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#1
03-12-2003, 01:46 AM
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Ever been victim to a Sleeper?
Have you ever raced someone and figured no way you were gonna lose and you did?
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R.I.P. Hypsi- Andy your one of the best people I ever had the priviledge to know. AF and the world has lost one of the truly wonderful people... 
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#2
03-12-2003, 02:00 AM
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It happened to me at New England dragway. I was up there in my stang averaging about 12.6. I beat every car I raced that day, there were some I didn' think I would but I did and was feeling pretty good about myself.
So my second to last run of the day I get lined up agianst this 80's Monte Carlo that was 4-5 different colors one being primer. Up there your windows have to be closed so I couldn't really hear his car. I also didn't bother looking for the huge slicks he had tubbed in the back. The tree goes of and we both jump, pretty much even. Except I notice that his front end really picks up. Just as this thought goes through my head, the rear of his car is at the front of mine. I'm screaming for my car to go faster as he just keeps getting farther away. He beat me bad!!!! I get the timeslip and I see mine 12.58 and then look at his 9.44!!!!!!!!!!!! My friends who mostly have Camaro's though it was friggin hilarious.
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R.I.P. Hypsi- Andy your one of the best people I ever had the priviledge to know. AF and the world has lost one of the truly wonderful people...
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#3
03-12-2003, 05:19 AM
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Went looking for a race haeding into town ,came across a toyota corolla yellow with stock looking alloys, got side by side and as i noticed the monster tacho it was all to late by about 300 meters he was 4 or 5 lengths ahead. i just laughed.
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#4
03-12-2003, 06:21 AM
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After I thought it was funny but while it was happening I was definetly missing the humor
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R.I.P. Hypsi- Andy your one of the best people I ever had the priviledge to know. AF and the world has lost one of the truly wonderful people...
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#5
03-12-2003, 07:03 AM
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This was about 2 years ago before I did my motor swap. I was sitting at a light one night minding my own business when this guy pulled up next to me in a Buick. I didn't think anything of it, but when I looked at him I knew he wanted to race. I was like what the hell, I'll give it a round. Next think I knew he was pulling away like a bat out of hell. It was then I noticed he was in a Grand National. Oops
 Oh well, it was a nice car though!
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#6
03-12-2003, 08:33 AM
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Yep and suXuOrs big time!
Right after getting the GTR. Still pretty standard. Going to work and some guy in a little mitz mirage paces me. For those unfamiliar with one it is a little peanut box with a 1.8 MIVEC N/A motor in it. I figured I would just shit all over this guy and chucked it down to 3rd while doing 100kms. He did the same and dissapeared up the road with my jaw hitting my lap! Later came to find out he had dropped a Series III Evo motor into along with the running gear. He also had a T06 turbo in it with a host of other mods. This little car would weigh more than 500 kgs (1,100 lbs) less than me and was pushing more hp than me! OUCH
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#7
03-12-2003, 08:37 AM
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ouch that sucks, to have a lengendary car get beat by a little shit box with a shit load of guts.
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#8
03-12-2003, 09:32 AM
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Raced a very modified GNX that was plated as a regal....
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained. |
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#9
03-14-2003, 08:33 PM
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Dang.. must be ultra quick to walk you, R-1..
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#10
03-15-2003, 11:33 AM
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I've been a victim to everything...
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#11
03-15-2003, 09:13 PM
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Reminds me of the first time I went to the dragstrip and all the cars where lined up waithing for the gates to open. Most cars where on trailers and modded to the hilt and there is this bone stock looking neon in the middle of the line, complete with plastic walmart hub caps and rusty tailpipe. So, me and my brother where joking that at least there was one car there I could beat. Well, the laughter ended when I raced it, smoked me by quite a bit, running in the low 12s. Kind of look a litte different at neons now.
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#12
03-16-2003, 12:22 AM
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Thanks SVT, you now make me feel so much better about my ass whooping.
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R.I.P. Hypsi- Andy your one of the best people I ever had the priviledge to know. AF and the world has lost one of the truly wonderful people...
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#13
03-16-2003, 09:03 AM
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Yep. Was waiting at a light with my bone stock N/A 7, and an older escort pulls up. I see the guy give me the race look and i thought "are you kidding?" he wasn't. When the light went we were pretty even, and at about 115 mph down rt 20 in westfield (HiFlow would know where that is) he inched me out. Then i noticed his not so stock width tires and exhaust. And im sure he had something under the hood too.
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03-16-2003, 03:47 PM
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lol I now where that is Steel
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R.I.P. Hypsi- Andy your one of the best people I ever had the priviledge to know. AF and the world has lost one of the truly wonderful people...
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03-17-2003, 06:06 AM
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Both many have fallen prey to the Lt4 look like a big ass Luxo Cddy Fleetwood..( same platform)
Rice and and Vettes and stang .. it runn a click under 13flat 12.97 now i had a S/c GTP with me at the light (WS^) .. and the mf took off when i looked down.. i didn't think he wanted to race... though the next light i exacted a great measure of revenge when i ran my cAR UP TO 140 ON A CITY ROAD AND LEFT HIM SO FAR BACK THAT WHEN HE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE NEXT LIGHT HE GAve mad props... Silly man even a bone stock Ws6 would smoke a GTP and mine is obviosly not stock you hear the cam the exhaust the lowering and the drag radial if you perceptive |
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