Elect AF's King of Space!

EC437 wishes for groups of men to jump about wearing nothing but socks on their units for his amusement. :greddy2:














(how's that for spin?)

I have a date with a hot girl tomorrow.

Under my reign, I will send a bill to the Space Council asking them to put into motion legislation that will force Pink Floyd to reunite and do a world tour performing The Wall, Animals, and Dark Side of the Moon.

And do it well.

I do international missions work, study spanish and photography, work at a studio, am a full time high school student at a private school with loads of homework, and can drive.


Might I add, I also ride my Mountain bike to work, school and tafe everyday, Sunshine or rain. Now is that dedication or what?

Also, I support my Dads timber floor business by working every Sunday 6:30am to 5pm.

I have a date with a hot girl tomorrow.

Could be a cover-up! I'm sleeping with a hot girl tonight.

Might I add, I also ride my Mountain bike to work, school and tafe everyday, Sunshine or rain. Now is that dedication or what?

Also, I support my Dads timber floor business by working every Sunday 6:30am to 5pm.

So you're the one I've been throwing pennies at when I drive by in my lexus!!! :p

I do homework on sundays, and work tech crew at the theater the rest of the week in addition to working at the studio.

Also I will put address this issue of music saying it is a distraction to the future King of space, who should be dedicated to his job.

Might I add, I own a spectrum Zippo lighter.

Could be a cover-up! I'm sleeping with a hot girl tonight.

its the czechoslovacian blonde again :thumbsup:

Might I add, I also ride my Mountain bike to work, school and tafe everyday, Sunshine or rain.

Ah yes, I applaud your efforts but, is this not AUTOMOTIVE forums? I drive my Automobile to work, school, and 192 miles to visit my girlfriend at her school, Rain or Sun.


How's that for dedication?

its the czechoslovacian blonde again :thumbsup:


I'm Czech.... and it's Czech Republican. :lol:

So you're the one I've been throwing pennies at when I drive by in my lexus!!! :p

Considering it is a $1200 mountain bike, your worthless pennies would just be thrown by my disc brakes then run over by my 18" wheels.

I have a BMW zippo like Strongbad's.

Considering it is was originally a $42,000 lexus and is in mint condition, I think its a tad bit better than your mountain bike.

Jonno, do you intend, then, to refuse support of the arts and culture as King of Space!? Surely this is not the proper path, for a King of Space! as they must be a leader by example to their people.

My fellow Spaceistanians. As your King of Space! I have fought long and hard to remove Neil Sedaka from your radios, the "Superman is Dead" tangent from your comics, and Jason Alexander from your television. Lend me your support in continuing this fight for the continuation of the culture of space.

Ah yes, I applaud your efforts but, is this not AUTOMOTIVE forums? I drive my Automobile to work, school, and 192 miles to visit my girlfriend at her school, Rain or Sun.

I ride my bike to work, to work on many automobiles.
And I ride 13kms to work, and usually get there in just under 15 minutes.

Honesty is my claim, and I am sticking by it.
Vote Jonno!

Jonno, do you intend, then, to refuse support of the arts and culture as King of Space!? Surely this is not the proper path, for a King of Space! as they must be a leader by example to their people.

Please note: those pennies are left there for the needy.

I ride my bike to work, to work on many automobiles.



Touche.

With almost 200 replies and over a thousand views in around 3 hours... Damn this is a good thread to be in. :lol:

I take the recent lack of posts to mean there is only 2 of us left in the running.

I propose a law saying the King of Space to only be allowed as the King of Space once, and once only.

With almost 200 replies and over a thousand views in around 3 hours... Damn this is a good thread to be in. :lol:
Although I think it might have that many replies because we are in it... :iceslolan

And at that, after realising that The King of Space isn't an officially reconised position, I will bid you farewell (Unless this thread is still open tomrrow, if so, cyas then). I am going to go and get drunk.

Although remember, Vote Jonno, I have 2 hungry Jack Russell Terriers to unleash on all of the people who don't!

Although I think it might have that many replies because we are in it... :iceslolan

Indeed.... actually Brian went to bed, but I think he's still in it.... though Keeper did cast him "off the island". Keeper can't be taken out cuz he's the incumbant... you... and me... meh. Looks to be a good race.

Well, the lack of posts from the incumbent has to do mostly from the fact that it's 1/4 'til 4am on my end of the world, and the weight of my kingship demands rest.

This is not a concession, nay. This is only the beginning. I shall remain King of Space! in the coming time. So it has been decreed, so it shall be done.

Boo! It's quarter to four here in VA too but I'm still ready to duke it out!

hell, I'm still here, just on other message boards too, although I will be retiring for the night soon. I will be back and campaigning stronger than ever tomorrow, though.

Well, its 7:18pm Friday here. I am just bored waiting for my brother to pick me up and give me a lift to my mates place. (me being bored is the main reason I am posting in this thread)

And at that, after realising that The King of Space isn't an officially reconised position, I will bid you farewell (Unless this thread is still open tomrrow, if so, cyas then). I am going to go and get drunk.

Although remember, Vote Jonno, I have 2 hungry Jack Russell Terriers to unleash on all of the people who don't!

I will also retire for the night and come back and battle tomorrow. I have a woman calling me to bed. It's a wonderful feeling guys. :biggrin:

vote me!

vote layla's keeper!


then i get a job too!!!

and another selling point


his car is named after one of the best songs ever!



and i always remember my towel (if you don't understand this, your vote doesn't count any way)

the color purple's not so 1337.
Suislide's the one to b337.
Just for that you get my vote.

wait... suislide posted that he's the one to beat. I'm confused.

now who won?


is it me? :grinyes:

You haven't even posted your platform, how can you be King of Space! properly?

what in the world did i miss in this thread?!!!!

I have returned. After a 12 hour nap, I am refreshed and ready to take over the throne of King of Space!

I would like to use my 1,000th post to shamelessly advertise myself as the best man for the job of KING OF SPACE! How many other men would use this special time in their lives to campaign? Exactly, none. This shows my dedication to the office of Space.

I claim the throne. Free stickers for everyone. Do I get a scepter?

The throne still remains open I say. I will not fall back!

You have been smitten. I am the king.

Perhaps it is time for new blood on the campaign trail. Free T-shirts for everyone.

B18ls, election of 04'...

I told you, I am king. My cronies are burning down your campaign headquarters as we speak.

My Anti0Cronies Unit just took out your cronies. I CLAIM THE THRONE

I have put down your rebellion with my really big sword. I will not be bothered by your anti cronies, because you do not have any.

I have a whole unit of anti-cronies. They're something like an anti-terrorist unit. Very good they are at their work. You managed to kill a couple of them so a nuke is coming toward you for revenge.





The power of government at work.

Neither of you may claim the throne. You have no running mate, you have no votes, and for some reason or other the ambassador to the potato people feels you have besmirched him.

As such, clearly you are unfit to be King of Space!.

neccesary running mate? i hold an open invitation to jimster then, if you read this let me know your answer. if you say yes, i will not give you the penis mightier earlier promissed. nay, i shall give you one of such strength you will have to call youre member the inter galactic highway of love.

i also propose that farting be made an olympic sport. infact, anyone harmed while trying to ignite anything that eminates from their body will be considred a hero.

being hungover will be considred an acceptable excuse for calling in sick to work. everybody will be given 200 hang over days per year.

we will set aside a section of space for the sole purpose of driving around drunk. there will be cops. if your blood alcohol level is at an unacceptable percentage to be driving the cops will supply you with enough beer to continue.

I'm working on the running mate. Since you request it.




I sent an olive brach of sorts to the potaeto people, but the pear people still love me.

The fact thıs thread ıs opebn ıs amazıng but also, i'm with kit....wtf have i been missin here......

So AF has been truly shown...we are truly bored out of our minds

ec437 has officially agreed to be my running mate via PM. Let our reign of alcohol and entertainment begin.

woohoo!

Bah, you all may wanna be the King of Space but I, Zaphod Beeblebrox, am President of the Universe.

Bah, you all may wanna be the King of Space but I, Zaphod Beeblebrox, am President of the Universe.


Boo him! Boo that man!

Oh yeah? I'm your boss. My cronies just burned down your universal white house. Ha, its like the american revolution all over again!

Oh yeah? I'm your boss. My cronies just burned down your universal white house. Ha, its like the american revolution all over again!

Tut tut tut... we're a team now. OUR cronies. :lol:

Tut tut tut... we're a team now. OUR cronies. :lol:

Oh of course.

Whatever...i just want to support vıcıous cause he's cool! :thumbsup:

Whatever...i just want to support vıcıous cause he's cool! :thumbsup:

You will be my Secretary of Space-State

Boo him! Boo that man!


Boo if you want to, you know I'm right.

Nice... :D

VOTE FOR XVICIOUSX!!! *raises hands in peace sign*

Boo if you want to, you know I'm right.

I voted for the other guy.

I voted for the other guy.


Vote? There is no voting. I'm already in power!

Zaphod Beeblebrox - President of the Universe.

Vote? There is no voting. I'm already in power!

Zaphod Beeblebrox - President of the Universe.

But as you claim to be President you're suggesting that you live in a society similar (if not exactly) to the United States so you were voted into power.


I didn't vote for you.