LET'S PLAY THIS GAME!
DVSNCYNIKL
06-05-2001, 04:25 PM
local Ho! She said, "I'll.............
Lordrandall
06-05-2001, 04:28 PM
... give you three seconds to get off my...
DVSNCYNIKL
06-05-2001, 04:31 PM
Corns, onions and bunions!!! "They be hurting me since I've been.......
primera man
06-05-2001, 05:17 PM
...locked away in a funny farm with nothing but bread and water and i need a good......
Porsche
06-05-2001, 07:02 PM
Screwing! ..........................eh...eh.............oh.. .......... Ah, that's better. Meanwhile MBTN is now sitting on the street when....
Lordrandall
06-05-2001, 08:07 PM
...this cop walks up and asks him what the hell he's doing poking a prostitute with a....
R35
06-05-2001, 10:12 PM
with a midget stuck up her ass.
primera man
06-06-2001, 12:14 AM
.."YOU HAVE A MIDGET UP YOUR ARSE ?" said the cop.
"Well the other one is already inside me keeping warm" she said.
A shocked MBTN thinks to him self....
"Well the other one is already inside me keeping warm" she said.
A shocked MBTN thinks to him self....
johnny
06-06-2001, 02:37 AM
"Damm, I'm the most...
primera man
06-06-2001, 04:37 AM
...smallest prick on earth and i'm being beaten up by a midget who's bigger then me.
Just then help comes in the very large shape of a........
Just then help comes in the very large shape of a........
Lizard King
06-06-2001, 04:12 PM
...John Candy lookalike, with a hatred for midgets and an array of weapons, including a...
primera man
06-07-2001, 12:53 AM
...big barbie doll, and her side kick "KEN THE HOMO" that he used on...
Lordrandall
06-07-2001, 03:10 PM
...his date to the senior prom. That night he forgot to....
primera man
06-07-2001, 03:29 PM
......Pack his 12" strap on that he last used on......
DVSNCYNIKL
06-07-2001, 03:30 PM
LizardKing!:D Anxiety building inside of him, he.........
primera man
06-07-2001, 03:37 PM
....was really hoping it would be the 16" BIG KING one he got last time !!!!
With a big smile he....
With a big smile he....
DVSNCYNIKL
06-07-2001, 03:49 PM
spanked his monkey and ran out the door! Got to..........
johnny
06-07-2001, 03:56 PM
lick this...
primera man
06-07-2001, 04:48 PM
...problem before it gets out of hand.
So he set the timer on his mickey mouse watch and....
So he set the timer on his mickey mouse watch and....
Lizard King
06-07-2001, 06:20 PM
...waited...
Heep
06-07-2001, 08:59 PM
...for Igor to pick him up and take him to the grocery store, where he can buy a turnip. He wants to get a turnip so that...
primera man
06-08-2001, 04:07 AM
.....he can rule the turnip world.
Then with out warning a giant....
Then with out warning a giant....
DVSNCYNIKL
06-08-2001, 09:00 AM
booger fell on him and he died. Meanwhile back at the Batcave....
Lizard King
06-08-2001, 02:09 PM
...Batman had Robin bent...
DVSNCYNIKL
06-08-2001, 02:57 PM
on some juice and gin. They got so wasted that........
primera man
06-08-2001, 03:16 PM
...they really thought they could fly.
Standing at the cliff.......
Standing at the cliff.......
GTO-TT/Chev57
06-08-2001, 03:27 PM
.....with there parachutes on they jump, but batman's chute did not open and robin thought it was a race to the bottom so he took his chute off and as they where getting close to the finish line......
DVSNCYNIKL
06-08-2001, 03:31 PM
Batman cut a super fart and managed to slow down his descent to where he could land on his feet. Robin on the otherhand,......
primera man
06-08-2001, 03:31 PM
...said"fuck you batman i ......"
Bat man screamed at Robin.....
Bat man screamed at Robin.....
GTO-TT/Chev57
06-08-2001, 03:38 PM
.....Hey pizza face are you allright, there was no sound from robin so batman went back to the batcar and as he turned the key......
primera man
06-08-2001, 03:43 PM
someone had moved the after burner to under the drivers seat.
When it started...
When it started...
DVSNCYNIKL
06-08-2001, 03:44 PM
Judge Mills Lane came out and said "LET'S GET IT ON!!" Batman was like WTF, look you.........
Heep
06-08-2001, 04:03 PM
...turnip faced...
DVSNCYNIKL
06-08-2001, 04:05 PM
wanna be judge......
Lizard King
06-08-2001, 06:09 PM
...piece of shit, mother...
GOD
06-09-2001, 12:07 AM
fucking piece of horse shit .......u damn SlUt PuPpEt....
primera man
06-09-2001, 07:12 AM
After getting that off his mind he thought it may be time to start the bat car.
BOOM,BANG,CRASH,SMASH,WACK.......
BOOM,BANG,CRASH,SMASH,WACK.......
Heep
06-09-2001, 08:21 AM
He forgot to arm his alarm while he was away, and intruders had entered the car. They started to beat him with rotten turnips. CRACK! KAPOW! GAZING!
primera man
06-09-2001, 08:38 AM
"Where is cat women when i need her to ......
Lizard King
06-09-2001, 11:15 AM
...repell these fearsome root vegetables.
Plus, looking at her in her tight suit gives me a...
Plus, looking at her in her tight suit gives me a...
primera man
06-09-2001, 06:38 PM
...huge bat like hard on.
"Wheres Robin when i need him?"
Just then the boy wonder....
"Wheres Robin when i need him?"
Just then the boy wonder....
Heep
06-10-2001, 07:25 PM
...doesn't show up.
primera man
06-11-2001, 08:33 AM
"the wanker" thinks batman
Just then superman drops in to.......
Just then superman drops in to.......
DVSNCYNIKL
06-11-2001, 08:44 AM
give him a blowjob! Damn that feels so good exclaimed......
primera man
06-11-2001, 08:48 AM
..batman, it's going to blow my ears off.
Superman thought.....
Superman thought.....
DVSNCYNIKL
06-11-2001, 08:57 AM
cool!! Now it's time for........
Lizard King
06-11-2001, 02:28 PM
...tea and turnips, I also feel like eating...
i_rebel
06-11-2001, 02:53 PM
truffles . . . they taste great when . . .
DVSNCYNIKL
06-11-2001, 02:54 PM
monkey balls, lot's of monkey balls. So he goes to the local zoo and..........
i_rebel
06-11-2001, 03:10 PM
rapes an orangutan . . .
dre
06-11-2001, 03:15 PM
until the Incredible Hulk shows up with a bottle of Boonesfarm and a jar of...
i_rebel
06-11-2001, 03:18 PM
Grape jelly . . . lots of grape jelly . . . since it seemed to be the popular thing to do and since Wolverine hadn't shown up yet, he began to . . .
Porsche
06-11-2001, 04:14 PM
Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich for Him...
i_rebel
06-11-2001, 04:34 PM
. . . because "Him" was known to get very hungry after a long day of crime fighting . . . "Him" had gotten his name in a most peculiar way . . . the story goes like this . . .
primera man
06-11-2001, 05:16 PM
......In a galaxy far far away.....
Lizard King
06-11-2001, 05:29 PM
...there were turnips....lots of turnips. Also in this galaxy were...
Porsche
06-11-2001, 05:34 PM
Oil Filters, Yellow ones. Besides the Turnips and Oil Filters, on the planet of Himnavia, there was a small boy....
primera man
06-11-2001, 05:36 PM
...with 2 heads,one arm 3 legs and.....
Lordrandall
06-11-2001, 08:38 PM
...zits....
primera man
06-11-2001, 08:42 PM
...all over his arse.
Taking his star wars nuke em gun........
Taking his star wars nuke em gun........
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