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#1
05-19-2003, 04:49 PM
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Love handles...
I promise this is my last post for a while!
 Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed. "No," said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish." "Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want. I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed." Poof! And just like that...... her ears were gone.
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05-19-2003, 04:56 PM
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lol !!!! good one !!!
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05-19-2003, 05:58 PM
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ooh, that's harsh.... HILARIOUS, but harsh. :hehehe:
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#4
05-19-2003, 06:23 PM
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Honestly, does your wife know that you're posting these jokes????
Good joke BTW. Later!
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05-19-2003, 06:58 PM
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#8
05-20-2003, 01:24 AM
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Definitely one of my old favourties
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05-20-2003, 06:26 AM
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 THAT F'ING RULES!!! :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper:silly2: I can't even tell you how funny that is, Tonio
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#11
05-20-2003, 07:34 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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