How to please women?

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A group of girlfriends go on vacation and they see a new five-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in.

A very attractive guy at the front desk explains how the hotel works ... "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor
has a sign telling you what's inside the rooms."

So they start going up and on the 1st floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the 2nd floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly." This certainly wasn't going to do!

The friends move up to the 3rd floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." They agree that this is good, but there are still 2 more floors!

They move on to the 4th floor. On the 4th floor the sign was perfect: "All the men here have perfect builds and are sensitive and attentive to women. They are perfect lovers. They are also single, loyal, rich and
straight." The women seem pleased but they all decide that they would rather see what
the 5th floor has to offer before they settle for the 4th.

The women reach the 5th floor but find that there is only a lobby with a sign that reads: "There are no rooms or any men here. This floor was built to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."

[YogsVR4]

Thats pretty good. I would add it also proves that no matter how good you take care of a woman, they always want more.

[DVSNCYNIKL]

*Tip toes cautiously into the thread*




YEAH!!!

[KatWoman]

I liked that.

Not all of us are hard to please I am one of the weird ones that God broke the mold when he made me...I don't expect flowers or gifts for every last special occasion on the calendar. My hunny Alex n I will be together 5 years tomorrow...we've gone this whole time without an argument. The key: communication. When something is bothering the other, we let each other know so there is no build up and explosion later. In the last 5 years he's only gotten me flowers once...flowers die, love lasts way longer I've gotten jewelry on 2 occasions...one of those my engagement ring. All the rest of my gifts have been car parts, which is more exciting to me than flowers or candy :sun:

[YogsVR4]

No arguements? Thats hard to believe. Even the most compatible people will argue about things. I dont mean fight, but have disagreements and what not.

[speediva]

I side with Kat on this one... (duh )

I don't expect to receive anything from my b/f. I'm usually the one who's trying to give things to people. Not always material things, but advice, hugs, whatever. Don't get me wrong, it's nice to receive, and I definately enjoy being on the other side of the spectrum. But, and I quote myself here, "You could give me a shiny penny, and so long as there was a reason for it, I'd be happy" I like the little things that have sentimental value.

[KatWoman]

Originally posted by YogsVR4
No arguements? Thats hard to believe. Even the most compatible people will argue about things. I dont mean fight, but have disagreements and what not.

We've had small disagreements but never a full-fledged argument where we didn't speak for days or anything like that. We are both pretty quick to let each other know if one of is doing something the other doesn't like. We made an agreement that we would straighten out any issues before hitting the hay... I hate the "walking on eggshells" feeling...so resolving issues before calling it a nite makes for better sleep.

[gdalton]

Hey katwoman and saturntangerine you two need to talk to my girl friend all she do's is bitch, I buy her flowers she says I don't buy them enough, I buy her jewelry she says I don't buy her enough, anything I do she says I don't do it enough.
Maybe since I'm an Alabama-man now I should start beating her, naw she would say I don't beat her enough.
Oh well.

[KatWoman]

Originally posted by gdalton
Hey katwoman and saturntangerine you two need to talk to my girl friend all she do's is bitch, I buy her flowers she says I don't buy them enough, I buy her jewelry she says I don't buy her enough, anything I do she says I don't do it enough.
Maybe since I'm an Alabama-man now I should start beating her, naw she would say I don't beat her enough.
Oh well.

Sadly I see too much of that in other relationships How long have you been together? Unfortunately it is hard to change people. If she's been doing that for as long as you remember, she may keep on doing that. I would suggesting talking to her about it and let her know how it makes you feel when she bitches and complains at everything. If she's not willing to compromise a bit and respect your feelings, it may time to look for someone who will treat you better. I don't mean for it to sound cold or brutal...and I know it's not that easy to just drop a relationship and move on. I've watched my siblings go thru bad marriages with spouses that cannot be pleased no matter what. Better to find out or move on now before you end up tying the knot.

[speediva]

Originally posted by KatWoman
Sadly I see too much of that in other relationships How long have you been together? Unfortunately it is hard to change people. If she's been doing that for as long as you remember, she may keep on doing that. I would suggesting talking to her about it and let her know how it makes you feel when she bitches and complains at everything. If she's not willing to compromise a bit and respect your feelings, it may time to look for someone who will treat you better. I don't mean for it to sound cold or brutal...and I know it's not that easy to just drop a relationship and move on. I've watched my siblings go thru bad marriages with spouses that cannot be pleased no matter what. Better to find out or move on now before you end up tying the knot.

My sentiments exactly... I've been the giver plenty of times before, and I have to keep myself in check to make sure that I do get atleast respect or love to reciprocate. Burning-out from giving is not a good thing, so if that's where you're headed, my advice is to get out now before you are in too deep... (I never said it'd be easy )

[kris]

Damn, I feel like I am reading excerpts from a Dr. Laura show.

[YogsVR4]

Its all about the CHILDREN!!

[gdalton]

Thanks for the advice kat and saturn.

Originally posted by kbslacker
Damn, I feel like I am reading excerpts from a Dr. Laura show.

Sorry for turning this into the how to fix a relationship thread.

[primera man]

Originally posted by gdalton
Hey katwoman and saturntangerine you two need to talk to my girl friend all she do's is bitch, I buy her flowers she says I don't buy them enough, I buy her jewelry she says I don't buy her enough, anything I do she says I don't do it enough.
Maybe since I'm an Alabama-man now I should start beating her, naw she would say I don't beat her enough.
Oh well.

To get straight to the point........i think its time you moved on from her

[gdalton]

Originally posted by primera man


To get straight to the point........i think its time you moved on from her

Thats my plan it's just not real easy we have been together four years now and living together for the past year. She wasn't always this way just started here lately in the past six months or so. Well I don't want to sit here and tell everyone my problems especialy in a thread that started out with a funny joke so I will just leave it alone now.