LET'S PLAY THIS GAME!

Just then, Lizard King's mouse and keyboard finally started to work, and so MBTN was forced to do more than shoot me at the spawn point each round. But he never got a chance to kill me again.

Score was MBTN: 102 - LK: 55 before MBTN exited the game in a fit of rage and embarrasment.

MBTN stormed from the room and....

Beaten, the king decided to go and...

...SUCK SOME MORE AT COUNTER-STRIKE. MBTN still won, 102-55. What he didn't understand how LK managed to kill him self 3 times. No matter, MBTN after all was using his old computer, with an 8mb voodoo2 3d card. Also, his monitor wasn't turned on, but he still managed to get 102 kills. Igor, the whole time was...

wittlin' his hate stick...

... while drinkin' down a couple of...

Glasses of Lemonade. He finished making his hate stick, sharpened at both ends and decided to go after.....

Johnny for think of friggin lemonade!! After drinking, he saw.....

..God, watching him through the window. God had something in his right hand, it was small and...

...smelly. Oh my, it's a piece of...

...turnip.

turnip, it seems is the only thing god could use to calm himself when "that thing" starts to happen . . . that thing where he . . .

...finds the wall so attractive he starts to hump it. The last time this happened he damn near...

....got a splinter in his dick.
This time though......

. . . he's going to place the turnip in his lap and nibble on it until . . .

....his eyes roll back in his head and he gets a funny grin over his face as he......

...gets high off of the fumes from the fermenting turnip.

Meanwhile...

......back at the bat cave.... Robin is........

checking the Bat______.....

...crap under his shoe that he stepped on earlier, on his way to the...

...fruity-fair by night with his...

....his side kick and partner in crime.........

Mister Poopy Pants.

Mr. Poopy pants figured the best way to.....

...lose his ridiculous nickname was to learn bowel control. Either that or...

jerk off, then his new name was going to be Lefty, the one handed.........

....toss pot.
But not liking this name....

... he went for One Nut.

....mmmmm one nut he thought.
He thought back to when he had two of them, if only it had not been for that.........

...crazy midget with sharp teeth and...

. . . a curious appetite for things dysfunctional . . .

...like turnip.

A dysfunctional turnip he thought as he scratched his only remaining testicle....BASTARDS he thought...i'll make them pay for this.
Now for plan "B" he thought, as a sly glint came across his face.
What i need to carry this out is.......

...a giant potato, 6 200gauge wires, a lemon, a battery, and 4 aluminum bars. All the materials needed to build a...

...a fast Ford. He know it would never be enough to try and catch even the slowest Primera though !!!!
Taking the wires and wrapping it around this giant potato he suddenly rememberd........

...that he could roll the potato faster than a Primera. So he took the wires and...

....stuck them up his arse.
With a lemon in his mouth, he got the battery,hooked the wires to it and sat on the potato and waited ........

...and kept waiting for Duke Nukem Forever to come out. This stupid potato cotraption was supposed to speed up time! Instead...

...his ass swallowed the potato and the battery shorted out his pacemaker.

Bugger, he said whilst...

...spitting out patoto peel though his arse.
Who didnt peel it he thought?
MMMM, lemon and patato mixed together,along with my broken pacemaker and wires will make a......

...meal fit for a king. Just then, i_rebel enters wearing a pink tutu and a purple wig. He does a little dance and foams at the mouth. he says...

...I am so sexy, it's not even funny. Just then a bomb explodes...

and aliens invade the earth...

..but all they are after are fruits in purple wigs, so the world is safe. i_rebel, however, gets taken onto a vast mothership where alien scientists...

...began relentlessly slugging his genitals and sticking sporks up his butt hole. i_rebel yelled out...

Damn! That feels soo fargin' good!! Let me see if....

...I can get it up.

Nope...

..i cant get it up.....those aliens remind me of Lizard king.

Just then, the aliens pin i_rebel down, hold his mouth open, and feed him a giant turnip. I_rebel chokes and gags, and, spitting out the turnip, he screams....

...aahhh ahhhahh gnnnnnn!!! Fuck! Get it away! get it away!

The aliens inject him with another dose of tranquilizer and set to work on his...

...limp dick, but the tranquilizer is fill of monkey poo turning him into a....

Four-Assed Monkey. He is lying unconsicous on the bed and the aleins began to probe his...

...5th arse they have just found under his......

...gargantuan nutsack. Meanwhile, back on earth...

...the aliens are fucking everything in site with there high powered.......

...fucking machine. MBTN gets in his tank, and begins the long process of saving the world from the aliens by running them over. Then he gets an even better idea...

and decides to shorten the process by Nuking them. He proceeds to the local Aifroce base to Skillfully Acquire a B-2 when...

...he forgot the key.
Bugger...now i will have to....

drink Foster's, which is Australian for Beer!:D After chugging down a few, he....

....thought "what utter crap beer....i have had 18 cans and dont feel pissed".
:bloated: :bloated: :bloated:
Jumping aboard.....

...a city bus, he regreted this move as busses suck. He jumped out of the emergency door, straight into the path of a...