LET'S PLAY THIS GAME!

just like any child with a new toy, the young boy pointed it at everything in his path and pretended to shoot . . . "bang, bang" he would say, "bang, bang" . . . it was all fun and games until one day . . .

...Luke Skywalker turned up on his nifty fifty motor bike looking for that great big stink arse called.......

Snufalupagus!!! The old sesame chap was looking for some smoke and...........

....fire so he could cook that big yellow motherfucker who gets right up his nose.
Finding the prick he started to.......

massage his balls and.....

...this started to send big bird into a deep deeeeeeep sleep.
When the big bastard fell of his perch........

he landed in a pile of shit that Snuf had just laid. As he got up.........

....he stuck his big trunk up his arse and said, "whistle now you yellow bastard"
Trying to....

whistle, Big Bird took some smoke and farted it out of his arse into Snufalupagus's nose. Snuff said he never took a shotty that way and got such a buzz that..............

...he thought he could stand on his trunk only.
Just then Gonzo came in and told him to stop because he would end up with a nose like his.
Miss Piggy then.....

came in and said she wanted to try taking back shots from Snuff!! So he................

...flashed her saggers and pulled down her...

head towards...

....her bacon flaps.
Once there she screamed out.....

...My god! you...

...dont think you are going to use that on me do you ?
Unrolling this giant.....

tongue, he began to...........

...staple it to the wall so he could.....

stretch his tongue out and........

...take a run up to slam it up her pussy.
But then who should turn up just as he was making his run up.....

IT'S ELMO!!! The red fucker wanted a piece of the action so he.....

...donned a gargantuan strap on and...

shoved the Titanic Ultra butt plug up his ass, as he got ready to...

....blow his load over her.....

The stunned Miss Piggy. Then Obi Wan Kenobi came by wondering what the Muppets were doing in a Galaxy far far away...

without their bong. He thought, "Maybe the Dark Side has...

PXCR-2424-KJKJKJKJ-2093755705-LIWDJKJKJ Hyper Muppet Transporter? No probably not, it's too expensive. Anywho, Obi Wan decided to walk over to the Monage-a-trois and..........

... change the subject from nasty perverted crap to somthing else ...






(cmon guys this is sick not funny)

....like " anyone for a cup of tea and sandwich " as they all cocked there little fingers as they drink.........

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Lemonade. (I'm keeping it On the Good Side) After an afternoon of that they decided to do something more entertaining and productive like...

...picking some sun flowers to take back to there nana who lived.....


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

In Never-Never Land. :rolleyes: She was Oh so Delighted to recieve them. She then made them....

into those hippy flower necklaces. Then the rag-tag gang explored...

the tunnels of doom, to see if.............

...little red riding hood could come to tea :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
When they found her......

she was sucking this moose's dick and......

...thinking it was tiny like DVSNCYNIKL's.........

but it's breath reminded her of Primera man's, rancid and dampy! So she gave him some tic tac's and................:D

...thought that primera man is so nice/warm/lovely etc etc, not like that big rough, bad swearing ,sweateeeee smelley.......

Lizard King, who just happen to pop in and ask..........

Why the Hell we were still on the topic of Fairy Tales. Bringing his wit into the mess of things, he....

jumped on his horse and rode off into.............

...a low tree branch. Picking himself up he scraped the dog dirt from his back and carried on down...

The road to "Having Better Sex". Along this road was a Fork it read....

Made in Taiwan.

This really pissed him off because...

...it's the fork he used to eat his turnips. Which means he got Taiwanese germs everytime he put it in his mouth...


(Why was this closed? Posts no longer count in Completely off topic...anybody that posts here now will just be continuing the story, not getting free posts. Anyway, maybe we should try to keep it a little cleaner...it's just sick half the time.)

...those Taiwanese germs could turn your...


(I agree, it was funniest when one post sounded like it was going to be rude, but the next person would carry on the story 'cleanly'. Who cares about posts? Does it really matter how many you get?)

....teeth green and tongue pink.
After doing this.....

he continued on down the road, until he came to a supercharged...

Mclaren, which was very odd and fast. Seeing a Quebec plate on the car he swiftly removed the driver and started to drive and make some use of that 900 some-odd hp when....

...it blow up in a large cloud of smoke and caught fire, burning it so nothing was left.
Shit he thought what now......

should he do to get to his bachelor party tonight? Well, he started walking, carrying the fork still.....

Game over.

...said the unusually large arcade game screen that was on the side of the road. Beginning to hitchike, he was surprised to see...


(Am I the only one that wants this to go on?)