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10-16-2010, 11:32 PM
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GTO vs. one of em fancy Audi things
Cant remember the last time I smiled after a race. Oh wait....yes I can it was 3 years ago when some girl actually gave me and my friend her number after we raced her.
Anyway went out with the wife and the kids to do sum shoppin for the house. On the way back home I pull up to the light next to the latest model of Audi A4. Its a 2.0 Turbo acording to the badge. I honestly dont know shit about these cars! I dont know what power they make I dont know how much they cost all I know is every guy who drives it is a pompus-frat-boy-lacross-jock-transporter-wannabe-metrosexual-douchbag. This guy was early 20's blazing some pop music bullshit like Lady Ga Ga or some similar shit. I happen to think you can tell alot about a person from the music they play while they drive. I roll to Power Metal like Iced Earth, Iron Savior or Primal Fear type shit. He has a red polo to match his red car, all the windows down, music blazing, subwoofer pounding away. I pull up next to him, he glances over at me, smirks and revs his engine. I look at him smirk and tell my wife to grab the "oh shit" handle on the door. Like I said, dont know what kinda numbers his car makes but with a 2.0 I doubt he can smoke me. All I know is I took off on him, right off the line I was walking him. When I shifted to 2nd he was already at my rear bumper, by the time I hit 3rd he was two cars back and all through third I just got farther and farther away. at 80 mph I was about 6-7 cars up. When he pulls nest to me at the next light he just looks at me and says nothing. I look at him, give him a thumbs up and say "thanks for that, it was fun". He says " Yeah man I had you till you hit that button on me and took off". I smiled all the way home after that comment.
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 06 GTO: SLP Longtubes, SLP Loudmouth II K&N intake, Ported Intake Manifold, Ported Throttle body, MAF screen delete. Tunned by Jeremy Formato. 381whp, 376wtq. 07 Ion Redline: Bone stock w/ factory Competition package. In response to a race my wife had while pregnant with our baby: Quote:
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#2
10-17-2010, 12:55 PM
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Re: GTO vs. one of em fancy Audi things
Nice race man. You must have that "magic button" that you hit to win
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#3
10-17-2010, 03:36 PM
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Re: GTO vs. one of em fancy Audi things
Them Audi's are nice, make decent power from the factory... but not enough to compete with you... even with bolt ons they'd probably have trouble keeping up.
What you need to watch out for are RS4 and RS6 Audi's. RS4 has a 414hp 4.2L V8 and AWD with a 6 speed manual. That'll give you a run for your money. The RS6 has a 500hp 5.0L V10 that is twin turbo charged... also with AWD. That might just put it's rape face on and do a few things to you that'll have you taking a 3hr rape shower at home... Possibly. Good run though Mushman!
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10-17-2010, 05:19 PM
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Re: GTO vs. one of em fancy Audi things
Oh the rape showers! lets not bring those up man. Anyway if I ever ran one of those, for the price tag they better beat me like Israeli military beating on Palestinian civilians!
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06 GTO: SLP Longtubes, SLP Loudmouth II K&N intake, Ported Intake Manifold, Ported Throttle body, MAF screen delete. Tunned by Jeremy Formato. 381whp, 376wtq. 07 Ion Redline: Bone stock w/ factory Competition package. In response to a race my wife had while pregnant with our baby: Quote:
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#5
10-17-2010, 06:44 PM
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Re: GTO vs. one of em fancy Audi things
Rape showers FTL.
I love me some DTM race cars. They are the Yumz. Then again, Austrailian V8 Supercars are teh win.
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2003 Chevy 1500HD - Hauler 1971 Chevy Camaro RS - Track Car User Guidelines It's important to read, like the Bible. But unlike the Bible we will strike you down if you jerk off around here.
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