Elect AF's King of Space!

You've been impeached. I'm sorry.



Don't make me sick our cronies on you.

Much better.

To add on to my reasons for being King.... Most of the threads I have started in history have been locked. I think I may have the most locked threads in the history of AF for one user.


Vote vicious/ec437/damien

You've been impeached. I'm sorry.



Don't make me sick our cronies on you.


Sorry, it doesn't work that way. Look, I am the President of the Universe. No if, ans, or buts about it. I rule. Sick your cronies on me. I have the Infinate Improbability Drive with me. And with it I shall make myself a cup of coffee. With this cup of coffee I shall rule as if it were an iron fist. But instead of an iron fist it is a cup of coffee. I find coffee more suting than a iron fist. Not much you can do with an iron fist but I love a cup of coffee.

Have fun stormin the castle!

Sorry, it doesn't work that way. Look, I am the President of the Universe. No if, ans, or buts about it. I rule. Sick your cronies on me. I have the Infinate Improbability Drive with me. And with it I shall make myself a cup of coffee. With this cup of coffee I shall rule as if it were an iron fist. But instead of an iron fist it is a cup of coffee. I find coffee more suting than a iron fist. Not much you can do with an iron fist but I love a cup of coffee.

Have fun stormin the castle!


See we can agree on something. I have a set of fluffy fists that work much better than iron ones.

Hmm...


obviously someone never payed attention in world history class.

Let me clarify this little heirarchy of power for you:

king>president.

sooo...



SUCK IT. :p

See we can agree on something. I have a set of fluffy fists that work much better than iron ones.


Right. Fluffy fists tickle compared to an iron fist that just hurts. Would you rather be tickled or punched by an object made from iron?

I vote for fluffy.


Zaphod Beeblebrox, president of the universe.

I have iron knuckles, and an iron fist keychain, and a big sword that I bought in spain hanging on my wall.

I also rule with aluminum and titanium fists.

Hmm...


obviously someone never payed attention in world history class.

Let me clarify this little heirarchy of power for you:

king>president.

sooo...



SUCK IT. :p


King is greater than a president? What in the hell are you talking about? Anyway, I dunno what history lesson your referring to but I still rule. Now go tickle yourself with some fluffy fists. They are now on sale!

King is greater than a president? What in the hell are you talking about? Anyway, I dunno what history lesson your referring to but I still rule. Now go tickle yourself with some fluffy fists. They are now on sale!

Yes, in the general school of thought, presidents do not have absolute power. I as a king, however, do.

King is greater than a president? What in the hell are you talking about? Anyway, I dunno what history lesson your referring to but I still rule. Now go tickle yourself with some fluffy fists. They are now on sale!

King is greater than president... it's a lot of mumbo jumbo and since he will be "vice king" as my running mate... I issue him the same powers as me because he can do all the work while I enjoy the title of King.


He likes it though cuz he gets to drink and kill people.



















Oh what a life.

As president of the universe I declare war!

Booom!

(sound of bombs drooping)

Kaaabooom!

Which means my job is cooler than your job :naughty:



I also get all the babes cause I get to bomb around in the space limosine all day :smokin:

As president of the universe I declare war!

Booom!

(sound of bombs drooping)

Kaaabooom!

As of right now you're bombing Layla's Keeper so you're kinda helping us out.

































Thanks again.

Careful, your peasants may consider you a tyrant ( because of all my propagada) and start a revolution!

Careful, your peasants may consider you a tyrant ( because of all my propagada) and start a revolution!

We don't have peasants... everyone's rich.

Our economy is beast.

I'm just making bombing noises so you know what to look for when the real thing comes! Yaya!

We have anti-bombing mechanisms.


W00t.

That space limo that I made for ec... yeah it's got hte h00k up. All kinds of missles and anti-missiles. And he's got it all under control with a few buttons.




Damien's got his own Space Force too.

That space limo that I made for ec... yeah it's got hte h00k up. All kinds of missles and anti-missiles. And he's got it all under control with a few buttons.




Damien's got his own Space Force too.


Thats a cute limo but I just stole a Infinate Improbability Drive! Read about it here; http://www.sadgeezer.com/hhg/i-drive.htm

Thats a cute limo but I just stole a Infinate Improbability Drive! Read about it here; http://www.sadgeezer.com/hhg/i-drive.htm


You have way too much free time.

You have way too much free time.
You have no idea...

And if you think this thread is ridiculous.... check out the story in this thread.

http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=316212

You have no idea...

Exactly why you should campaign for me, ec, and damien. :2cents: :biggrin:

You shall have a place in my already instilled goverment. Meaning, free beer!

You shall have a place in my already instilled goverment. Meaning, free beer!

If you know how to do photoshop you could make us a nice lil banner :biggrin:

By the lack of posts in this thread I deem it that I/ec/damien have won! Thank you, thank you.

You've won nothing! Poor, lost souls. I am already in power and will continue to be in power. Muhaha:::cough:: haaa...

There's just one problem. It doesn't matter whoever winds up being king because the simple fact remains that I already control all known space with my mighty battle fleet. matter of fact, Tokky just happens to be my XO.

Sooooooooo.......be that as it may, we ARE a pirate fleet, so I'm now taking contracts on assassinations and political intimidation!

Any takers?

Arrrgghhhh!

running mates? that just goes to show that alone you do not have the qualities to be king and you require TWO of you to make up the amount of qualities that i alone possess.

i am the rightful heir to the Throne of Space! why? because i like onion rings, that's why.

my only running mate is my fedora. KustmAce is my propaganda chief, Toksin is my yes-man. i've got all i need to do thee mightily smite-illy!

unfortunatley, as i must be up in 6.5 hours, this will be my only election post for the night. i will leave it to Tim (if he comes online tonight) to hold down my proverbial space fort.

i probably won't be posting at all tomorrow either, but i am still on this island right to the very end no matter what these liars and slanderer's may say about me!

VOTE SUISLIDE! FOR FUZZIER RABBITS AND BETTER WORKING NAIL CLIPPERS!
























PS Tim where the fuck did you find the picture of that fedora? it looks exactly like mine.

my first mate is your Yes man......?

my first mate is your Yes man......?

Apparently so...


This thread is still going? I got sick of it 25 hours ago... :sly:

PS Tim where the fuck did you find the picture of that fedora? it looks exactly like mine.

Im the progaganda chief, I have my resources (www.google.com).

...........

See...now, if I was a mod...yeah.......I'll stop :p

VOTE FOR ME!!! OH! And Vicious and Ec too!!! :D

Ok I got lazy after page 6 and skipped to the end. I'd have to say Suislide would get my vote.

i just want the warm pretzels, im hungry