Elect AF's King of Space!

KustomAce's willingness to support whichever canidate that speaks the most gibberish shows weakness.

The Color Purple laughs at this.

And so do I... and the little Leprechan in the corner calling me sexy lady.

I throw myself wholeheartedly behind Suislide. A vote for me is a vote for Suislide. A vote for Suislide is a vote for progress!

I SIR AM TO BE THE ULTIMATE KING OF SPACE

You speak of ginger snaps... I bought two pounds of ginger snaps (it was buy one pound get one free) and ate them in ONE DAY

As far as music goes I am a drummer and listen to EVERY KIND OF MUSIC LIKE A KING OF SPACE SHOULD... I can bear the earliest of M.J. down to the Jackson Five and then still put in some KoRn or even enjoy Limp Bizkit

I have another website that I can promote my reign on.

In 2 years I have gone through 3 cars (flipping one over).

I have earned the respect (and hate) of many people in the "Stress Release" area by posting about my mishaps in relationships... THE PEOPLE KNOW AND UNDERSTAND ME AND IF THEY DON'T LOVE ME THEY FEAR ME

This is a title that I would wear proudly and reign over all space with an iron fist (but only on mondays because every other day are pink fluffy fist days)

If you wish for me just let me know.... I could go for days.

























And days.

The color purple is dead! The leprechaun told me so...

Step Off My Kicks!

my policy of stepping on Willimo's kicks as often as possible will come into full effect if i am elected.

Iron fist is out. Aluminum fist is in; it weighs less and would therefore be more suitable to carry when autocrossing.

Oh, and no naked babies on TV.

Step Off My Kicks!

Coward! How can you reign supreme if you get hung up on somebody "on your kicks". Just save yourself the misery and throw in the towel now.

Once again, my opponents fail to push the commercial quality issue far enough.

When I was a younger man, I laughed to true great commercials. Frogs in hydroplanes. Ferrets jamming out AC/DC's "Back in Black". Frogs slapping a lizard around telling him to "squirt some tears".

Are these days to be no more? Yes should my opponents become King of Space! as they simply refuse to drop the hammer on shoddy commercials.

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I Remember, Don't You?

Vote Layla's Keeper for King of Space!

^A valid argument indeed.

http://img120.exs.cx/img120/5407/laylaskeeper.jpg

I say no to the Aluminum and yes to the Titanium Fist (As well as the pink fluffy fist that will later on be turned into the yellow fluffy fist). I vow to counter terrorism wherever it may strike within my Space Rule.






I must also remind you that I have drafted 2 (two) FEMALES that posted on this board. They may have only been here for a short period of time... but their presence was noted and appreciated.


Amen I say to you.

Dentists would be required to use warm water when squirting your mouth. In fact, dentists would be done away with altogether because space dentists give you perfect teeth for free and it is completely painless and non time consuming, free of obnoxious drills and painkillers.

Also, all socks discovered AWOL would be required to report for duty within the week.


All really long threads would be read to you by hired reading people because then you could drink spiked OJ or your own desired beveraged while being read to.

The Color Purple approves this messege:

All Canidates are little girls.

under my rule, classic commercials will have their own channel, with 24/7 broadcasts of all your favorites of past and present.

there will also be a fedora channel.

The Color Purple approves this messege:

All Canidates are little girls.

The color purple does NOT deserve the title if it approved a message laced with such heanous grammatical errors!

"They go down stairs, in ones or in pairs, AMIGO! AMIGO!"

Indeed, you speak truth.

I would invent more swear words. 7 FCC moderated words is clearly not enough.

The Color Purple approves this messege:

All Canidates are little girls.

Pedophile.








:p


OOh!!! Oh I got somethin'! more legal boobies on public TV! and... no reality TV shows that don't contain hot blondes and/or brunettes in bathing suits.

Under my control, Classic Commercials will have their own Space Hall of Fame. In which I will construct thousands of little televisions and have voting booths for more commercials to be added. And in these little televisions you can watch any of the Classic Commercials that are in the database.





And there will be Staplers.

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This is Dan Rather reporting, CBS News. Apparently, the Color Purple has been seen leaving its drunken wife-beater brother Indigo's trailer late last evening uttering the words "Best $20 woman ever." Dan Rather, CBS News, out.

under my rule, the words cord, hinge, flange, and Martha Stewart would all be deemed swear words.

and Dan Rather would have to wear an evening gown.

Dan Rather gave me pink eye.

I do not trust him.

The Color Purple approves this messege.

I would invent more swear words. 7 FCC moderated words is clearly not enough.

Not more words, we just need to corrupt existing words.

Edit: Much like Suslide's platform!

http://img120.exs.cx/img120/2203/suislide1.jpg

In my rule all swear words will be unbanned. There will be no more petty shit over whether or not you can air Saving Private Ryan on public TV on Veterans Day.




On a serious note I really hate that shit.

Swear words? Swear words are merely a beginning for my reign as King of Space!.

My administration as King of Space! promises that we will deliver a euphemism for female masturbation that does not sound idiotic!

Not more words, we just need to corrupt existing words.

Edit: Much like Suslide's platform!

http://img120.exs.cx/img120/2203/suislide1.jpg

Suislide and his fedora approve this message.

Dan Rather gave me pink eye.

I do not trust him.

The Color Purple approves this messege.

Any candidate who cannot spell "message" should NOT serve as King of Space.

*The color purple officially bows out of the race

I can remove a bra with one hand.*

[/sexist comments]

*Not from myself. I've never worn a bra. Swear.

As King of Space I would appoint sections of Space to be controlled by the various Moderators that are all ready in place here at AF.

Money would be free with garunteed economic growth and no inflation.

Feh, Suislide, my worthy opponent, do you wish to appease the fedora constituents so much that you will forsake bowlers? derbys? TOP HATS? Not my administration. Hats of all kinds are welcome. From the smallest beanie to the tallest foam dome!

I propose an amendment that will make the foam dome formal attire suitable for funerals, weddings, and political debates!

Swear words? Swear words are merely a beginning for my reign as King of Space!.

My administration as King of Space! promises that we will deliver a euphemism for female masturbation that does not sound idiotic!

Im listening...

As King of Space I would appoint sections of Space to be controlled by the various Moderators that are all ready in place here at AF.

Buying the vote I see.

A vote for Suislide is your gate way to gingervitus.

A vote for the Color Purple is for a plaque free world.


The Color Purple rocks the vote.

Feh, Suislide, my worthy opponent, do you wish to appease the fedora constituents so much that you will forsake bowlers? derbys? TOP HATS? Not my administration. Hats of all kinds are welcome. From the smallest beanie to the tallest foam dome!

I propose an amendment that will make the foam dome formal attire suitable for funerals, weddings, and political debates!


You, sir, leave out the most important of hats in your statement! DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE CHEESE HATS? What about those Wisconsin wonders that so many have come to cherish and love?

Boo I say to you, sir. Boo.

Buying the vote I see.


Is there any better way? Correction, any more effective way?

A vote for Suislide is your gate way to gingervitus.

A vote for the Color Purple is for a plaque free world.


The Color Purple rocks the vote.

The color purple has already bowed out. Now please clean out your locker and kindly leave the premises.

What about knee caps? Those are quite fashionable this season.

A vote for Suislide is your gate way to gingervitus.

A vote for the Color Purple is for a plaque free world.


The Color Purple rocks the vote.

*ahem*

plaque has already been taken care of by my platform and its space dentists. Sooo.... purple is without a leg to stand on. Sorry.

And what's gingeRvitis? Too many gingersnaps in the mouth at once?

I must also add that my Anime Collection is (if not greater) a fair rival to that of Layla's.

Im listening...

Too fast, worthy opponent. Too fast. It will take grants and years of development to create a proper euphemism. But as we speak, the finest word guys the space over are deciphering the current euphemisms in order to determine their weaknesses. Once these weaknesses have been singled out, we can then eliminate them in the construction of the new euphemism.

The Color Purple is still in the race. Don't think that because it's just a harmless color it's not going to stay in the race.


You may think...

'Oh gee.. it's just a color.. big whoop.'

That's when the Color Purple comes out of no where and stabs you in the chest with an axe like out of the Shining.

Now, that was cool...

What about knee caps? Those are quite fashionable this season.

You, my friend, are quite correct. I feel that knee caps (as well as knee socks) are both to be brought into the mainstream. They have gone unnoticed for too long.



Now I must take a short break and give my girlfriend a massage so she can sleep and stop complaining about my campaigning.


-Andrew

Too fast, worthy opponent. Too fast. It will take grants and years of development to create a proper euphemism. But as we speak, the finest word guys the space over are deciphering the current euphemisms in order to determine their weaknesses. Once these weaknesses have been singled out, we can then eliminate them in the construction of the new euphemism.

Glad to hear you have a plan

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The Color Purple demands a recount!

http://thememoryhole.org/media/rather-rising.jpg
This is Dan Rather reporting, CBS News. This just in, Layla's Keeper is in fact a man. Yes, it seems Layla is the name of his car, and as he owns said car, he is Layla's Keeper.

Dan Rather, CBS News, out.

Dayna would become the official AF back-massager with happy endings.



There, I think I just won.

how the hell do you spell "messuse"?

other forms of headwear will not be discriminated, as i dabble in all forms myself. the fedora will simply be put on a pedestal. right next to the havarti. everyone likes havarti!


kneecaps? what about elbow-caps! as part of my platform, i propose to invent a new body part. the elbow cap, for extra protection when leaning on tables, knocking motherfuckers out, or general elbow play. note: it will also cover the funny bone, rendering that problem non-existant.

Hey dan rather, can you give us an update on how the color purple was found PASSED OUT in a POOL OF BLOOD after having ATTEMPTED SUICIDE in a las vegas hotel room? Apparently he then died in a las vegas hospital in the early hours of the morning.

Guess he's out of the race.

the color purple is not a human. it is a color.

as part of my platform, the color purple will be erased from the color spectrum.

http://thememoryhole.org/media/rather-rising.jpg
This is Dan Rather reporting, CBS News. This just in, Layla's Keeper is in fact a man. Yes, it seems Layla is the name of his car, and as he owns said car, he is Layla's Keeper.

Dan Rather, CBS News, out.

I stand by my sticker.

Suislide, I will endorse you if my kung foo alien can wear the almighty fedora.

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Suislide's elbow cap theory is sound, if not for the fact that it totally destroys our GAUNTLET AND BRACER INDUSTRY.

My fellow Spaceistanians. Many of you probably work hard to produce gauntlets, bracers, armlets, and other such finely crafted pieces of armor. Do you want a King of Space! that would take away your jobs? I thought not.

In my reign the color purple will not be taken out, but held higher. For it is a color deserving of respect.

On a side note my girlfriend, Laura, states that since I give the best backrubs and full body massages (including sensual massages) I should be listed as the front runner and all votes should be casted toward me.

BMW e30's would be put back into production. Standard ones would be available, as would modernized ones with modern options, minus the hideous I-drive.

Sir, I had a sensual massage. I enjoyed sensual massage. You are no sensual massage.

Sir, I had a sensual massage. I enjoyed sensual massage. You are no sensual massage.

:eek:

Oh no you di-int

your girlfriend Laura has less authority then my fedora. my fedora says all votes should be cast towards me.


and yes, Tim. you may obtain a fedora similar to, but not exactly the same as, mine.

These Banana's give their support.

http://www.hort.purdue.edu/newcrop/morton/images/Plate4.jpg


Also, the entire cast of 'Charles in Charge' supports The Color Purple.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/charlesinchargecast2.jpg

Sir, I had a sensual massage. I enjoyed sensual massage. You are no sensual massage.

You, sir, would receive no massage from me. This is simply because I know now, and have known, that you are a man. My question is simply this:

How many of you want a ruler who has a female name, and a female avatar? Just as I thought... none.

Though the picture of Mihoshi is indeed a good one, it is deceptive. I am straight forward. Male, smoker, long hair. Me.

Suislide's fedora has been stolen smashed and burned. Sorry dude. It wasn't my cronies.