -Ford Racing 3:73 Gears -Ford Racing Aluminum driveshaft -Bullit suspension/ springs,shocks,struts -Aubrun HD limited slip Diff. 2002 subaru Impreza RS - stock 1989 Toyota pickup 4x4 -K&N
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Advice: Dont burn the hot girl get her number!
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smoke her, an then ask for it...thas wut i'd do good kills btw buddy...
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Was it a burgered out Cavalier? You should have beat her, but let her stay close, then at the end ask her what she has under the hood to stay so close. After that, it all falls in to place. Worthy of a Bond movie.
BTW, in case you're wondering WTF "burgered out" means, its the term I have decided to use for American rice. If "rice" was invented in the spirit that Asians supposedly eat rice all day (and therefore must power their engines with it) then since Americans eat burgers all day (stereotypical, but somewhat true) then American cars must be powered by the same method. There's too many Burger Stangs, Burger Cavaliers and Burger S10s for them not to have their own term. They give riceboys a bad name!
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hey come on....what is an america muscle car with out our mullet stereotype!!!!! bergers are for fat kids, mullets are the symbol of american muscle
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Great ideas but hindsight is always 20/20 and I wasn't thinking about much except going home after a long workday and 4 hours of school. She looked 17 or something though, and I'm 24 so that woulda been bad news (or good news if your a sick fuck
). The cav was stock.
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True, the mullet is a symbol of Americana, but its restricted to thos wierd white guys that live in the countryside or hicktowns.
maybe they should be McRicers or something? I think I like Burgers tho. Mulletburger As for youRicochet. Good thinking. You dont wanna be the next R. Kelly.
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Man this sux...I just read this thread and busted out laughing three times...by the way I'm at work and all my co workers now think I'm nuts.
Nice work guys P.S. I think the phrase burgered is enginious...props
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So an old Sentra with big Nike stickers on the rear window with 5 mexicans riding in it would be called burrito'ed? Good call on the burgered, I like it
btw bergers are what you pick from your nose
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Its always like a 93 sentra, black or maroon! And if the giant Nike swoosh isnt available, then you gotta have a banner across the top with somethin in spanish like "LOCO"Ever seen Mexicans 7 deep in a Civic?!? Its great!
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this one I saw yesterday was maroon with a huge red nike logo on the back
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