Elect AF's King of Space!

i see the color purple is relying on cheap '80s celebrity endorsement to win votes.


i have my fedora, Tim, and Dave. and that's all i need.

btw, the fedora remains intact. it is currently sitting beside me on my laserjet printer, who also, by the way, endorses me.

and yes, Tim. you may obtain a fedora similar to, but not exactly the same as, mine.

Excellent.

And RedNeck, the color purple is not portraying a very competent image, what with all the misspellings and broken image tags. :disappoin

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/4012/suislide.jpg

What color is your fedora?

the color purple's not so 1337.
Suislide's the one to b337.

Gentlemen, I step aside for a moment and say to you that we should have an official pole added to this thread, as a means to better understand who is actually in competition here.

The Color Purple has no hands. Thus I type for it.


My Logitech mouse and empty soda can endorse the Color Purple.

empty soda can

Empty like your platform!

My picture of Mihoshi is representative of my military service.

Hah! As I am an honorable man, who has worn fishnet stocking and corsets, I was going to refrain from mentioning my service as a White Knight of the Knightly Order of Mihoshi Enthusiasm or KOME.

How many of you can say with due certainty that you have fought the battle to keep the lovely golden goddess Mihoshi's name from being sullied by insulting brutes who fail to notice the subtlties and joys of her character?

A vote against me is a vote that ignores all I have done for this lovely character.

http://www.thecabbitcorner.com/gallery/mihoshi/mihoshi_sit.jpg

Go ahead, vote against her. I dare you.

The Color Purple demands a poll, with only one choice.

Itself of course.

yeah well my empty Heineken bottle endorses me. beer > soda

fedora? INTACT? dammit!


I knew I should've gone with the usual cronies, not the discount ones from the alley. I mean... uhh... I didn't hire anyone....


oh, and I do vote against your girl. She has smallish boobies.

IT IS OFFICIAL!!! I have just received word that I have obtained the endorsement of ALL Strawberry Lime sodas manufactured by Jones Soda Co.

IT IS OFFICIAL!!! I have just received word that I have obtained the endorsement of ALL Strawberry Lime sodas manufactured by Jones Soda Co.

may i please have legally binding proof of this claim?

What color is the almighty fedora?

she has smallish boobies...

Good sir, I say to you that in my reign, no woman will be posted in Space without large breasts.

The Color Purple has a platform.

It can do anything these nancy boys can do, but better.

It's only a color, how bad can it fuck things up? Scared to have a little color in your life?

Stop living in the 1930s where things were black and white. Live in the now... where the world is in technicolor.

Feh, empty aluminum cans. Their support is suspect considering that they hold more value as engine blocks, cylinder heads, frames, and fenders!

Under my reign, glass bottles would regain their place as the primary container of carbonated beverages, thus freeing aluminum to be used in performance parts spacewide!

may i please have legally binding proof of this claim?


It has been lost... we believe it to have been lost similarly to the papers of George W. Bush's service.



Apologies.

The color purple is to the REAL contender what Ross Perot was to Clinton and Dole, annoying and insignificant.

All for the color purple's resignation from this race say AYE.

*ahem*

I ACTUALLY have a picture of mine on a jones soda bottle.

Eye.

Under my reign, glass bottles would regain their place as the primary container of carbonated beverages, thus freeing aluminum to be used in performance parts spacewide!


I support this idea and adopt it in my campaign.

technicolor means lots of other colors besides purple.

HA!

SUISLIDE

For heaven's sake man! WHAT IS THE COLOR OF YOUR FEDORA???

Gentlemen, I shall return after I write a term paper.

it is the most lively color of brown you've ever seen! it is also a genuine Indiana Jones model, purchased at Universal Studios in California.

My rebuttal to the Mihoshi Has Smallish Breasts interest group.

http://www.thecabbitcorner.com/gallery/mihoshi/mihoshi_straw_hat.jpg

Also notice, support of straw hats as opposed to just the fedora cartel.

I too, must take my leave. But never fear, I will return on the morrow. Stay strong Suislide.

Remember kids-

http://img123.exs.cx/img123/4012/suislide.jpg

my sword is better than your fedora.

My rebuttal to the Mihoshi Has Smallish Breasts interest group.

http://www.thecabbitcorner.com/gallery/mihoshi/mihoshi_straw_hat.jpg

Also notice, support of straw hats as opposed to just the fedora cartel.

OK, she has fakeish boobies. Real boobies>fakeish boobies.


Free real boobies for everyone!

Mihoshi's boobs support me.

Oh yeah, well I claim her nipples and other... areas....


:uhoh:

All in favor of Suislide not being in this election for the King of Space on grounds that he ...

He doesn't wipe properly.

Would you wan't that in a leader? You go to shake his hand and you end up with poopy on yourself. Not good. Not good at all.

The Color Purple approves this messege.

At least his poopy is the right color. Brown poopy is much better than purple poopy...

None of you unworthy fellows can claim the golden goddess. Her goodwill shines upon all of us! Such irrational, unclean thoughts are unsuitable of the future King of Space!

As such, I'm voting Suislide off the island.

I do not believe that we want someone who worships japanese anime as the king of space.

the most ass that the color purple ever got was when his finger went through the toilet paper.


i wipe perfectly fine. and i'll prove that by wiping the floor with you in this election.


the color purple should be disregarded from this election as it is the symbol color for sexual frustration. would YOU want your space to be over-come by sexual frustration? i didn't think so. vote Suislide.

with that, i take my leave of this thread until tomorrow. future Kings of Space need sleep too.

good night all, VOTE SUISLIDE!














































the color purple smells like rabies.

I believe this to be the fastest growing thread in the history of AF.

My honesty proposition beats all!

How do you all plan on living up to your rediculous claims? Answer: You can't.

Do you people really want your King of space to be obsessed with a cartoon character (who in my opinion has fake boobies, because they are made of paper and ink!).

Get with the times, get real, vote Jonno!

Suislide... you are the weakest link!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1120000/images/_1123974_moody.jpg

http://thememoryhole.org/media/rather-rising.jpg

This is Dan Rather reporting, CBS News. This just in, Layla's Keeper has announced his running mate for the position of Arch Janitor of Space, AC427CPE!

This is Dan Rather, CBS News, out.

Suislide... you are the weakest link!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1120000/images/_1123974_moody.jpg

and you're not even in the chain!

good night.

My honesty proposition beats all!

How do you all plan on living up to your rediculous claims? Answer: You can't.

yes I can. Because I am awesome.

Do you people really want your King of space to be obsessed with a cartoon character (who in my opinion has fake boobies, because they are made of paper and ink!).

Sorry, I already made that point.

At this time I would like to annouce myself as the front runner against Layla's Keeper. With Suislide being "kicked off the island", I feel that it is my civic duty to step up to the level that he fought at, to attempt to usurp the throne.

Sorry, I already made that point.

Which was made while I was typing, believe it or not I can't type too fast because I don't spend that much time behind a computer.

Do you want someone who spends all his time behind a computer as our king of space? I know I don't. Get out, do things, go places.... Vote Jonno!

This thread has just completely depreciated in value. That means breakfast for you, bedtime snack for me.

(Bababa-ba baaa!) I'm lovin' it.

Except that you all fail to realize I am the INCUMBENT. I am the current King of Space!. As such, you must be capable of doing a superior job than I. I have been kind enough to keep my obsession restrained to an avatar, military service, several large monuments and the renaming of Tallahassee.

And through that obsession I have created a surplus of nickels in people's couch cushions as opposed to pennies, I have created jobs in the "Keep the King of Space! from rambling on about Mihoshi" sector, and have singlehandedly brought peace and neutrality to my empty fishbowl.

Go ahead, my service record is unparalleled. Especially since there hasn't been anyone else in the job.

All who believe Jonno came in too late to an all ready competitive race say aye.

Except that you all fail to realize I am the INCUMBENT. I am the current King of Space!. As such, you must be capable of doing a superior job than I. I have been kind enough to keep my obsession restrained to an avatar, military service, several large monuments and the renaming of Tallahassee.

And through that obsession I have created a surplus of nickels in people's couch cushions as opposed to pennies, I have created jobs in the "Keep the King of Space! from rambling on about Mihoshi" sector, and have singlehandedly brought peace and neutrality to my empty fishbowl.

Go ahead, my service record is unparalleled. Especially since there hasn't been anyone else in the job.


I stated that I intended to usurp. I know you are the current, thus the reason I'm trying to take over.

Which was made while I was typing, believe it or not I can't type too fast because I don't spend that much time behind a computer.

Do you want someone who spends all his time behind a computer as our king of space? I know I don't. Get out, do things, go places.... Vote Jonno!

You were typing that for 10 minutes? Wow.

Fast typing means greater efficiency under my reign. Space will be run largely from my computer, resulting in a better economy, greater wealth and better traffic patterns for everyone.

All who believe Jonno came in too late to an all ready competitive race say aye.

Check second or third page page buddy :p

All who believe Jonno came in too late to an all ready competitive race say aye.

I was the first candidate to add myself to the ballot. :smokin:




1000TH POST! I RULE ALL!

I do believe that it is unwise to dispose of all our candidates before they can be shot...

....er.

elected.

Please note: Jonno works part time as an apprentice mechanic, studies at tafe, and is also in the process of finishing his schooling.

If a 15 year old can manage this, and still have spare time, imagine what he could do as king of space!

If I am elected king of space, free premium services, and software upgrades (in newer model cars) all round!

1000TH POST! I RULE ALL!

... people with less than 1000 posts.

Check second or third page page buddy :p

My apologies... 3:15 is kickin in... :lol:

I also find that my dedication to AF is something to add to my proposal.
I have been here for nearly 3 years and still posting.

Hmm, but what of the creativity of your platform, Jonno?

Does your platform promote the creation of new and absurd ideas? I suppose under your administration we never would have built the port-a-potty catapult.

Hmph - King of Space! with Jonno = no port-a-potty catapults.

Please note: Jonno works part time as an apprentice mechanic, studies at tafe, and is also in the process of finishing his schooling.

If a 15 year old can manage this, and still have spare time, imagine what he could do as king of space!

If I am elected king of space, free premium services, and software upgrades (in newer model cars) all round!

I do international missions work, study spanish and photography, work at a studio, am a full time high school student at a private school with loads of homework, and can drive.

Under my reign, Conan O'brien would become my official entertainer, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers would become The Official House Band of Space.

... people with less than 1000 posts.

:thumbsup:

No, I would upgrade from the history of catapults with port-a-potty catapults, I would make a port-a-potty with 32 different types of weapons mounted to the sides. Including Iraqs weapons of Mass destruction which I know the location of. These port-a-pottys would also have built in plasma screen T.Vs. I would sell these at a very small price in return for loyalty.

Vote Jonno!