LET'S PLAY THIS GAME!

MBTN gets back from REAL sex with super hottie Kim Smith in a a limo. He pulls up and says...

Nothing. He just stands there wth a big grin and asks everyone what they been up to. Igor says....

. . . "mrmsmmsmflppttt" . . . and begins to drool, looking at Kim Smith and her . . .

.....still naked body. There is a mad rush.....

. . . as the guys all charge to fill every crevice of her body with . . .

valvoline motor oil. Just as they had finished adding the 5th bottle, they decided to start fillin' her up with...

......clothes as she is cold.
But Primera Man, being the super cool dude that he is fights away all these other pesky trouble makers and takes her away for a good old.....

...hot oil rubbing at MBTN's place. Then he just leaves MBTN and Kim Smith alone. As he walks away he hears moaning, and Kim yelling "YES!!! Harder!". She is doing this because...

mtbn paid her $20 dollars to scream and moan b/c he wanted everyone to think he was getting some but in reallity he was only getting..........

...A kick ass BJ. MBTN exploded into orgasm sending Kim flying out the window, landing on top of a...

brand spanking new porsche 911 turbo , with kim and the porsche covered in jizz ...........

...but Kim decides that she likes the 360 Modena Spyder, belonging to MBTN, a lot more so MBTN comes running out, and takes Kim for ride. They drive to the nearest...

:p :D

Gas station to buy some condoms to use but they didnt sell the fun size , he was so embarrassed that he drove off a cliff ....and he was never to be seen or heard of again ........

unless the words, "poo poo head" are chanted 3 times. This allows him to...

...rise up, and kill all who threaten the homeworld!...

Poo Poo Head, Poo Poo Head, Poo Poo Head! Rise fallen comrade rise! MBTN rises and...

GOD strikes lighting upon all that rise against him :stormzap: the end

then the big bang occurs and life starts all over again, where johnny lives to drive drive drive! He walks over to his friend...

...and pushes the cunt off the cliff and blames him for everything in life. "YOU HALF DEAD MOTHERFUCKER" screams Johnny.
Next a real tight looking Primera pulls up and out steps.......

....a nun and she asked johnny what is that mangled body doing at the bottem of the cliff. johnny looked at her and said.......

"What's this I hear about you having trouble with your TPS reports?"...

"may the lord look down on all these sorry souls" says the nun, as she slowly removes here clothes and bends down in front of GTO-TT/CHEV and starts to.....

sing the song...

...that nuns sing Then she procedes to wash the car using...

Johnny's underwear, which just happen to have......

been lying around in his room for the past few years. Anyways, the nun starts to wash the new GT2 and then says.....

..."Damn, this car blows. Where is MBTN and his super 360 Modena Spyder? His is so much nicer than the Porsche." Suddenly...

GOD shows up with his, just stolen Ford GT90 Concept car. He challenges MBTN's Ferrari and blows his doors right out the frame. This of course infuriates MBTN to the point of......

Revenge. He hooks up a pre-regulated destroyer class solid fuel recoil foil booster to the 360s engine, boosting HP to 4.4 million. The quarter mile was completed in just .086 seconds, 1 mile in .234 seconds. The gt90 conecept lost, not because it was outpowered, but because it was simply a FORD.

The End


:p

During this period, GOD has managed to start the engine on the GT90 and is wondering when to start. Meanwhile, MBTN is entering the Trosophere and hopes he's got the roof up for when he leaves the Atomosphere. Porsche pulls up in his freshly washed GT2 and challenges GOD who is now....

a very big

...Jack ass for thinking a FORD is good in the first place.

For
Only
Retarded
Drivers

is what Ford stands for. Ford...

Found
On
Russian
Dump


Anyways, GOD has now realized that he should get out of the Junker he is attempting to drive. MBTN somehow safely re-enters the Atomosphere and....

...Is thirsty. So he buys a bottle of water and drinks it. "Yum" he says. Then with out warning...

.....the dipstick shorts out on the crank and sparks fly and this blows the PCV valve out at great speed hitting MBTM in the head, with lots of blood coming out he got on his cell phone and rang the.......

...samaritans. But shit, what can they do? What he needs is a doctor. The idiot...

eats too much

farts his way back to earth. MBTN, with nothing but the clothes on his back, makes a run up north. But, unbeknownst to him, he landed in Mexico. As he was attempting to cross the border, Immigration cops ran after him and...........

...totally stopped chasing him, because MBTN ran back to the USA, wondering why in the first place he would want to go to Mexico. Meanwhile, somebody else must have a life here b/c all the talk is about MBTN, and...

people don't wanna hear about mbtn, they wanna hear about jennifer lopez getting it up her large.......

...bumper. Because she's a poor women driver. She slams on the brakes all the time and gets rear ended. Tough luck for her, anyway...

.....they have just heard the news that she has had a sex change opp. OH MY GOD THINKS EVERYONE, but it didnt worry.......

...we all know Primera man likes a bit of meat...

.....but it was his way of putting the others off, he new she never had one !!!!!
So he then took Jennifer and waved goodbuy to all the others who where all very pissed off that Primera Man had taken her from under there nose. L/K was crying and wanting to shoot him self.
HAHAHAHAH he laughed......

maniacally with a finger up his...

...left...

...testicle, which oddly had several holes in it. So Lizard King decided to....

...sew up the holes. But not wanting to do it himself, he passed the needle and thread to....

Mr. T, who pittied the foo' wit' holes in his danglers. So, Mr. T gold plated the needle and thread and sewed up L/K's....

briefs. This was enough to happily send LK.........

...to the...

...Vet to get his flea shots.

Meanwhile, after many failed attempts at self breast enlargement procedures, Enzo began violently slugging himself in the genitals, and throwing himself down flights of stairs. His mother came home and...

slapped him across the face with a stalk of celery. "Damn you, Enzo!" She said. "Why don't you...

...eat your greens. You'll grow up into a big, strong man. Big enough to...

.....watch your mum do it herself.
" You should know that your mum aways does the stairs first before you".
"Now seen you have been such a BAD BAD boy you can piss off to bed you little bastard with only these 3 beans to eat for your tea". said Enzo's mum.
Being in a very pissed off mood he throwed them out the window.
In the morning when he woke up...............

right outside his window were three big weed plants. So he decided to get high as a..........

...A snake doing a limbo dance on Jupiter, which actually isn't very high at all. Like Lizard Kings score when he dared to face MBTN in Counter-Strike. After going through a severe ass-ramification process, L/K started violently vomiting and urinating on himself.

The score was MBTN: 102, L/K: -3

:D