How do women do it?

Tireburner · 01-09-2002, 05:28 PM

How can women melt you with one look?

How can a simple one minute conversation about nothing, make you think of her all day?

How can they turn your world upside down and inside out??

enginerd · 01-09-2002, 05:29 PM

It's an insidious plot written in our genetic code.

Tireburner · 01-09-2002, 05:32 PM

I'm too old for this!!! I thought my genetics had died by now.. kinda like my tonsils!

fritz_269 · 01-09-2002, 05:38 PM

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Originally posted by Tireburner
How can women melt you with one look?
How can a simple one minute conversation about nothing, make you think of her all day?
How can they turn your world upside down and inside out??

Two words: your mother.

It's something that was instilled in you since the day you were born.
:smoker2:

Steel · 01-09-2002, 07:14 PM

He's been struck. The little mouse was born

just take care!

Sindie · 01-09-2002, 07:18 PM

GSr32 · 01-10-2002, 12:10 AM

I'm single, and I'm enjoying every god damn minute of it.

What is wrong with all you males out there. Why are you all getting dragged around with a chain by your woman. Sure, I look at woman, and sure I would like a female partner, but I'm NOT going out of my way to get one.

I am one of a few males in the world that don't believe I should have to ask her out. She has to come to me. Now I know what your saying, I am probably never going to get one thinking like that, but some guys do get them that way. If I do get one, I am not going to give up my favourite activities just for her.

speediva · 01-10-2002, 02:34 AM

You melt because we are superior! :right: *lol*

As for us asking guys out: I've done it, and more often than not, the guy says that he felt weird about it afterwards.... even though one forced me into it!!!

Tireburner · 01-10-2002, 08:35 AM

Generally I can take it or leave it, without any problems, but this one lady just absolutely is driving me NUTS!

I generally don't ask women out either, I will express an interest, but outside of that, if she asks me out, it shows the strengths and indepenence I prefer in a female.

I can't ask this one out which is probably adding to the mayhem.

DVSNCYNIKL · 01-10-2002, 08:52 AM

Suck it up and ask her out man.

Do what your instincts or mind says, in the end, you'll be the one enjoying the company.

Tireburner · 01-10-2002, 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
Suck it up and ask her out man.

Do what your instincts or mind says, in the end, you'll be the one enjoying the company.

I can't.

Two simple reasons,

First and foremost I am married.

Second, it's a workplace issue.

It's a lose-lose situation, and no matter how hard I try, I can't get her off of my mind... Oh she is such a beautiful person, inside and out!

DVSNCYNIKL · 01-10-2002, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by Tireburner

I can't.

Two simple reasons,

First and foremost I am married.

Second, it's a workplace issue.

It's a lose-lose situation, and no matter how hard I try, I can't get her off of my mind... Oh she is such a beautiful person, inside and out!

Well, well, well, now there are some important facts that you left out to begin with.

Since you're married, all I have to say is, don't do it to yourself.

And if it is a workplace thing, speaking from experience, that can be delicate. I know what it's like to mess with someone from work, and at times, it can get in the way. If you know what I mean.

If you're happily married, just pour a bucket of ice down your pants and try and think negative things.

Tireburner · 01-10-2002, 09:16 AM

If you're happily married, just pour a bucket of ice down your pants and try and think negative things.

NOOOOOOOOO Not the ice!

I have tried to find negative things.. mustache, twitches, annoying laugh, excess body hair, poor speach patterns, ANYTHING to turn me off.. there's nothing negative to find.

(sigh)

When I have to talk to her today, I will try and imagine her as my sister.. EWWWWW - gag! Maybe that'll work as long as I don't look at her eyes.

DVSNCYNIKL · 01-10-2002, 09:21 AM

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Originally posted by Tireburner
[b]When I have to talk to her today, I will try and imagine her as my sister.. EWWWWW - gag! Maybe that'll work as long as I don't look at her eyes.

A lot of people try the Mother in Law trick. Works everytime.

Tireburner · 01-10-2002, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

A lot of people try the Mother in Law trick. Works everytime.

Thanks for the nasty chills you just sent up my spine! As if it isn't cold enough in this office already.

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