How many dogs?

[Oz]

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a
stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me.

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
please, please!

German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take
advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and
furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will
be dry.

The Cat:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can
expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,
CATS HAVE STAFF.

[Jimster]

Nice work Oz!!!!!! Loving it indeed



And it's all so true :o

[YogsVR4]

Those are good


When you feed a dog, it thinks you are god. When you feed a cat, it thinks it is god.